Pure Wit

I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.

Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn’t what is used to be.

Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

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  42 comments for “Pure Wit

  1. December 5, 2015 at 2:31 am

    Wise words LOL πŸ˜€

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:30 am

      Very wise words. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    December 5, 2015 at 2:48 am

    I can relate to so many of these πŸ™‚ Have a great day

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:31 am

      Yes, we sure can. πŸ™‚

  3. December 5, 2015 at 5:08 am

    Oh my COD, those are so funny. Love the one, started out with Nothing and still have most of it. Also the one about a hole. Those are great Sandee.
    Sandee, you and Zane have a really good day.

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:32 am

      I thought they were too Marg. You have a really good day. πŸ™‚

  4. December 5, 2015 at 5:12 am

    The hole and the digging is actually very good advise.

    Good stuff!

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:32 am

      It sure is Joe. πŸ™‚

  5. December 5, 2015 at 5:17 am

    " I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. " now that is me all over. Wow! How did you figure out about me? Ha,ha,ha.

    Enjoy your Saturday Sandee. Here, it's very foggy this morning. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Yep, me too Paul. It's awful isn't it. πŸ™‚

  6. December 5, 2015 at 6:21 am

    These are only too true! Yikes, they hit close to home, especially as I get nearer a big birthday.

    Big hugs from the chilly N GA Alps, honey…

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:34 am

      We're still on the right side of the dirt. πŸ™‚

  7. December 5, 2015 at 6:31 am

    lol…and I love the graphic as I sit here in my pj's and robe 5-p

    • December 5, 2015 at 6:32 am

      used wrong emoticon, sorry. Should have been y-)

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:37 am

      Well, great that you're in your PJs this morning enjoying the graphic. πŸ™‚

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Actually your emoticon works pretty good. πŸ™‚

  8. December 5, 2015 at 6:45 am

    "If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." This one is sooo me!!

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:38 am

      I would have never guessed this about you. You seem so squared away. πŸ™‚

  9. December 5, 2015 at 6:51 am

    These are great, Sandee!!! Thanks so much for sharing!!! πŸ™‚

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:38 am

      You're most welcome Linda. πŸ™‚

  10. December 5, 2015 at 7:26 am

    If you are in a hole, start digging into the side and make some stairs going upward!

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:39 am

      That could work. πŸ™‚

  11. December 5, 2015 at 7:26 am

    These are all great! My favorite is: It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:39 am

      Yes, it's much easier. πŸ™‚

  12. December 5, 2015 at 8:12 am

    I've seen these before. Maybe I haven't. I forget.

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:39 am

      Yes, they have been around for a very long time. πŸ™‚

  13. December 5, 2015 at 8:54 am

    I'm lost, but smart enough to know I can't get where I'm going from here! In other words I'm in a mess!

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:40 am

      Yep, me too at times Ron. πŸ™‚

  14. December 5, 2015 at 9:03 am

    Haha! I liked all these especially halfwit LOL

    Have a wittytastic day Sandee :-h

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:40 am

      The halfwit one is a classic Steve. πŸ™‚

  15. December 5, 2015 at 11:22 am

    these are all good….silly and true!

    • December 5, 2015 at 11:41 am

      You know I can do silly very well Kathe. πŸ™‚

  16. December 5, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    Oh how true this one is:

    "I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart."

    • December 6, 2015 at 8:55 am

      I can tell you it's very true Stephanie. I will be on Medicare next year. πŸ™‚

  17. December 5, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    good ones!!! There is also a quote from a Mary Chapin Carpenter song…"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!" πŸ™‚
    xoxoxo
    catchatwithcarenandcody

    • December 6, 2015 at 8:55 am

      Yes, I remember that. I'd rather be the statue than the bug. Just saying. πŸ™‚

  18. December 6, 2015 at 5:48 am

    bahahaha! Some days you're the bird, some days you're the statue. bugger.

    Have a great day, hon! big hugs xoxo

    • December 6, 2015 at 8:56 am

      I've been both. The bird is far better. πŸ™‚

  19. December 7, 2015 at 10:32 am

    I'm taking notes… πŸ˜‰

    • December 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm

      You're so smart you could teach the class. πŸ™‚

  20. December 7, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    I'm old enough for most of them to be true.

    • December 8, 2015 at 8:00 am

      And I'm old enough for all of them to be true. πŸ™‚

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