Sister Mary

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. ”Father!” she cried, ”just WAIT until you hear this!”

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?”

”Well, father” the nun began, ”I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!”

”A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest.

”But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun, ”it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!”

”What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, ”What did you do?”

”Well, I hit the CEILING, father.”

”How much did you win?”

Image Credit: The New York Times

  32 comments for “Sister Mary

  1. Ann
    March 5, 2016 3:42 am at 3:42 am

    quite an accomplishment for a nun 🙂 I wonder if the father will be in search of those boys to see if he can get in on the wagering

    • March 5, 2016 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

      I doubt the father will be looking for those boys at all. He's too busy laughing at the nun. 🙂

  2. March 5, 2016 5:00 am at 5:00 am

    When using familiar phrases one must be careful to use in the appropriate context. Just sayin'.

    • March 5, 2016 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

      Yep, she messed that up but good didn't she. 🙂

  3. March 5, 2016 5:06 am at 5:06 am

    WOW! That nun is a winner. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a very religious Saturday Sandee & Zane but stay away from the ceiling. LOL See ya my friends.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 5, 2016 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

      I wonder how she won? I'm just asking. 🙂

  4. March 5, 2016 5:39 am at 5:39 am

    Haha. Driller nailed it so well. Funny stuff.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • March 5, 2016 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

      Yes he did honey, yes he did. 🙂

  5. March 5, 2016 7:54 am at 7:54 am

    Oops! she should have worded it better lmao

    Have a weetastic day Sandee :-h

    • March 5, 2016 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm

      Poor choice in a phrase indeed. Have a weetastic day too. 🙂

  6. March 5, 2016 8:40 am at 8:40 am

    Bwa hahah did she make a bet first? Si silly! Have a lovely day- even if it is raining!

    • March 5, 2016 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm

      I'm guessing she didn't and she didn't win either. 🙂

  7. March 5, 2016 11:21 am at 11:21 am

    Sister Mary, that was quite an accomplishment. Good for you. Too darn funny. Good one Sandee. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • March 5, 2016 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm

      Yes is was quite an accomplishment. 🙂

  8. March 5, 2016 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm

    I got that one!

    • March 5, 2016 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm

      Oh good. I'm happy you did. Being a bird you're sometimes a bit more difficult to reach. 🙂

  9. March 5, 2016 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm

    After that comment, i wonder if she hit the good father! Heeheehee!

    • March 6, 2016 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm

      Probably at some point. 🙂

  10. March 5, 2016 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm

    Bwahahahaha! Good one!

    • March 6, 2016 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm

      You have to be careful how you say things. 🙂

  11. March 5, 2016 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! 😀 :-f :-* =))g-)

    • March 6, 2016 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm

      Exactly Mike, exactly. 🙂

  12. March 5, 2016 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm

    Ha ha ha Sandee, I think the priest must be having a hard time keeping on a straight face and not burst out laughing in front of the nun!

    • March 6, 2016 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm

      I would have been laughing so hard too. 🙂

  13. March 6, 2016 1:12 am at 1:12 am

    Bwahahahahahaaaaa….

  14. March 6, 2016 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm

    Ha Ha!!! Sister Mary is a good sport. Our Lady of Perpetual Motion cracked me up.

    P.S. I was thinking about my blogger site coming up in your reader… It's the same Blogger version of The Tony Files that I was using before I went to WordPress but just changed the url & site name so I guess it must still use the same RSS feed address. Decided to go back to free Blogger & save money on Hosting. Don't really need self hosted as I'm only posting my photography now & finally given up on cartooning. Just too time consuming.
    Have a great day!!!

    • March 7, 2016 6:34 am at 6:34 am

      Yes it comes up in my reader just fine. I never take any of your sites out of my reader. It's safer that way. 🙂

  15. LAC
    March 7, 2016 9:50 am at 9:50 am

    Good morning, Miss Sandee! Thanks for another laughable post to start my day. I had to laugh at this one, being preggers you have to pee in a cup a lot! I'm lucky to get that done, to hit the ceiling is an entirely new level of achievement! Hahaha.

    • March 7, 2016 10:18 am at 10:18 am

      It's been so very long ago sense I've been pregnant. I know you're happy about being a new mother again. 🙂

  16. March 7, 2016 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm

    I think she must have cheated.

    • March 8, 2016 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      No cheating, just a poor choice of words. 🙂

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