The Plane Trip

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.”

The blonde replied,”I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

The attendant said,”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”

The blonde responded again, ”I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.

The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.

He said, ”I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

Image Credit: Cinders Muses

  46 comments for “The Plane Trip

  1. Ann
    April 2, 2016 3:20 am at 3:20 am

    LOL, I LOVE it.

    • April 2, 2016 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm

      Blonde logic 101. 🙂

  2. April 2, 2016 3:53 am at 3:53 am

    Too funny. Sure made me laugh. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic week end.

    • April 2, 2016 4:12 pm at 4:12 pm

      Blondes are lots of fun. 🙂

  3. April 2, 2016 5:52 am at 5:52 am

    Heeheehee! Bless her heart, at least she got to New York.

    • April 2, 2016 4:12 pm at 4:12 pm

      I'm surprised, but she made it to New York. 🙂

  4. April 2, 2016 6:02 am at 6:02 am

    Fantastic, brilliant and funny.
    Have a warm Saturday Sandee & Zane because here in Amherstburg it's going to be cold with snow. Oh my God, it's April. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 2, 2016 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm

      Yep, it's sunshine here and it's warm. 🙂

  5. April 2, 2016 6:05 am at 6:05 am

    LOL looks like the captain got it right heheh!

    Have a seattastic Saturday Sandee 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm

      He knows how to handle blondes. 🙂

  6. April 2, 2016 6:49 am at 6:49 am

    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa….
    Have a great weekend!

    • April 2, 2016 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm

      You have a great weekend too. 🙂

  7. April 2, 2016 7:16 am at 7:16 am

    That's why flying is better when you DIY.

    • April 2, 2016 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm

      I agree with that. 🙂

  8. April 2, 2016 7:27 am at 7:27 am

    too silly! Have a fabulous day!

    • April 2, 2016 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm

      You have a fabulous day too Kathe. 🙂

  9. April 2, 2016 8:02 am at 8:02 am

    lol gotta get the msg. through any way you can 😉

    • April 2, 2016 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm

      And the pilot understands blondes. 🙂

  10. April 2, 2016 8:18 am at 8:18 am

    Hurray to the captain! He sure knows how to handle blondes, ha ha!

    • April 2, 2016 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm

      Sounds like he's had some experience with blondes for sure. 🙂

  11. April 2, 2016 8:34 am at 8:34 am

    Blondes sure make us laugh. LOL

    • April 2, 2016 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm

      They sure do. 🙂

  12. April 2, 2016 8:45 am at 8:45 am

    That is a good one 🙂 I have black hair so I love blonde jokes 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm

      My have is more dark and light right now too. 🙂

  13. April 2, 2016 9:47 am at 9:47 am

    Brilliant!!

    • April 2, 2016 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm

      Smart pilot. 🙂

  14. April 2, 2016 9:53 am at 9:53 am

    Hahahahahaha! I really laughed out loud at that! 🙂

    • April 2, 2016 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm

      We've all met these gals. 🙂

  15. April 2, 2016 10:20 am at 10:20 am

    Ha! Wonder if blondes like those jokes? I suspect the millennial one can't handle them.

    • April 2, 2016 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm

      I don't they they would get these at all. 🙂

  16. April 2, 2016 12:19 pm at 12:19 pm

    Haha. Blondes are sooo fun and ever so funny!

    Big hugs from the road, honey…

    • April 2, 2016 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm

      Yes they are bless their hearts. 🙂

  17. April 2, 2016 2:29 pm at 2:29 pm

    This is hilarious. Might be my new favorite blonde joke.

    • April 2, 2016 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm

      There are so many blonde jokes. So much fodder too. 🙂

  18. April 2, 2016 4:10 pm at 4:10 pm

    Makes perfect sense. c-)

    • April 2, 2016 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm

      It sure does Odie. 🙂

  19. April 2, 2016 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm

    HAHA!! Too funny!! That was a good one!

    • April 3, 2016 7:08 am at 7:08 am

      Yes, blondes have so many issues. 🙂

  20. April 2, 2016 9:42 pm at 9:42 pm

    Yup! Works every time! :))

    • April 3, 2016 7:08 am at 7:08 am

      Yep, it does. 🙂

  21. April 4, 2016 9:08 am at 9:08 am

    I never thought that blondes are that stupid 🙂

    • April 4, 2016 9:30 am at 9:30 am

      Yes, they can be that stupid. 🙂

  22. April 4, 2016 2:15 pm at 2:15 pm

    Good thing she was blonde.

    • April 4, 2016 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm

      That's very true. 🙂

  23. April 4, 2016 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm

    long live the blonde's

    • April 5, 2016 6:29 am at 6:29 am

      Yes, they are so fun aren't they. 🙂

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