Happy New Year

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ inquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

May each of you have a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.

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  48 comments for “Happy New Year

  1. January 1, 2016 12:59 am at 12:59 am

    LOL – better his wife than the lecture he would have gotten from the policeman if he had been driving. πŸ™‚ Happy New Year.

    • January 1, 2016 11:09 am at 11:09 am

      I agree Rhonda. Driving is not a good idea in this case. πŸ™‚

  2. January 1, 2016 2:48 am at 2:48 am

    Ah yes, the wife. But at least he was smart enough to walk home. πŸ˜‰ Happpy New Year to you!

    • January 1, 2016 11:10 am at 11:10 am

      That's unusual for someone that's been drinking too. Being smart that is. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    January 1, 2016 3:13 am at 3:13 am

    Maybe the constable should have taken him in and let him sleep it off so that he could be wide awake and alert for his lecture:)
    Happy New Year!

    • January 1, 2016 11:11 am at 11:11 am

      Naw, it's more fun to hear the lecture while drunk. I'm pretty sure of that. Lecture and hangover isn't a good thing. πŸ™‚

  4. January 1, 2016 3:34 am at 3:34 am

    I thought of you two last night… on account of it's the only time I ever have champangne! πŸ˜›

    Have a healthy, happy and blessed 2016, my friend. big hugs xoxo

    • January 1, 2016 11:11 am at 11:11 am

      We had a bit of champagne last night too, but we have it often. Our adult beverage of choice. πŸ™‚

  5. January 1, 2016 4:10 am at 4:10 am

    lol !
    Happy new year !

    • January 1, 2016 11:12 am at 11:12 am

      Happy New Year. πŸ™‚

  6. January 1, 2016 4:18 am at 4:18 am

    A great joke to start the brand new year. Wishing you health and prosperity!

    • January 1, 2016 11:12 am at 11:12 am

      Wishing you health and prosperity too Nancy. πŸ™‚

  7. January 1, 2016 6:49 am at 6:49 am

    I think a lecture was most definitely coming his way. Happy New Years!

    • January 1, 2016 11:13 am at 11:13 am

      A huge lecture. Not nice celebrating new years eve by leaving your wife at home. πŸ™‚

  8. January 1, 2016 7:02 am at 7:02 am

    That wife should be glad he didn't try to drive home, but it's a funny story and one a real guy might actually tell a cop. Happy New Year, everyone and Sandee in particular.

    • January 1, 2016 11:13 am at 11:13 am

      Happy New Year Jean. May you have a blessed 2016. πŸ™‚

  9. January 1, 2016 7:37 am at 7:37 am

    I don't think so. It implies that his wife was in her right mind. She let him loose without her on NY eve?

    • January 1, 2016 11:13 am at 11:13 am

      I agree Kismet. I agree. πŸ™‚

  10. January 1, 2016 8:47 am at 8:47 am

    LOL Sandee! I echo Rhonda's comment! Happy New Year to you and all your family, friends and readers! πŸ™‚

    • January 1, 2016 11:14 am at 11:14 am

      Rhonda is smart and then some. Happy New Year Linda. πŸ™‚

  11. January 1, 2016 8:53 am at 8:53 am

    Tis a lecture he will survive!

    Happy New Year to my sweet friends.

    Big hugs times two, honey…

    • January 1, 2016 11:14 am at 11:14 am

      Yes, and if he'd driving home he may not have. Happy New Year back honey. πŸ™‚

  12. January 1, 2016 9:04 am at 9:04 am

    LOL and what a lecture that would be and Rosey hit a spot too

    Happy New Year :-f

    • January 1, 2016 11:15 am at 11:15 am

      Yes, Rosey nailed this one for sure. Happy New Year Steve. πŸ™‚

  13. January 1, 2016 10:06 am at 10:06 am

    Ha! I'm thinking plenty of lectures were given around the world last night. πŸ™‚
    Happy New Year!

    • January 1, 2016 11:15 am at 11:15 am

      We didn't have any lectures here, but we never do. Nice quiet evening and to bed at our regular time. Happy New Year Christine. πŸ™‚

  14. January 1, 2016 11:24 am at 11:24 am

    Happy New Year! c-)

    • January 1, 2016 11:47 am at 11:47 am

      Thanks Odie, and Happy New Year to you too. πŸ™‚

  15. January 1, 2016 11:34 am at 11:34 am

    You got me starting the new year with a smile. Happy New Year!

    • January 1, 2016 11:47 am at 11:47 am

      I'm happy about that Jason. May 2016 be a great year for you. πŸ™‚

  16. January 1, 2016 11:57 am at 11:57 am

    I hope he survives it!
    Same to you, Sandee.

    • January 1, 2016 11:58 am at 11:58 am

      I'm sure he will. Have a fabulous new year too my friend. πŸ™‚

  17. January 1, 2016 12:48 pm at 12:48 pm

    Haha walking is always safer than driving while drunk. The officer should have driven him home πŸ˜›

    • January 1, 2016 1:58 pm at 1:58 pm

      You're right about that Becca. Walking is far safer. πŸ™‚

  18. January 1, 2016 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm

    Bwwwah! Reminds me of my ex-husband lol. Happy Happy New Year Dear Furiend!!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

    • January 1, 2016 2:57 pm at 2:57 pm

      There is a reason why they are an ex…that's a good one. πŸ™‚

  19. January 1, 2016 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm

    Hilarious.. I may have been guilty of giving one of those lectures a time or two.. Happy New Year Sandee!

    • January 1, 2016 2:57 pm at 2:57 pm

      Me too, and looking back I ask myself why did I waste all that time. πŸ™‚

  20. January 1, 2016 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm

    He'd be safer in jail.
    Happy new year Sandee

    • January 1, 2016 3:11 pm at 3:11 pm

      Depending on his wife this may be very true. Some wives are pretty mean. πŸ™‚

  21. January 1, 2016 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm

    LOL!! Too funny! πŸ˜€ Happy New Year!

    • January 1, 2016 3:48 pm at 3:48 pm

      Thanks Lauren. Scritches to the babies. Happy New Year to you too. πŸ™‚

  22. January 1, 2016 7:00 pm at 7:00 pm

    If I was dumb enough to get drunk again I think I would get more that a lecture from Celestine. πŸ™‚ :-f :-* :-h d-)

    • January 2, 2016 8:24 am at 8:24 am

      I'm pretty sure you would, but you won't drink anymore. You've come way to far for that. πŸ™‚

  23. January 1, 2016 8:17 pm at 8:17 pm

    Yep, and i'll bet he already knows every word! A blessed and beautiful Happy New Year to you and everyone you love!

    • January 2, 2016 8:24 am at 8:24 am

      Thanks my friend and you're right, he's had this lecture more than once. πŸ™‚

  24. January 3, 2016 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm

    Funny story! I like the twist.

    Thank you for visiting my blog. The uplifting comments are much appreciated.

    Happy New Year! May it be a good one.

    • January 3, 2016 4:46 pm at 4:46 pm

      You're most welcome Allison. May your year be the best ever. πŸ™‚

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