Exploring America

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, “I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replied, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

“Two dogs, please,” said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their ‘dogs.’

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, “What part did you get?”

Image Credit: Roneberg Cairns

  58 comments for “Exploring America

  1. October 27, 2015 at 12:32 am

    Hahahahaaaa! Sandee, I laughed so hard my tummy aches! Lol….

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      Bless their hearts is what I said. πŸ™‚

  2. October 27, 2015 at 3:24 am

    LOL – Poor nun, probably traumatized.

  3. October 27, 2015 at 3:57 am

    Now that is really funny. Sure made me laugh. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      I like making you laugh Marg. πŸ™‚

  4. October 27, 2015 at 4:21 am

    I didn't see that coming. Funny!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      I didn't either and I should have. πŸ™‚

  5. October 27, 2015 at 4:30 am

    A great one to start the day with. Thanks for the smile.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  6. October 27, 2015 at 4:57 am

    Nuns with such dirty minds LOL

    Have a phallictastic day Sandee g-)

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      I'm sure they do too. πŸ™‚

  7. October 27, 2015 at 5:22 am

    Heeheehee! Thanks for the grin!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      You're welcome my friend. πŸ™‚

  8. October 27, 2015 at 5:32 am

    I saw that one coming. No pun intended.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      I didn't which surprised me. I guess I'm a bit off this week. πŸ™‚

  9. October 27, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Good thing he wasn't serving foot longs…they would have fainted! ;D

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      Bwahahahahahahaha. Sometimes the comments are better than the joke. It is in your comment. πŸ™‚

  10. October 27, 2015 at 5:47 am

    Driller made this funny even funnier! Good one.

    Have a happy Toosday. Big hugs from soggy nawth jawjah, honey…

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      I know, it's better than the joke. πŸ™‚

  11. October 27, 2015 at 6:01 am

    this is so funny! Have a hot dawg of a day! Big hugs- thinking of you.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      Thanks honey…sadness here and then some. It's better, but we've a long way to go. πŸ™‚

  12. October 27, 2015 at 6:03 am

    I wonder what they must have thought when they noticed with the mustard. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a hot Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      I hadn't even thought about the mustard. Mayo would be better. πŸ™‚

  13. October 27, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Good one! I made me laugh out loud! And for some reason, now I'm craving a dog with mustard and sauerkraut.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Hubby and I have hot dog days now and then. So very good. πŸ™‚

  14. October 27, 2015 at 6:42 am

    Was that a foot long or regular—-you didn't say!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      I'm guessing it was a regular not a foot long. πŸ™‚

  15. October 27, 2015 at 6:49 am

    Hahaha! Isn't America grand!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      It is Jen, it is grand. πŸ™‚

  16. October 27, 2015 at 6:55 am

    Oh my! Lol! That was funny! Have a great day!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Oh my indeed. You have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  17. October 27, 2015 at 7:20 am

    Don't tell me. It came with a side of meatballs.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      I hadn't thought of that either. Bwahahahahahaha. πŸ™‚

  18. October 27, 2015 at 8:06 am

    I guess if they had ordered wieners it wouldn't have been funny.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      I'm guessing you're right about that Joe. πŸ™‚

  19. October 27, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Good one!
    Have a great day!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      You have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  20. October 27, 2015 at 11:48 am

    bwuahahah I wouldn't touch that one, lemme tell ya!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      Yep, I'd just chuckle and move along. πŸ™‚

  21. October 27, 2015 at 11:51 am

    I wouldn't touch that one either.

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      That makes a bunch of us. πŸ™‚

  22. October 27, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    MOL! That's hilarious! Thanks for the giggles!

    Sending hugs and purrs!

    • October 27, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      I'll take all the hugs and purrs that I can get. πŸ™‚

  23. October 27, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    I had a hotdog on the weekend. Now I'm wishing I didn't…

    • October 27, 2015 at 2:08 pm

      I'm sorry Tony. πŸ™‚

  24. Ann
    October 27, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    LOL, too funny

    • October 27, 2015 at 2:56 pm

      Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  25. October 27, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    Laughing…that's hilarious, truly hilarious! I love Comedy Plus' new look. It's great! I love the soft pink background and the way it's laid out. You're really good at it.

    I hope you're feeling a little better.

    Much love,

    Annie

    • October 27, 2015 at 4:41 pm

      Thanks for the kudos on the new look. I love pink. I got bored with the other colors or lack thereof.

      We're better but we've a long way to go. So sad. Love you. πŸ™‚

    • October 27, 2015 at 5:12 pm

      Color me stupid, but I thought that it was because October is breast cancer awareness month.

    • October 28, 2015 at 6:33 am

      Well, it should be Kismet. πŸ™‚

  26. October 28, 2015 at 6:30 am

    Dear Sandee, Too cute!!! xoxo Catherine

    • October 28, 2015 at 6:33 am

      Thanks Catherine. πŸ™‚

  27. October 28, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Probably the same.

    • October 28, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      Bwahahahahahahaha. πŸ™‚

  28. October 28, 2015 at 3:25 pm

    I don't care how many I get, it's always the same part c-)

    • October 28, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      Same here Odie, same here. πŸ™‚

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