Kids Logic

Teacher: Tommy, how old is your father?

Tommy: He is 6 years old.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Tommy: He became a father only after I was born.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir, It’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.

Hat tip: Jerry T.

Image Credit: Chiro Works

  50 comments for “Kids Logic

  1. December 15, 2015 at 12:53 am

    lol on the teacher. Cringing at that truth. πŸ˜‰

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:16 pm

      Kids see things so differently than we do. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  2. December 15, 2015 at 1:46 am

    Kids are pretty brilliant. The first one is my favourite.

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      Kids are very brilliant. πŸ™‚

  3. December 15, 2015 at 2:06 am

    the same dog.. of course it is.

    Hope your day reeks of fabulousness!! srsly. And mine, too. πŸ˜‰

    big hugs xoxo

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      Well, it makes perfect sense to me. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    December 15, 2015 at 2:12 am

    These all make sense to me. Does that mean I'm still a kid? πŸ™‚

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      We are both still kids Ann. Good for us. πŸ™‚

  5. December 15, 2015 at 4:16 am

    Heeheehee! You can add a lawyer giving closing arguments to the list of people who keep talking when no one wants to listen any more!

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      Oh this is very true. Yes it is. πŸ™‚

  6. December 15, 2015 at 4:42 am

    LMAO don't you just love their logic :-f

    Have a logicaltastic day :-h

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      Kids do say the darnest things. I do love their logic. πŸ™‚

  7. December 15, 2015 at 4:50 am

    ROTFL, out of the mouth of babes. Love this, Sandee, thanks for sharing. πŸ™‚

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      Out of the mouth of babes is always lots of fun. πŸ™‚

  8. December 15, 2015 at 5:21 am

    I often wondered how my classes thought when I taught them their lessons and now I know.

    Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A teacher.

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

    Enjoy your Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      Yes, but your kids all loved you. That rocks. πŸ™‚

  9. December 15, 2015 at 5:51 am

    According to Harold, at some point in our lives, all of us have probably been a teacher. I like his definition though. Now you can go up to some one and ask them if they are a teacher, and only you know the reason why. πŸ˜€

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      I may try this sometime and if they say yes I'll have to control my laughter. πŸ™‚

  10. December 15, 2015 at 6:07 am

    omg those are hilarious! Each and every one of them, but I think the last one is my fave! xoxoxoxo
    catchatwithcarenandcody

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      Yes, that last one is a classic. πŸ™‚

  11. December 15, 2015 at 6:39 am

    I foresee some "F"s coming on report cards.

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      Only if they have a mean teacher. πŸ™‚

  12. December 15, 2015 at 7:51 am

    I love these kids and their logic. Ha ha..next time someone talks non stop, I will just casually ask that person whether he or she is a teacher..hehehe.

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:21 pm

      Kids have such wonderful and funny logic. πŸ™‚

  13. December 15, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Good stuff. Love H to O

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:21 pm

      Well, that's what he heard. πŸ™‚

  14. December 15, 2015 at 10:32 am

    Yay for Maria!!! Sorry Mister Columbus, Oct 10 is now National Maria Day

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:21 pm

      I'm guessing so Tony. At least it is in that class. πŸ™‚

  15. December 15, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Those are just terrific. I love the one H to O. That is so perfect. Out of the mouths of babes. Kids are the greatest. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      I can see how he came up with H to O too. πŸ™‚

  16. December 15, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    Cute! I love the one about the dog the best.

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      It's a good one indeed. πŸ™‚

  17. December 15, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Haha, I love that last one!

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      Me to Stephanie, me too. πŸ™‚

  18. December 15, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    OMG those are hilarious. I could totally hear kids saying all of those!

    • December 15, 2015 at 4:40 pm

      I can too Becca, I can too. πŸ™‚

  19. December 15, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    Hahaha! At least they tell it like it is!

    Hope you had a lovely day Sandee! Hugs to you!

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:19 am

      Kids do tell it like they see it.

      I did have a lovely day. Hugs back. πŸ™‚

  20. December 15, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    I am smacked in the face quite frequently by the way my kids hear what I say and what I thought I was saying. Or they're just being cheeky. That happens, too. πŸ™‚

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:20 am

      What they hear may or may not be what you said. Their perception is so different. πŸ™‚

  21. Jim
    December 15, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    These are great, Sandee. The ones you found might grow up to be politicians. The have an answers for everything. Can't just say "I don't know." :-h

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:20 am

      I'm sure some of them will, and most politicians can't say I don't know. πŸ™‚

  22. December 15, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    This is why I love children, possibly even more than adults. I just totally get their logic!

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:20 am

      I do too Jen. I love to talk to kids. πŸ™‚

  23. December 16, 2015 at 6:26 am

    These were really funny. I liked them all, but I really did enjoy the H to 0 one the best. It reminds me of my college days.

    I had a thermodynamics professor who asked us an extra credit question, "What is the color of water?" We proceeding to research
    coefficients of this, refractive levels of that, literature references, you name it, we obsessed over the answer to that question.

    It occurred to me to ask my #1 daughter, who was then about five, and she promptly responded, "Blue."

    From the mouths of babes, right?

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:21 am

      You're five year old daughter was way smart. πŸ™‚

  24. December 16, 2015 at 7:48 am

    These are absolutely brilliant. I love how a child's honesty works…well, for the most part!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • December 16, 2015 at 9:21 am

      Actually I think their logic works most of the time. Funny a lot of the time as well. πŸ™‚

  25. December 16, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    Those teachers always have too much to say.

    • December 17, 2015 at 7:54 am

      I think they call it a lesson plan. πŸ™‚

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