Rocket Science

Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

Amtrak engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers. Frozen Chicken Joke

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.

The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo: ‘Defrost the chicken.’

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  46 comments for “Rocket Science

  1. November 28, 2015 at 12:48 am

    Lol! Frozen chickens don't fly! Have a great weekend!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:26 pm

      You know I do goofy here Nancy. I just can't help myself. 🙂

  2. November 28, 2015 at 2:12 am

    LOL – Pretty smart Canadian 🙂

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:27 pm

      Very smart Canadian. 🙂

  3. November 28, 2015 at 2:24 am

    LMAO well he's right haha!

    Have a thawtastic Saturday Sandee :-h

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:27 pm

      He's right indeed Steve. 🙂

  4. November 28, 2015 at 2:34 am

    Canadians: Defrost it, eh?

    Mainers: Oh, uh-yup.

    Mad language skilz – They haz 'em. d(

    Have yourself a FABulous weekend! xoxo

    C

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:27 pm

      You have a fabulous weekend too Barb. 🙂

  5. Ann
    November 28, 2015 at 3:03 am

    definitely not a proud moment for Americans 🙂

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:27 pm

      We are having fewer and fewer too. 🙂

  6. November 28, 2015 at 3:26 am

    They were testing all conditions…you never know when a bird might freeze during flight. 😉

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      One never knows do they. 🙂

  7. November 28, 2015 at 4:30 am

    Heeheehee! Reminds me of the men i've known who've tried to cook a bird in the oven straight from the freezer!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      Well, bless their hearts. My hubby knows how to cook and the importance of the thawing process too. 🙂

  8. November 28, 2015 at 4:42 am

    LOL!!!! Only in Canada! Pity! 🙂 🙂

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Pity indeed. You are all much smarter there than here. 🙂

  9. November 28, 2015 at 4:57 am

    Too funny, especially the comment about how a bird my freeze during flight. Maybe not do that test again. Sandee, you and Zane have a really nice day.

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      It was pretty goofy, but it made me chuckle. 🙂

  10. November 28, 2015 at 5:30 am

    Give it to us Canadians, we'll figure something out eventually. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee. Say hi to Zane for me. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Canadians are brilliant Paul. 🙂

  11. November 28, 2015 at 7:04 am

    SQUAAAAWK!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      Okay, Kismet, I get it. 🙂

  12. November 28, 2015 at 7:24 am

    oh hahahah they weren't thinking were they! Cheers!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      Not one bit. Everyone knows you have to thaw the bird first. 🙂

  13. November 28, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Great frozen chicken joke! Hope you and family had a great Thanksgiving!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      We had a fabulous Thanksgiving Ron. Thanks. 🙂

  14. November 28, 2015 at 7:51 am

    Bubba at the controls! Haha.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:31 pm

      And we love Bubba too. 🙂

  15. November 28, 2015 at 8:29 am

    True story? Funny either way.

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:31 pm

      I've not a clue. It's a joke I found. 🙂

  16. November 28, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Very amusing!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:32 pm

      Silly actually, but I do silly pretty well. 🙂

  17. November 28, 2015 at 10:20 am

    Trains can't eat frozen chickens … c-)

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:32 pm

      No they can't. 🙂

  18. November 28, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Mighty frozen chicken…
    Have a great Thanksgiving weekend!

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm

      Mighty indeed. 🙂

  19. November 28, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    Shoplifter gets caught with a frozen chicken in his coat. When asked what he was doing he responded…"I was just minding my business and this frozen chicken flew under my coat". Said the investigator.."a frozen chicken?" "Where would YOU go to get warm?"

    Seymour didn't get it…

    • November 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm

      Where Seymour lacks in places he excels in others. 🙂

  20. November 28, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Laughing…that's too funny. :)))

    Thanks for the endorphin's!

    Have a great day Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :))))

    • November 28, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      Actually it was pretty silly, but I'm good for silly. 🙂

  21. November 28, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    Oh, and I love your little snowman and Santa, they're adorable. You're so creative.

    "Hugs" again-

    • November 28, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      It's all the decorations I do for Christmas anymore. Thanks. 🙂

  22. November 28, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Nearly peed my pants laughing at this one Sandee.
    Sounds somewhat like a Binky invention

    • November 29, 2015 at 10:52 am

      I'm glad you liked it Tony. 🙂

  23. November 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    A frozen chicken could probably go through almost anything.

  24. November 30, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    I take no responsibility!

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