A Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, ”You have been with me all through the bad times. ”When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. ”You know what?”

”What, dear?” his wife asked gently.

”I think you bring me bad luck.”

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  54 comments for “A Devoted Wife

  1. March 8, 2016 at 12:30 am

    Oh my gosh… He sounds like Vince's Grandpa! Haha!!!

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:37 am

      I've know some men like this. Everything that has happened to them someone else was at fault. 🙂

  2. March 8, 2016 at 2:45 am

    d( Dude… She's sitting death watch… Say nicer things!

    Happy Toos-dee, Sandee! xoxo

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:38 am

      He can't Barb, he's been like this all of his life. Makes you wonder why she hung in there. 🙂

  3. March 8, 2016 at 3:27 am

    Well that wasn't very nice of him. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:38 am

      He's never been the master of his ship. Bless his heart. 🙂

  4. March 8, 2016 at 4:26 am

    I predict a sudden death happening!

    Thanks for the morning smiles.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:39 am

      No, she'll be right there to the end. He doesn't get it. 🙂

  5. March 8, 2016 at 5:23 am

    Some folks say having bad luck is better than having no luck at all.

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:39 am

      I've said that a time or two way back when. 🙂

  6. March 8, 2016 at 5:26 am

    Hah! She can show him real bad luck and leave right then!!

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:39 am

      She could, but she won't. 🙂

  7. March 8, 2016 at 5:30 am

    What a jerk he is. A wife that stand with this loser is an angel. Leave him and go see a real man who will really love & respect her. Thank goodness that all this is, is a joke.

    Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:40 am

      Yep, he's been a jerk all his life yet she stayed. 🙂

  8. March 8, 2016 at 7:33 am

    Oy!

  9. March 8, 2016 at 7:37 am

    He finally saw the light.

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:40 am

      Not really. He doesn't get that it's him that's the problem. 🙂

  10. March 8, 2016 at 7:43 am

    lol isn't that the way it goes!

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:40 am

      Yep, sometimes it goes just this way. 🙂

  11. March 8, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Oh! dear I think he will go quicker than he expects heheh!

    Have a gratefultastic day Sandee :-f

    • March 8, 2016 at 8:00 am

      …and she was never seen again after she "made sure" his financial affairs were in order…..heh heh.
      Have a beautiful day today!

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:41 am

      Not soon enough apparently. 🙂

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:41 am

      It doesn't sound like he has much of anything though. 🙂

  12. March 8, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Hahahahaaaaaaa…! Happy Women's Day!
    Have a great day!

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:42 am

      Thank you my friend. 🙂

  13. March 8, 2016 at 8:42 am

    A little late for him to be figuring that out, isn't it? 🙂

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:42 am

      No, he's always known. He just didn't say anything. 🙂

  14. March 8, 2016 at 8:59 am

    That is funny. I think my hubby would say the same about me.

    • March 8, 2016 at 11:42 am

      Not very nice though. 🙂

  15. March 8, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    ahahahaha too funny! ;P

  16. Ann
    March 8, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    She should have dumped him a long time ago.

    • March 8, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      I agree. I'm sure he was a delight all through his marriage. 🙂

  17. March 8, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    LOL

    • March 8, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      I agree Mike. Hello to Seymour. 🙂

  18. March 8, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Oh boy, he's a ray of sunshine!

  19. March 8, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    aw shoot..lol well we love u and appreciate u hun!!! 🙂 xoxoxoxox

    • March 8, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      And I love and appreciate you too. 🙂

  20. March 8, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Heeheehee! Maybe he needs a divorce to save his life!

    • March 9, 2016 at 6:28 am

      No matter what this guy did he'd turn out the same. He doesn't realize that he's the problem. 🙂

  21. March 8, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Hahaha! He might accidentally be unplugged from any life saving machines! His darn bad luck!

    Hope you're having a Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee!

    • March 9, 2016 at 6:28 am

      He should have been unplugged many years ago. 🙂

  22. March 8, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    hahaha! I can imagine her calling all the nurses and the doctors to attend to him 🙂

    Happy Tuesday My friend!

    • March 9, 2016 at 6:29 am

      If he would have only attended to himself for all those years. He wouldn't be blaming his wife for his failures. 🙂

  23. March 9, 2016 at 5:39 am

    Such an ungrateful man! Or maybe his sickness has gone to his head.

    • March 9, 2016 at 6:31 am

      Ungrateful and a finger pointer too. His failures he's blamed on his wife, not himself. 🙂

  24. March 9, 2016 at 11:31 am

    Passing the buck!

    • March 9, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Exactly what he's doing. Bless his heart. 🙂

  25. March 9, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    His bad luck just might get worse.

    • March 9, 2016 at 7:22 pm

      You think dying is worse? I'm not so sure about that Binky. 🙂

    • April 14, 2016 at 10:16 pm

      I was gunna say this Sandee but then noticed that this furry marsupial fellow beat me to it.

    • April 15, 2016 at 6:27 am

      Yep, Binky has a fabulous sense of humor. 🙂

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