The Hailstorm

A blond was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blond roommate saw her and asked, “What are you doing?”

The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, “Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.”

Image Credit: Kennedy Restoration

  44 comments for “The Hailstorm

  1. December 26, 2015 at 12:35 am

    LOL bless em but I bet it still didn't work LOL

    Have a blowtastic day Sandee :-f

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:36 am

      No, it didn't work, but they are blondes so they try very hard to make things work. πŸ™‚

    • December 26, 2015 at 11:29 am

      silly girls! Have a super duper day with lots of hugs

    • December 26, 2015 at 2:42 pm

      Yes, they are silly girls to us, but they are quite serious. πŸ™‚

  2. December 26, 2015 at 2:12 am

    I can see that, rolling up the windows would solve the problem – maybe they shouldn't let blondes live together.

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:36 am

      They probably should let them live together. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    December 26, 2015 at 2:40 am

    LOL, I hope her windows have a good seal when they're closed

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:36 am

      I do too Ann. It still won't work, but at least it has a better chance of working. πŸ™‚

  4. December 26, 2015 at 3:17 am

    Thanks Sandee for the great chuckle this morning. That is terrific. Silly girls. But then, maybe it did work. Sandee, you and Zane have a perfect day.

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:37 am

      Silly girls indeed. Blondes come of with the weirdest things. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  5. December 26, 2015 at 3:34 am

    Lol! The shop owner had his fun. He am sure he will be rolling on the floor laughing away!

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:48 am

      I'm pretty sure you're right Nancy. A dirty trick indeed. πŸ™‚

  6. December 26, 2015 at 4:25 am

    The only think more dangerous than a blonde is two blondes. πŸ˜‰

    Or maybe one redhead.

    big hugs hon! xoxo

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:48 am

      Yep, you're spot on about that. πŸ™‚

  7. December 26, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Some things you can try and try, but they're never going to work. πŸ˜‰

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:48 am

      This is one of those things. πŸ™‚

  8. December 26, 2015 at 5:29 am

    Heeheehee! Have a funny Saturday!

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:48 am

      You have a great time at the wedding. I'm sure it will be a great day for all. πŸ™‚

  9. December 26, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Oh how I love blondes. They are so intelligent for real not like in the jokes. Correct my friend? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a day after Christmas Sandy & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:49 am

      Yes, we are very intelligent. Thanks for noticing that Paul. πŸ™‚

  10. December 26, 2015 at 6:06 am

    Duh!

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:49 am

      Exactly Joe. πŸ™‚

  11. December 26, 2015 at 7:08 am

    Having 2 blonds share living space should not be allowed.

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:49 am

      I agree Kismet. I agree. πŸ™‚

  12. December 26, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Blonde plus blonde = Blond square
    Have a great day!

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:50 am

      Absolutely. πŸ™‚

  13. December 26, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Lol, blonde jokes always make me laugh πŸ™‚
    Merry Christmas and new year wishes well in advance !

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:50 am

      New Year wishes to you in advance as well. πŸ™‚

  14. December 26, 2015 at 7:53 am

    LOL!!! So hilarious, Sandee! Have a great day, dear friend. πŸ™‚

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:50 am

      Blondes live in their own little world. You have a great day too Linda. πŸ™‚

  15. December 26, 2015 at 8:20 am

    LOL

    • December 26, 2015 at 9:51 am

      LOL indeed Jean. πŸ™‚

  16. December 26, 2015 at 10:58 am

    That's got a real Monica Lewinsky touch to it. c-)

    • December 26, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it… πŸ™‚

  17. December 26, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    Ha Ha!!! It's all about pressure distribution, everybody know that. Except her…

    • December 26, 2015 at 2:43 pm

      Well, it give her something to do. πŸ™‚

  18. December 26, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    Always FIRST the winders…

    • December 27, 2015 at 7:23 am

      Yes, apparently the repair guy forgot to tell her about the winders. πŸ™‚

  19. December 26, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Smart roommate! Lol! Happy Saturday!

    • December 27, 2015 at 7:23 am

      Well one blonde is always smarter than another blonde. πŸ™‚

  20. December 27, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Hahaha…love me some blonde jokes. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • December 28, 2015 at 8:03 am

      These two take the cake too. Glad you're back home. πŸ™‚

  21. December 28, 2015 at 3:12 pm

    Blondes have no common sense.

    • December 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      Well, not on my blog in any event. πŸ™‚

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