The Plane Trip

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.”

The blonde replied,”I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”

The blonde responded again, ”I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.

The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.

He said, ”I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

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  46 comments for “The Plane Trip

  1. Ann
    April 2, 2016 at 3:20 am

    LOL, I LOVE it.

  2. April 2, 2016 at 3:53 am

    Too funny. Sure made me laugh. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic week end.

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      Blondes are lots of fun. 🙂

  3. April 2, 2016 at 5:52 am

    Heeheehee! Bless her heart, at least she got to New York.

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      I'm surprised, but she made it to New York. 🙂

  4. April 2, 2016 at 6:02 am

    Fantastic, brilliant and funny.
    Have a warm Saturday Sandee & Zane because here in Amherstburg it's going to be cold with snow. Oh my God, it's April. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:13 pm

      Yep, it's sunshine here and it's warm. 🙂

  5. April 2, 2016 at 6:05 am

    LOL looks like the captain got it right heheh!

    Have a seattastic Saturday Sandee 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:13 pm

      He knows how to handle blondes. 🙂

  6. April 2, 2016 at 6:49 am

    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa….
    Have a great weekend!

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:13 pm

      You have a great weekend too. 🙂

  7. April 2, 2016 at 7:16 am

    That's why flying is better when you DIY.

  8. April 2, 2016 at 7:27 am

    too silly! Have a fabulous day!

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      You have a fabulous day too Kathe. 🙂

  9. April 2, 2016 at 8:02 am

    lol gotta get the msg. through any way you can 😉

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      And the pilot understands blondes. 🙂

  10. April 2, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Hurray to the captain! He sure knows how to handle blondes, ha ha!

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      Sounds like he's had some experience with blondes for sure. 🙂

  11. April 2, 2016 at 8:34 am

    Blondes sure make us laugh. LOL

  12. April 2, 2016 at 8:45 am

    That is a good one 🙂 I have black hair so I love blonde jokes 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:15 pm

      My have is more dark and light right now too. 🙂

  13. April 2, 2016 at 9:47 am

    Brilliant!!

  14. April 2, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Hahahahahaha! I really laughed out loud at that! 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:15 pm

      We've all met these gals. 🙂

  15. April 2, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Ha! Wonder if blondes like those jokes? I suspect the millennial one can't handle them.

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:15 pm

      I don't they they would get these at all. 🙂

  16. April 2, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Haha. Blondes are sooo fun and ever so funny!

    Big hugs from the road, honey…

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:16 pm

      Yes they are bless their hearts. 🙂

  17. April 2, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    This is hilarious. Might be my new favorite blonde joke.

    • April 2, 2016 at 4:16 pm

      There are so many blonde jokes. So much fodder too. 🙂

  18. April 2, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Makes perfect sense. c-)

  19. April 2, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    HAHA!! Too funny!! That was a good one!

    • April 3, 2016 at 7:08 am

      Yes, blondes have so many issues. 🙂

  20. April 2, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Yup! Works every time! :))

  21. April 4, 2016 at 9:08 am

    I never thought that blondes are that stupid 🙂

    • April 4, 2016 at 9:30 am

      Yes, they can be that stupid. 🙂

  22. April 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Good thing she was blonde.

  23. April 4, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    long live the blonde's

    • April 5, 2016 at 6:29 am

      Yes, they are so fun aren't they. 🙂

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