Holy Humor

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People.

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.Β  She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up..”

DID NOAH FISH?Β 

A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”

“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms.”

Hat tip: Eddie Jo
Image Credit: HBC

  38 comments for “Holy Humor

  1. November 21, 2015 at 12:27 am

    Good points in the first one, but the good samaritan was my favorite.

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      The gal that sent me these is very religious, but she has a great sense of humor. πŸ™‚

  2. November 21, 2015 at 1:43 am

    Thank you, Sandee for sharing these Holy Humor and the 4 religious truth. Good for Johnny, he paid attention in his Sunday School and he remembered his lessons well. Have a fantastic weekend!

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      Thanks Nancy, I'm having a wonderful weekend. πŸ™‚

  3. November 21, 2015 at 1:49 am

    Oh, honey, please. We don't call it the liquor store. We call it the wine store. Because everyone knows that Jesus made wine for crowds and crowds of people. And Jesus also said when he held up his wine glass, β€œDrink from it, all of you." And so we do. And now you know more about that. mmm hmmm….

    big hugs xoxo

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      Well, there you go. Now I get it. Thanks for the explanation. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    November 21, 2015 at 3:28 am

    there sure isn't much recognition in religion is there? Love the answer to did Noah fish

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:23 pm

      Not really for some that is. Yes the Noah and fishing one was really good. πŸ™‚

  5. November 21, 2015 at 4:14 am

    Thanks for the morning smiles!

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:23 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  6. November 21, 2015 at 4:43 am

    Haha…love Barb's response! And I am in complete agreement.

    It is 29 outside. Me no likey. FL……soon!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      I'm in agreement with Barb too. We all shop at the wine store. πŸ™‚

  7. November 21, 2015 at 4:44 am

    They all sure made our Mom laugh out loud. The Good Samaritan was a good one. Sandee, you and Zane have a super Saturday.

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      I'm glad Marg. It's good to have a laugh on Saturday. πŸ™‚

  8. November 21, 2015 at 5:36 am

    Little Johnny is a brilliant little guy.
    Have a brilliant Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      Well, he is quick on hi feet Paul. You have a brilliant Saturday too and stay warm. πŸ™‚

  9. November 21, 2015 at 6:11 am

    I can always count on starting out my day with a laugh when I come here. Laughed out loud over the two Baptist in a liquor store…so true around here.

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:25 pm

      I laughed at that one too, and I know some of those folks. πŸ™‚

  10. November 21, 2015 at 7:03 am

    Ya' gotta have worms to fish. πŸ™‚

    Have a great weekend!

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:25 pm

      You sure do. πŸ™‚

  11. November 21, 2015 at 7:17 am

    Once again, visions of Art Linkletter.

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:25 pm

      Yes indeed Joe, yes indeed. πŸ™‚

  12. November 21, 2015 at 9:59 am

    LOL you gotta love Johnny too

    have a holytastic day Sandee :-h

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      I do love Johnny. I know a couple of Johnny's and there is never a dull moment. πŸ™‚

  13. November 21, 2015 at 10:38 am

    LOL! I laughed the hardest at the Baptists not recognizing each other at the liquor store! πŸ™‚

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      I did too Linda. I know some of those folks too. πŸ™‚

  14. November 21, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    never lose that sense of humor..LOL Baptists πŸ™‚ hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! xoxoxoxox

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      Don't worry Angel, I never will. Love you back sweetie. πŸ™‚

  15. November 21, 2015 at 3:29 pm

    Lol! I'm with that little girl!

    • November 21, 2015 at 4:27 pm

      Yep, she's smarter than a whip indeed. πŸ™‚

  16. November 21, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    Just two worms…it's a fishing joke. My husband will appreciate that!

    • November 22, 2015 at 7:17 am

      Yes it is Stephanie. It's logic too. πŸ™‚

  17. November 21, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    good one! πŸ™‚ :-h :-f :-* d-)

    • November 22, 2015 at 7:18 am

      Thanks Mike, I thought so too. πŸ™‚

  18. November 23, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    In ever considered Noah's fishing restraints before. The 1st joke is great Sandee

    • November 23, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      I liked the first one pretty good too Tony. πŸ™‚

  19. November 23, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    Well maybe Noah used lures.

    • November 23, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Did they have lures back then? Perhaps there were only two fish too. πŸ™‚

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