Blonde Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics.

‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh .. 22!’

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. ‘And can you tell us your height, please?’

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, ‘Five foot two!’

This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. ‘And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?’

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, ‘Mandy!’

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, ‘Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?’

‘Oh that!’, replies the blonde, ‘That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you….”

Image Credit: The Princess Paradox

  47 comments for “Blonde Interview

  1. January 12, 2016 at 1:21 am

    lol you got a tiny snort out of me on that one. 🙂 Happy Tuesday to you! 🙂

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      I did a big snort with this one. I know a brunette that is this way. I really do. I used to check her roots for blonde and she'd just laugh and laugh. 🙂

  2. January 12, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Poor girl! I think it will be another unsuccessful interview for the blonde.

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Perhaps not. It may all depend on how good looking she is. 🙂

  3. January 12, 2016 at 2:50 am

    hehehe. Love this blonde joke.

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      We blondes have to just laugh. We know we're smart. Right? 🙂

  4. January 12, 2016 at 4:13 am

    LOL well I never thought of doing that =))

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee :-f

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Me either and I'm a blonde. 🙂

  5. January 12, 2016 at 4:46 am

    Bless her heart!

    Welcome back home.

    Big hugs from wet WPB, honey…

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:43 pm

      Thanks honey. I've a post ready for this Thursday. We had a great time. 🙂

  6. January 12, 2016 at 4:56 am

    Lol, nice joke…

  7. January 12, 2016 at 5:36 am

    I just love those blondes. I have many friends who are blondes and my beautiful wife is blonde and she's brilliant.

    Have a brilliant blonde Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:44 pm

      I know you love blondes Paul. You're surrounded by them. I'm having a brilliant blonde Tuesday for sure. Got out of jury duty. 🙂

  8. January 12, 2016 at 5:59 am

    Such a good blonde joke.Too funny. So Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful day.

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:44 pm

      Thanks Marg. It's good to be back home. We love to go, but we love to come home too. 🙂

  9. January 12, 2016 at 6:31 am

    So funny, Sandee! I hope you have a fantastic day! 🙂

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      Thanks Linda, I'm having a fantastic day indeed. 🙂

  10. January 12, 2016 at 7:11 am

    You could probably trust her with your deepest secrets. She would forget them before she left the room. As the saying goes, "In one ear and out the other."

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      I think you're right about this. She would forget before she left the room. Perhaps before she left the room. 🙂

  11. January 12, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Why would anyone bother with useless trivia like that? I'm with her.

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      You go Kismet. I love your sense of humor. 🙂

  12. January 12, 2016 at 10:18 am

    blondes are so silly- but then so are his questions…is he blond also? Have a giggly day!

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      He very well may be blonde too Kathe. 🙂

  13. January 12, 2016 at 10:35 am

    Cute. 😊😊

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      For a blonde is very normal. Well some blondes. 🙂

  14. January 12, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Alright,(laughing)that's it. I'm dyeing my hair! I hope you're having a super fabulous vacation buddy.

    "Huge Hugs"

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      I'm a blonde too and we both know we are way smarter than this gal. Huge hugs back. 🙂

  15. Ann
    January 12, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    oh my that sounds like a lot of trouble to go through just to remember your name. She should try name labels in her clothes 🙂

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:21 pm

      I hope her last name is Hanes.

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      Well it's working for her though. Bless her heart. 🙂

    • January 12, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      We all hope so Kismet. 🙂

  16. January 12, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Hopefully it was her birthday song she was remembering and not someone else's!

    Glad you're back Sandee!

    • January 12, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      You just never know with blondes.

      We're happy to be home too. We had a great time though. 🙂

  17. January 12, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    First blonde strong enough in basics and fundas…
    I love this joke!

    • January 13, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      I love this joke too. She's thinking as best she can. 🙂

  18. January 12, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    She sounds perfect to me! Heeheehee!

    • January 13, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Me too, me too. 🙂

  19. January 13, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Ha ha…. like that ‘Happy birthday to you. . . .

    • January 13, 2016 at 4:43 pm

      Yep, that was a good one Haddock. 🙂

  20. January 13, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    I'm surprised she didn't think her name was "You."

    • January 14, 2016 at 7:14 am

      Well, that could happen, but not this interview. 🙂

  21. January 13, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Okay I've honestly never heard that one before! Good thing she didn't get confused and sing the birthday song about someone else 😉

    • January 14, 2016 at 7:15 am

      Oh I hadn't thought of this angle. That would have been something else. 🙂

  22. January 15, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Eeeeeheheheheheheheh sending this one on to my grandmother!! She'll get a huge kick out of it. ;P

    • January 15, 2016 at 2:14 pm

      I've known a few gals this dense back in the day. Bless their hearts. 🙂

  23. January 16, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    I have **got** to remember this mnemonic the next time I am going out!

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