Silly Sunday

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John and the Nun:

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. ”You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!”

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. ”How do you know this, Sister?” ”My Mother Superior told me so.” ”But have you ever had a drink yourself?

How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?”

”Don’t be ridiculous–of course I have never taken alcohol myself”

”Then let me buy you a drink – if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life”

”How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?”

”I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know.”

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

”Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks”, then he lowers his voice and says to the barman ”and could you put the vodka in a teacup?”

”Oh no! It’s not that Nun again is it?”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Agent 54
5. messymimi
6. Cranky
7. Woodsterman
8. Mike Golch

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. February 14, 2016 at 1:03 am

    Lol, this is spot on !
    Little off-mood when I clicked opened your link but felt good reading this cool joke ! Thumbs up 🙂

    • February 14, 2016 at 12:53 pm

      You have to love this nun. 🙂

  2. February 14, 2016 at 2:00 am

    Well, dearies, it's nun of your business what's she's got in her tea cup! 😉

    xoxo

    • February 14, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      Whatever works for her is mighty fine with me. 🙂

  3. Ann
    February 14, 2016 at 2:04 am

    Sounds like that nun has been testing mother superior's theories quite a bit. 🙂

    • February 14, 2016 at 12:55 pm

      It's working for her and that's all that counts. 🙂

  4. February 14, 2016 at 2:22 am

    LMAO he's been had that nun convinced him she had never had nun and wasn't a nun alcohol nun after all…boom boom :))

    Have a nunalcoholtastic day Sandee :-h

    • February 14, 2016 at 12:56 pm

      You nailed it Steve. 🙂

  5. February 14, 2016 at 3:23 am

    W-) and happy :X Valentines day.

    • February 14, 2016 at 12:56 pm

      Thank you and Happy Valentines day to you too. 🙂

  6. February 14, 2016 at 3:52 am

    LOL! Happy Valentine's Day.

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      Happy Valentines day to you too. 🙂

  7. February 14, 2016 at 4:52 am

    Heeheehee! She has quite a racket going, doesn't she?

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:01 pm

      Whatever works. I like her style. 🙂

  8. February 14, 2016 at 5:01 am

    Very smart nun. She gets free booze.
    Have a great Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      When I was younger I could get free booze too. 🙂

  9. February 14, 2016 at 5:58 am

    I've seen a few nuns get drunk in my time. LOL

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Me too. A couple of priests too. 🙂

  10. February 14, 2016 at 6:33 am

    That is such a great story and made the Mom laugh out loud. Silly Nun. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful Valentine's day.

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:03 pm

      She may have been silly, but she was mighty smart too. Happy Valentines day Marg. 🙂

  11. February 14, 2016 at 6:35 am

    Happy V. D. to everyone!

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:03 pm

      Thanks Kismet, you too. 🙂

  12. February 14, 2016 at 7:22 am

    Got me!

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:03 pm

      I wasn't expecting that ending either. 🙂

  13. February 14, 2016 at 7:55 am

    HA..keep us laughing hun we need u! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SWEET Sandee!!! !!! XOXOXOX 🙂

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:04 pm

      Thanks Angel and the same to you. Love you bunches. 🙂

  14. February 14, 2016 at 8:00 am

    I love you my Darlin'

    Happy Valentimes day

    Your Loving Husband

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:04 pm

      I love you too honey. We're having a wonderful day. ♥♥♥

  15. February 14, 2016 at 10:46 am

    Good One and A Happy Valentine's Day my Friend!:) :-* :-f :-h D-)

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:05 pm

      Thanks Mike and you and Celestine have a happy Valentines day too. 🙂

  16. February 14, 2016 at 11:26 am

    Yup, the same one! c-)

    • February 14, 2016 at 1:05 pm

      You have to watch out for those nuns. 🙂

  17. February 14, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    LOL!! Too funny! Happy Valentine's Day! 😀

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Thanks, I hope you had a happy Valentines day too. 🙂

  18. February 14, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    Ahahahahaha clever lady…. ;P

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Yes she is. She has figured out how to get free booze. 🙂

  19. February 14, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    LOL.. so funny.

    Thanks for brightening up on Monday blues. 🙂

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      You're most welcome. 🙂

  20. February 15, 2016 at 12:14 am

    NUNtheless it is a great joke!

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      No pun intended right? 🙂

  21. February 15, 2016 at 7:44 am

    What a smartie! I'm still smiling over this one.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      This would work getting wine too right? I thought so. 🙂

  22. February 15, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Ha Ha!!! She's well known then & her methods are superior. Have a Nuntastic day Sandee

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Whatever works is my philosophy. 🙂

  23. February 15, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Thanks for that. I needed a laugh after the dismal politics of this
    weekend.

    • February 15, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      I didn't watch any politics this weekend. I had fun this weekend. 🙂

  24. February 15, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    I guess she knows how she likes her drinks.

    • February 15, 2016 at 3:42 pm

      She does and she knows how to get them for free. 🙂

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