Two Blondes Fishing

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said, ”This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back.”

The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.

The first blonde asked, ”What are you doing?”

The second blonde replied, ”Marking the spot.”

”Don’t be stupid” the first blonde said. ”What if we don’t get the same boat next time?”

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  53 comments for “Two Blondes Fishing

  1. February 9, 2016 at 1:39 am

    Sure everyone knows you draw a line in the water with a stick. D'oh!

    big hugs xoxo

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:56 am

      Well, that's one way. There are so many different ways for blondes to mark the spot. 🙂

  2. February 9, 2016 at 2:19 am

    LOL – I love blonde jokes.

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:57 am

      I do too Rhonda. Way too much. 🙂

  3. February 9, 2016 at 3:31 am

    Thanks for the great laugh this morning Sandee. That is terrific. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:57 am

      Blondes are most entertaining aren't they. Yes they are. 🙂

  4. Jim
    February 9, 2016 at 3:53 am

    Hi Sandee, I sure they can get that boat again. And that the spot isn't all fished out.
    I'm sorry I didn't return your Warm Heart visit sooner. That and my Friday Hunt for last week were'auto-posted' "Found Money" posts. It would have worked for my "F" post also but I had another. We have been on a Caribbean cruise with limited Internet
    :-f

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:57 am

      Being on a cruise beats being home and surfing the web. Good for you. 🙂

  5. February 9, 2016 at 4:55 am

    LOL they do have their own way of doing things I would have marked the oar much more reliable =))

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee :-h

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Everyone seems to have a different approach to marking this fishing spot. All make sense to me. 🙂

  6. February 9, 2016 at 5:01 am

    Heeheehee, yes, that would be a problem. Have a great Tuesday!

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:58 am

      You have a great Tuesday too. 🙂

  7. February 9, 2016 at 5:29 am

    I love blonde jokes, this is no exception.
    Have a great day!

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:59 am

      I've always loved blonde jokes. They are so illogical. 🙂

  8. February 9, 2016 at 5:34 am

    Can't argue with that logic…. I am a natural blonde after all. Just dyed my hair brown to avoid all of the blonde jokes 🙂

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:59 am

      They believe what they believe and that's all that counts. 🙂

  9. February 9, 2016 at 5:37 am

    Blonde jokes are cool. Lol !

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:59 am

      Yes they are Rajiv. 🙂

  10. February 9, 2016 at 5:47 am

    Blonde jokes just don't work when you call them redhead jokes, do they.

    • February 9, 2016 at 11:59 am

      No they don't. It's just not the same. 🙂

  11. February 9, 2016 at 7:23 am

    I once received directions to turn left at the parked green Ford and the speaker knew I was travelling the next day. I forget whether it was a blond, but if you looked in one ear, you could see daylight.

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      Yes on that daylight thing. Bless their hearts. 🙂

  12. February 9, 2016 at 7:35 am

    Ha ha…this blonde joke is really funny!

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      Blondes are great blog fodder for sure. 🙂

  13. February 9, 2016 at 7:48 am

    Something's fishy about this joke. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Yes, but it's spot on where blondes are concerned. 🙂

  14. February 9, 2016 at 8:34 am

    Birds of a feather, flock together. 🙂

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Thank goodness for that too. 🙂

  15. February 9, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Very good point c-)

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Yes, and I'm sure both of them are adorable too. 🙂

  16. February 9, 2016 at 10:44 am

    Blonde joke AND nautical humor. Gotta love it. Everyone knows you mark the anchor 😉

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:02 pm

      That's another way of marking this spot. You're brilliant. 🙂

  17. February 9, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Why not just mark the spot on the boat and then take a picture in case you get a different boat. Dang, blondes are just too stupid to think of that.

    • February 9, 2016 at 12:02 pm

      Bwahahahahahahaha. Brilliant too. 🙂

  18. Ann
    February 9, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    well at least one of them was smart enough to realize they might not get the same boat

    • February 9, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      You're right about that Ann. Bless their hearts. 🙂

  19. February 9, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    LOL! Too funny! I can't even tell you how many times I've had a blonde moment!

    • February 9, 2016 at 3:53 pm

      I've had my fair share too. I always feel so stupid when I have them too. 🙂

  20. February 9, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    hahaha!!! I'll worry about not getting the same boat too! 🙂 Have a happy day Sandee!

    • February 10, 2016 at 11:23 am

      It' so hard to figure out how to find the spot again. 🙂

  21. February 9, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Hahahaha! I was expecting one to dive in but that's funny! I needed the chuckle after having a second Monday at work. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

    Happy Tortie Tuesday!

    • February 10, 2016 at 11:24 am

      There are so many ways to find this spot again, and my commenters have thought of most of them. Hope today is a better day. 🙂

  22. February 9, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Gotta love those blonde jokes. Tee hee!

    • February 10, 2016 at 11:24 am

      And I love all the blonde jokes. Yes I do. 🙂

  23. February 10, 2016 at 7:11 am

    bwa hahahah who thinks these things up? Too funny- thanks for the giggles and have a perfect day!

    • February 10, 2016 at 11:24 am

      Probably blondes. Who else can think like a blonde? 🙂

  24. February 10, 2016 at 9:47 am

    Either they reached a concensus oar they got into a row for being so bullheaded…*ducking boos and throwd bait*

    • February 10, 2016 at 11:25 am

      I'm guessing there was a consensus. Just saying. Hello to Seymour. 🙂

  25. February 10, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    They should have put an X on their arm.

    • February 10, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      And yet another great idea. My commenters are very smart. 🙂

  26. February 11, 2016 at 5:56 am

    At least there is one smart one in the bunch

  27. February 15, 2016 at 10:06 am

    Just sit a stone on the spot

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