Country Doctor

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

”Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. ”He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”

We’re out of town until next Monday. We’ll not be visiting or commenting until we return home.

Image Credit: NPR

  22 comments for “Country Doctor

  1. January 9, 2016 at 12:46 am

    Oh my gosh! LOL!!! That's too funny!

  2. Ann
    January 9, 2016 at 3:18 am

    LOL, good one. Enjoy your weekend. See you when you get back

  3. January 9, 2016 at 4:55 am

    Tough love already, lolol

  4. January 9, 2016 at 5:19 am

    Yeah, what was he thinkin'? 😛

    Have a wonderful weekend! xoxo

  5. January 9, 2016 at 5:32 am

    Heeheehee! A good spanking should convince him!

  6. January 9, 2016 at 5:33 am

    There is no end to humor isn't there. Just when you think you've heard it all someone comes up with something amazing in its creativity.

  7. January 9, 2016 at 6:13 am

    This is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing, Sandee, and have a great weekend! 🙂

  8. January 9, 2016 at 6:16 am

    Hahaha! Oh my gosh!! That is funny 🙂

  9. January 9, 2016 at 6:23 am

    As we birds tell it, a male comes out of a female as an egg and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.

  10. January 9, 2016 at 6:40 am

    lol, this joke made me lol.
    I like doc jokes; my next post is about 'the carry on series', and needless to mention they have three hospital related movies. Love those…!
    Good post 🙂

  11. January 9, 2016 at 7:23 am

    LOL in his mind he had a point haha!

    Have a roadtastic day Sandee :-h

  12. January 9, 2016 at 8:10 am

    sibling rivalry starts early! Hope you are having lots of fun! Cheers!

  13. January 9, 2016 at 10:35 am

    They can get into so much trouble up there. c-)

  14. January 9, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Now that definitely is very funny and so very true. Sandee, yOu and Zane have a wonderful time.

  15. January 9, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Birth ain't pretty.

  16. January 9, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Seymour doesn't get it…and I've tried to 'splain it to him…

  17. January 9, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Very responsible sibling.
    Have a great day!

  18. January 10, 2016 at 12:10 am

    LOL, that's a good one! 😀
    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee!
    Lots of hugs to you <3
    Beate

  19. January 10, 2016 at 10:24 am

    That gets a great big BWAHAHA!!!
    THose babies crawl into all sorts of places

  20. January 11, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    He's right!

  21. January 12, 2016 at 2:41 am

    LOL – kids say the obvious things. 😉

  22. January 16, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    annnnd … he is right. Just sayin'.

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