Ed and Nancy

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.

So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”

“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

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  42 comments for “Ed and Nancy

  1. October 24, 2015 at 1:50 am

    Wow, he really does love golf. πŸ˜‰

    big hugs xoxo

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm

      That's all he knows Barb. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    October 24, 2015 at 3:04 am

    LOL, sounds like they were made for each other

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm

      Yep, they are both passionate about what they love. πŸ™‚

  3. October 24, 2015 at 5:16 am

    I love golf also but I never hooked my balls. Ha,ha,ha. See ya Sandee and try to have good day my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

      I'm happy about that Paul. πŸ™‚

  4. October 24, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Good one Sandee. It sure did make me laugh out loud. Sending you and Zane some more hugs.

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

      We'll take all the hugs we can get Marg. Thanks. πŸ™‚

  5. October 24, 2015 at 5:56 am

    LOL – good chuckle with the morning coffee today. Thanks!

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  6. October 24, 2015 at 6:24 am

    He really did love his golf game. Non-golfers would never understand the punch line here!

    • October 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

      Most wouldn't, but it appears that some did Ron. πŸ™‚

  7. October 24, 2015 at 6:49 am

    I'm not a golfer, but I get the punchline. Good one! Haha

    Extra big hugs, honey…

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm

      I'm not a golfer either, but this one was pretty easy to figure out.

      It's been so hard honey, so hard. πŸ™‚

  8. October 24, 2015 at 7:54 am

    I am not a golfer either, but this didn't stop me from getting this one. Thanks, dear Sandee! Big hugs! πŸ™‚

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm

      You're most welcome Linda. It's pretty easy to figure this one out. πŸ™‚

  9. October 24, 2015 at 8:40 am

    I think he gave the advice for a slicer who works at a deli.

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      Perhaps, but probably not. πŸ™‚

  10. October 24, 2015 at 9:25 am

    LOL now that's what I call dedication

    Have a good Saturday Sandee g-)

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      For the both of them too. πŸ™‚

  11. October 24, 2015 at 11:07 am

    oh hahahah poor guy! I've been thinking about you and Zane a lot since hearing the bad news. Wishing you a sweet weekend for your healing hearts.

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      We've had a very wet weekend. Lots of tears. Some over the pain and others thinking about the good times. A roller coaster ride from Hades. πŸ™‚

  12. October 24, 2015 at 11:12 am

    Now guy truly is a golf nut! Very cute.

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      I think they are both obsessed. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  13. October 24, 2015 at 11:21 am

    A man who can't see past the golf course, lolol

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      Yep, perhaps he'll never figure out what she meant. πŸ™‚

  14. October 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    He is no match to such a hooker. Good one!

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      Nope he's no match at all. πŸ™‚

  15. October 24, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    Heeheehee! If she's smart, she'll grab him!

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      I'm thinking it's a done deal. πŸ™‚

  16. October 24, 2015 at 4:18 pm

    Bwahaha!!! Honesty is the best policy I guess….

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      Well, with this guy it doesn't seem to matter. πŸ™‚

  17. October 24, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    Didn't see that coming and I should have since I play golf and have a problem with hooking!

    Good one.

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:04 pm

      Well there you go Joe. πŸ™‚

  18. October 24, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Ha Ha Ha!!! Hilarous Sandee. I had the reverse problem, I was always a slicer. Accept the ring Nancy before Ed realises what you really mean

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:04 pm

      I'm not so sure that Ed will ever figure out what she meant. πŸ™‚

  19. October 25, 2015 at 3:33 am

    Ha ha..I am a non-golfer. Ed is really a golf nut and he lives in his own golf world!

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:04 pm

      That's his only world evidently. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  20. October 25, 2015 at 6:36 am

    I'm ROFLing and Seymour is *face palming*…

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm

      Seymour should have a bit more of a sense of humor about this. πŸ™‚

  21. October 26, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    That is the most logical conclusion.

    • October 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm

      Well, it is for him. πŸ™‚

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