Engineer Vs Doctor

An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back.

That will be $500.”

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 2 Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”

Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this.

Take this $1,000.”

Doctor: “But this is $500…”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Sequoyah High School

  50 comments for “Engineer Vs Doctor

  1. Ann
    December 22, 2015 at 1:49 am

    With smarts like that I'm surprised the engineer went so long being unemployed 🙂

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      Well, he seems to be making money now. He's a smart one. 🙂

  2. December 22, 2015 at 2:35 am

    It's ObamaCrap, right? Take your money. Do nothing.

    big hugs xoxo

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Pretty much Barb. Pretty much. 🙂

  3. December 22, 2015 at 3:13 am

    Sounds like the schister trying to outshine the schister, lolol

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      That's exactly what's happening here. 🙂

  4. December 22, 2015 at 4:46 am

    This is one smart engineer!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Yes indeed Nancy. 🙂

  5. December 22, 2015 at 5:10 am

    Heeheehee! Gotta hand it to the engineers of this world!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      They are brilliant for sure. 🙂

  6. December 22, 2015 at 5:37 am

    Good one Sandee, That worked out pretty darn well. Sandee, you and Zane have a perfect day.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      Well it did for the engineer anyway. 🙂

  7. December 22, 2015 at 6:12 am

    LOL he was had right left and centre

    have a swindletastic day Sandee :-h

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      Yes he was wasn't he. 🙂

  8. December 22, 2015 at 6:51 am

    Now it's time to bring in the lawyers.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      Yep, and we can pretty much figure out how that's going to go. 🙂

  9. December 22, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Haha! I like his plan, sounds like solid medical advice and treatment to me 🙂

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:31 pm

      Yes it does, and he's making some good money too. 🙂

  10. December 22, 2015 at 7:10 am

    smart engineer- and I would not go to that doctor- slow learner! Have a happy day with lots of hugs!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:31 pm

      Very slow learner isn't he. You have a happy day too honey. Big hugs back. 🙂

  11. December 22, 2015 at 7:17 am

    Presenting the bill is a class by itself in medical school.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm

      I'm sure it is Kismet. 🙂

  12. December 22, 2015 at 7:20 am

    LOL…y-)

    Merry Christmas! xoxo

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too Michelle. 🙂

  13. December 22, 2015 at 7:39 am

    Marry Christmas, Sandee!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm

      Same to you Jean. 🙂

  14. December 22, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Are you sure that's not a lawyer…no, they're not that smart. They are that devious, just not that smart.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm

      You know it would read better with a lawyer rather than a doctor. 🙂

  15. December 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

    Engineer or carnival barker?

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      A bit of both I think. 🙂

  16. December 22, 2015 at 10:05 am

    A very clever engineer! LOL! 🙂

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      He knows how to make money. 🙂

  17. December 22, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    Ha! Those engineers are really into math and I might add no dummies!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      They do know their math and this one is no dummy. 🙂

  18. December 22, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Even if the engineer was wrong the third time, he still would have been up $500. Smart guy.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      You got to do what you have to do to make a living. 🙂

  19. December 22, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    Hahaha! That made me giggle which I needed on this stressful day! Thanks Sandee!

    Hugs to you!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      You're doing to many long days with your web training. Boring. 🙂

  20. December 22, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Too funny! Smart engineer! Lol! If I don't catch y'all before the big day, Merry Christmas!

    • December 22, 2015 at 6:26 pm

      P.s. Hubby the engineer loved this!

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      Merry Christmas to you and hubby honey. 🙂

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      I'm glad hubby loved this. I know your sweetie is a great engineer. 🙂

  21. December 23, 2015 at 6:45 am

    Funny. This post just made me smile and I'm starting my day off on a good note. Gotta love good comedy. Happy Holidays.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      I do some goofy stuff here. Thanks for dropping by. 🙂

  22. December 23, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    There are winners, and there are losers.

    • December 23, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      And it looks like the doctor is consistent in the losing part. 🙂

  23. December 24, 2015 at 2:38 am

    Really silly, yet pretty funny. Clever twists.

    • December 24, 2015 at 8:17 am

      I love being silly you know. 🙂

  24. December 27, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    Brilliant!

    Hope y'all had a great Christmas.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • December 28, 2015 at 8:02 am

      We did have a great Christmas. 🙂

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