Silly Sunday

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Fire and Brimstone:

There once was a Minister, who in order to make his family’s budget go a little further, rode a bicycle to Church and to Church functions. One day his bike turned up missing. He searched everywhere, but could not find it. Since it was a very small town he lived in, and most of the town was in his parish, he assumed that one of his flock had strayed and stolen his bicycle.

He spoke with his Deacon about his quandary. The Deacon suggested that at the Sermon next Sunday, the Minister talk on the Ten Commandments. When he got to the Commandment “Thou Shalt Not Steal”, the Minister should turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone and preach like he had never preached before. The guilty party should then feel such remorse for their wrongdoing, that they would return the bike.

So Sunday came and the Minister gave his sermon. It was a good sermon but when he reached, “Thou Shalt Not Steal”, there was no Fire-and-Brimstone. The Deacon was puzzled and asked the Minister why he hadn’t really socked it to the thief.

“Well” said the Minister, “I was all set to turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone like I had never done before. That part was to be my sermon to end all sermons. But when I got to the “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” part, I remembered where I had left my bicycle!”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Agent 54
6. Cruisin’ Paul
7. Woodsterman
8. Mike Golch
9. Cranky
10. Linda
11. Barb
12. Margs Animals
13. Ann
14. Cube
15. Jean R.
16. Traveling Bells
17. Ron Russell
18. Nancy Chan
19. Kismet
20. Just Out
21. Kathe W.
22. Mail4Rosey
23. Rhonda

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  40 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. October 18, 2015 at 1:05 am

    Well what a two timing scoundrel LOL

    Have a pedaltastic day Sandee g-)

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:34 am

      He is that indeed. πŸ™‚

  2. October 18, 2015 at 3:27 am

    Happy Sundee, Sandee! xoxo

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Hope you had a happy Sunday too Barb. πŸ™‚

  3. October 18, 2015 at 3:32 am

    Cute one. Glad he came to his senses. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fun day.

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Yes, that wouldn't have been good to go where he was intending to go. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    October 18, 2015 at 3:34 am

    This would probably be a good time for a visit to the confessional πŸ™‚

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:35 am

      For a good long time too. Seems he has some repentance to do. πŸ™‚

  5. October 18, 2015 at 4:39 am

    Oops! Happy Silly Sunday!

  6. October 18, 2015 at 5:26 am

    …on a bicycle built for two.

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:35 am

      Yes, he's been a bad boy. πŸ™‚

  7. October 18, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Cute. Looks like the minister needs a little ministering to…

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Yes, he needs someone to do the fire and brimstone to him. πŸ™‚

  8. October 18, 2015 at 5:32 am

    Oh my!

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Oh my indeed Jean. πŸ™‚

  9. October 18, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Damn, that memory fires up at the wrong time doesn't it?!

    Happy Sunday. Stay warm..its 32 here!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am

      It sure does honey. It's cooler here, but nothing like your cool. πŸ™‚

  10. October 18, 2015 at 5:55 am

    It looks like the Minister was riding more then his bicycle. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:36 am

      He sure was Paul. πŸ™‚

  11. October 18, 2015 at 6:32 am

    The classics are always the best!

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:37 am

      This is indeed a classic and I've heard it several ways. πŸ™‚

  12. October 18, 2015 at 6:37 am

    Just proves that Ministers are real people!

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:37 am

      More than we know. I've heard of more than one scandal concerning ministers. πŸ™‚

  13. October 18, 2015 at 7:53 am

    Hello Sandee, God refreshed the ministers memory just in time!

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:37 am

      Now he needs to pray a lot. πŸ™‚

  14. October 18, 2015 at 8:01 am

    One of the flock needed consoling.

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:38 am

      I'm not thinking this is the way consoling was meant to be. πŸ™‚

  15. October 18, 2015 at 11:19 am

    Good one!
    Have a great day!

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:38 am

      It is indeed. πŸ™‚

  16. October 18, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    baw hahahah silly man! He must have left his brain at home?

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Well, he sure was thinking with the wrong brain. πŸ™‚

  17. October 18, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    Well how about that!!! =)) =)) d-) :-h :-f

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:39 am

      Yep, how about that indeed. πŸ™‚

  18. October 18, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Oh, my goodness! Bad boy! LOL! Thank you so much for sharing, Sandee, and thanks a lot for adding my blog link to your post today. I appreciate your kindness and it is greatly appreciated. πŸ™‚

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:39 am

      You have some funny posts every single day Linda. You certainly qualify for Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

  19. October 19, 2015 at 2:25 am

    ruh roh rheorgie. And that was his confession too. πŸ˜‰

    • October 19, 2015 at 11:40 am

      I hope it was. Bad minister. πŸ™‚

  20. October 20, 2015 at 12:43 am

    I sure didn't see that coming. LOL. Still giggling. Naughty man.

    • October 20, 2015 at 11:39 am

      A very naughty man Rhonda. πŸ™‚

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