The Biologists

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist.

The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do.

She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs.

The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, ”Can you do that?”

”You’re darn right I can,” said the old man, ”just get that bear out of there first!”

Image Credit: The Price of Business

  46 comments for “The Biologists

  1. April 19, 2016 at 12:18 am

    A delightful one, thanks for sharing!

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      You're most welcome. 🙂

  2. April 19, 2016 at 12:42 am

    HAHA!!! 😀

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      I'm feeling goofy today. 🙂

  3. April 19, 2016 at 4:37 am

    Haha…old men are funny! That was a good one that I didn't see coming.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      Old men are crafty too. 🙂

  4. April 19, 2016 at 4:38 am

    Good answer. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      He's pretty smart indeed. 🙂

  5. April 19, 2016 at 5:48 am

    Biology is such a delightful subject 🙂

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      For some. It would be for me now, but not back in high school. 🙂

  6. April 19, 2016 at 5:59 am

    :)) har! glod one!

    xoxo

  7. April 19, 2016 at 6:20 am

    Heeheehee! No matter what their education, men have one track minds!

  8. April 19, 2016 at 6:57 am

    Bwaahaha……unbearably silly!

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      I'm feeling very silly today. 🙂

  9. April 19, 2016 at 7:24 am

    Hahaha. Of course…

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      Yes, some men as so predictable. 🙂

  10. April 19, 2016 at 7:37 am

    If that was recently, the bear was female.

  11. April 19, 2016 at 7:48 am

    Haha! The female gets the job.

  12. April 19, 2016 at 8:20 am

    LMAO well I don't blame him for wanting rid of the bear first LOL

    Have a wrongendofthesticktastic day Sandee :-h

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      He may be thinking with the little head but he's still thinking. 🙂

  13. April 19, 2016 at 8:25 am

    Even the Bears prefer the young folks, lol

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Seems to be the say of things. 🙂

  14. Jan
    April 19, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Did not see that one coming but should have…

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Yep, sometimes I see them coming and sometimes I don't. 🙂

  15. April 19, 2016 at 9:13 am

    The bare truth. Like that ole fart!

  16. April 19, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Saw it coming…still funny!

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      I thought it was funny too. 🙂

  17. April 19, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Hahaha! Oh that is too funny! Thanks for the laugh my friend :)Have a great Tuesday!

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      You have a great Tuesday too Jen. 🙂

  18. Ann
    April 19, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    LOL, good one. I wonder how it would have turned out if the man had gone first

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      Probably pretty ugly. 🙂

  19. April 19, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    Old men know what to do. Dah! They're not dead you know Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a wonderful evening Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 19, 2016 at 4:08 pm

      They know what to do, but some can't do it. 🙂

  20. April 19, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    Ha ha haa! Both men are on different wave length…

    • April 20, 2016 at 6:05 am

      He's got a one track mind that old guy does. 🙂

  21. April 20, 2016 at 1:49 am

    The old guy appears to be smart!

    • April 20, 2016 at 6:05 am

      Very smart and very focused. 🙂

  22. April 20, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Thank you- I needed a chuckle 🙂

    • April 21, 2016 at 6:57 am

      You're most welcome. 🙂

  23. April 20, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Sounds sensible to me.

    • April 21, 2016 at 6:57 am

      The guys tend to thing this is sensible. 🙂

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