Morning Rounds

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, ”Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, ”Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a light bulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2′s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, ”If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

Patient #1 replies, ”What? And work in the dark?”

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  50 comments for “Morning Rounds

  1. January 19, 2016 at 1:21 am

    lol they sound like quite the duo. 😉

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:25 pm

      A great team if you ask me. 🙂

  2. January 19, 2016 at 1:25 am

    Ha ha…great jokes! It makes sense, if remove the bulb, the room will be in darkness hahaha!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      That's their logic so go with it. Makes sense to them. 🙂

  3. January 19, 2016 at 1:41 am

    Wakakaka. ..That's funny. A good one Sandee☺

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:30 pm

      Strange things happen in those places. Never a dull moment. 🙂

  4. January 19, 2016 at 2:08 am

    LOL – Maybe they need a flashlight.

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:30 pm

      Someone is going to have to hold the flashlight though. 🙂

  5. January 19, 2016 at 3:49 am

    Too funny.At least they are helping each other, one sawing the log in half and the other one providing light. Such a pair. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      I'm sure they think they are helping each other. Perhaps they are and then again, maybe not. 🙂

  6. January 19, 2016 at 5:17 am

    A well matched set of roommates. That doesn't happen often. LOL

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      It's good to have a well matched set of roommates. 🙂

  7. January 19, 2016 at 5:31 am

    Seems like perfect understanding between the two patients.
    Have a great day!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      Yep, and only the two of them really understand that understanding. 🙂

  8. January 19, 2016 at 6:04 am

    Good joke.

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      Thank you Rajiv. 🙂

  9. January 19, 2016 at 6:05 am

    Now that makes sense! Scary though.

    Enjoy your day. Big hugs, honey…

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      Those places are always scary yet so entertaining. 🙂

  10. January 19, 2016 at 6:21 am

    Heeheehee! They do have a sense of their own, don't they!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      Yes, they do have a sense of their own. 🙂

  11. January 19, 2016 at 6:30 am

    Now I know why it's dark. I let my friend come down from the chair.

    Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Yep, you should have known better Paul. Almost cruise time. 🙂

  12. January 19, 2016 at 6:36 am

    LOL they sound like the terrible twins heheh!

    Have a lighttastic day Sandee :-h

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Yep, they probably are, but they are getting along very well. 🙂

  13. January 19, 2016 at 7:29 am

    Hilarious, Sandee! LOL!!! Hope your week is going well. 🙂

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Our week is going along very well. Thank you. 🙂

  14. January 19, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Funny!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:34 pm

      I thought so. I have met people like this when I was working. These things really happen. 🙂

  15. January 19, 2016 at 7:57 am

    Without light,the saw could have slipped and really hurt him. The Doctor was the crazy one-he should have pitched in to help by holding the piece of wood to keep it steady. The work goes faster with cooperation.

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:34 pm

      Well, the doctor is the one that doesn't get it. Ask any patient in one of those places…they will tell you. 🙂

  16. January 19, 2016 at 8:02 am

    It makes sense in a wacko sort of way! Good one! Have a great day!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      Everything is kind of wacko in those places. 🙂

  17. January 19, 2016 at 9:12 am

    LOL 😀

    Thank you for sharing!

    Have a great day! Lots of hugs to you,
    Beate

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      You're welcome Beate. You have a great day too. Hugs back. 🙂

  18. January 19, 2016 at 10:12 am

    Yup! They are two peas in a pod! Thanks for my morning smile!

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      Yes they are Jean, yes they are. 🙂

  19. January 19, 2016 at 11:15 am

    Haha! Maybe I ought to not laugh too hard. That could be me someday 🙂

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:36 pm

      I doubt that. You have your act together. 🙂

  20. Ann
    January 19, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    LOL. Sounds like patient 1 and patient 2 make a good team 🙂

    • January 19, 2016 at 3:36 pm

      They do don't they Ann. 🙂

  21. January 19, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    There are times I feel those in the nut-house have it right. Unfortunately those times are becoming more frequent!

    • January 19, 2016 at 4:49 pm

      Yep, they are happier than most folks too. Imagine that. 🙂

  22. January 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Laughing…too funny! These two remind me of the characters, 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two,' from Dr. Suess' "The Cat In The Hat."

    Have a great evening, Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :)))

    • January 20, 2016 at 7:28 am

      You're right. I hadn't thought of that. You have a great day Annie. 🙂

  23. January 19, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Well of course he can't work in the dark! Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggle Sandee!

    Hope you are enjoying your Tortie Tuesday!

    • January 20, 2016 at 7:29 am

      I love funnies like this. Okay, I'm silly and I know that too. 🙂

  24. January 20, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    I love joke logic 😉

    • January 20, 2016 at 3:58 pm

      Me too cube, me too. 🙂

  25. January 20, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    hahaha!!! but he has a point right?

    Have a nice day Sandee!!

  26. January 20, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    It's good to have a bright friend.

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