Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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The Brothel:

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: ‘Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won’t know the difference.’

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, ‘You know, I think my girl was dead!’

‘Dead?’ says his friend, ‘Why do you say that?’ ‘Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.’

His friend says, ‘Could be worse I think mine was a witch.’

‘A witch ??. . why the would you say that?’

‘Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window….. took my teeth with her!’

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Tony McGurk
5. messymimi
6. Catch My Words
7. Agent 54
8. Woodsterman
9. Cranky
10. Linda
11. Ann
12. Mail4Rosey
13. Laika
14. Ellen
15. Margs Animals
16. Rhonda
17. Nancy Chan
18. Jean R.
19. Kathe W.
20. Traveling Bells
21. Mike Golch
22. Kismet
23. jen
24. Stephanie
25. Jean(ie)
26. Anne
27. Cube

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    November 15, 2015 at 1:47 am

    LOL, poor old guy. Thanks for the laugh before I head out to work this morning

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:40 am

      It's hell to get old isn't it. 🙂

  2. November 15, 2015 at 2:15 am

    ah losing your teeth is hard to explain to others, when they flew out of the window w/a witch, lolol

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:40 am

      Those poor old guys. I guess they were happy though. 🙂

  3. November 15, 2015 at 2:34 am

    LOL that would be the only odourless fart he will encounter, that brothel should pay for some new dentures heheh! h-(

    Have a windtastic day Sandee :-h

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:41 am

      I'm guessing the teeth are a total loss. 🙂

  4. November 15, 2015 at 4:07 am

    Well, that was quite an adventure for them, at least!

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:41 am

      I do think they had fun though. 🙂

  5. November 15, 2015 at 4:19 am

    Baawhaaawaabhawwwaaa

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Pretty much what I said when I read this. 🙂

  6. November 15, 2015 at 4:51 am

    Funny! Enjoyed the laugh!

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Glad you did. Happy boating. 🙂

  7. November 15, 2015 at 4:56 am

    Oh My COD, that is funny. The Mom laughed out loud. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Well, we're old and we get the irony. 🙂

  8. November 15, 2015 at 5:14 am

    I hate when that happens.

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:42 am

      So you have first hand knowledge? 🙂

  9. November 15, 2015 at 5:22 am

    This is so funny. And the added last line of the teeth almost found me laughing loud enough to wake up the family.

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Good, I like to have a really funny Silly Sunday post now and then. 🙂

  10. November 15, 2015 at 6:17 am

    This is too funny, Sandee! The teeth had me laughing so hard! 🙂

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Yep, the teeth was the funniest part. 🙂

  11. November 15, 2015 at 6:20 am

    LOL. I guess she needed those teeth more than he did.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2015/11/can-you-feel-your-face.html

  12. November 15, 2015 at 6:37 am

    Lol! What an exciting night for the two old men! Have a wonderful week ahead!

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:45 am

      I too think they had a wonderful time. 🙂

  13. November 15, 2015 at 7:32 am

    I thought I was losing my mind when I read this until I got to the part where you credited Paul. I DID read it before and comment. LOL

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:45 am

      No, I lifted it from Paul's site. 🙂

  14. November 15, 2015 at 7:51 am

    Fart jokes? Okay, you asked for it. I have IBS. Read "Poopsickles".

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:45 am

      And it was a fun post too. Thanks for weighing in. 🙂

  15. November 15, 2015 at 8:35 am

    OMG…too funny! Have a super day! It's snowing today ! yay! Hello winter! Stay warm and big hugs!

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:46 am

      Enjoy the snow and winter honey. Big hugs. 🙂

  16. November 15, 2015 at 9:50 am

    I'm still laughing and imagining those flying dentures! Gotta love old men.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:54 am

      Yes, old men are most entertaining. 🙂

  17. November 15, 2015 at 9:56 am

    The lesson for the day is always keep the bedroom windows shut

    • November 15, 2015 at 9:58 am

      It sure would have saved his teeth. 🙂

  18. November 15, 2015 at 10:37 am

    🙂
    Fogive me I will be back next week with a Silly Sunday

    • November 15, 2015 at 10:39 am

      You play when you want and not when you don't want. Not a problem Mike. 🙂

  19. November 15, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    He didn't have to tip her.

    • November 15, 2015 at 2:04 pm

      True, but losing those teeth was expensive. 🙂

  20. November 15, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    Took his teeth?! Now that is low!

    • November 15, 2015 at 2:40 pm

      You just can't trust a blow up doll can you. 🙂

  21. November 15, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    I laughed out loud at this one. I'm not sure what that says about my sense of humor!

    • November 16, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Well, I laughed out loud too. I think we are both okay. 🙂

  22. November 15, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    Bwahahaha! Smart madam! Poor guys. Lol!

    • November 16, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Pretty much sizes this one up. 🙂

  23. November 15, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Smiles all around! A difficult few days and I am enjoying a bit of quiet and some laughter too. Thanks for sharing.

    • November 16, 2015 at 8:38 am

      I'm glad you're on the other side of the difficult days. I hate those kind of days. 🙂

  24. November 16, 2015 at 9:00 am

    The witch flying off with the dentures part was a hoot.

    • November 16, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Yes, that was the very best part. 🙂

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