Silly Sunday

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St. Peter:

St. Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“I was a policeman,” he responded.

“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.

“I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.”

“Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.”

A few moments later a second man walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“I was a policeman,” he responded.

“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.

“I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.”

“Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.”

A few moments later a third man walks up.

“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?”

“I was a policeman,” he responded.

“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.

“I was a Military Policeman, Sir.”

“Excellent my son, I’ve gotta take a leak, watch the gate will ya?”

Image Credit: The Pearly Gates

Silly Sunday Participants

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2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Agent 54
6. Agent 54
7. Angel Stew…
8. Mike Golch
9. Cruisin’ Paul
10. Cranky
11. Tony McGurk
12. Linda
13. Barb
14. Rhonda
15. Binky
16. Ann
17. Mail4Rosey
18. Margs Animals
19. Jean R.
20. Nancy Chan
21. Jen
22. Kismet
23. Kathe W.
24. Cube
25. Jean(ie)
26. Stephanie
27. Rocks

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. September 27, 2015 at 12:53 am

    Well, somebody's gotta do it! Have a peachy keen day, Sandee! xoxo

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Yep, they do get stuck at those gates don't they. πŸ™‚

  2. September 27, 2015 at 3:04 am

    I don't get it. Sorry. Maybe I should go to sleep, it's late. I can read it again tomorrow.

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:48 am

      MPs usually work at the gates. It's what many do. πŸ™‚

    • September 28, 2015 at 12:03 pm

      Okay. I didn't get it either!

    • September 28, 2015 at 3:52 pm

      You have to have a bit of knowledge about MPs and then it makes sense. They do the guard shacks often. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    September 27, 2015 at 3:48 am

    Sounds like it wasn't a good day for policmen and even worse if you were a military policeman

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:48 am

      Yep, I hate to be stuck at a gate all day. πŸ™‚

  4. September 27, 2015 at 4:24 am

    An MP's work is never done! Heeheehee!

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Not if there is a gate involved. πŸ™‚

  5. September 27, 2015 at 4:41 am

    lol just can't get a break! πŸ™‚

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Not one bit. πŸ™‚

  6. September 27, 2015 at 4:59 am

    Good one Sandee. Poor policeman. He can't win. Sandee, you and Zane and little Bit have a great day.

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:49 am

      You and your babies have a great day too Marg. πŸ™‚

  7. September 27, 2015 at 5:53 am

    Oh Rhonda (above) thanks for your honesty. I don't get it either. But I've only been up five minutes so…..

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:50 am

      MPs work gates. It's just what they do. πŸ™‚

  8. September 27, 2015 at 6:09 am

    The problem was that the Military Policeman was a blonde that's why it's confusing to understand. Ha,ha,ha.
    Enjoy this beautiful Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:50 am

      Well, I got it but it appears that some didn't. πŸ™‚

  9. September 27, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Hahaaa…after all, this is Silly Sunday! Have a wonderful Sunday, Sandee!

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:51 am

      Being silly is what I love to do Nancy. πŸ™‚

  10. September 27, 2015 at 7:24 am

    To protect and to serve forever?! Love this, my 11 year old son and I got a good laugh out of this today! Thanks πŸ™‚

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:51 am

      Yep, pretty much it in a nutshell. πŸ™‚

  11. September 27, 2015 at 8:14 am

    Saints take leaks?

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:52 am

      Apparently they do. Who knew. πŸ™‚

  12. September 27, 2015 at 8:47 am

    Well that MP came in handy LOL

    Have a sillytastic day Sande g-)

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:52 am

      Got there just in time Steve. πŸ™‚

  13. September 27, 2015 at 10:00 am

    good one! I got it! Cheers!

    • September 27, 2015 at 11:52 am

      I knew you would Kathe. πŸ™‚

  14. September 27, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    A lot of Policemen died that day…

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:27 am

      Way too many. It's happening here almost everyday. πŸ™

  15. September 27, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    Just in time for St Peter πŸ™‚

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:27 am

      Just in time indeed. πŸ™‚

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:32 am

      I should've asked if there are Depends in heaven πŸ˜‰

    • September 28, 2015 at 10:23 am

      I'll bet you can get anything you want in heaven. πŸ™‚

  16. September 27, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    Damn straight (oh, am I still allowed to say that? ). Good MP

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:28 am

      You can still say that. πŸ™‚

  17. September 27, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    Good one!!!!!! πŸ™‚

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:28 am

      Thanks Mike. πŸ™‚

  18. September 27, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Oh, my!!! LOL!!!! Hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing and a heartfelt thanks, as well, for including my blog link in your post today. πŸ™‚ I really appreciate your kindness.

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:29 am

      I thought so too. Your blog always qualifies for Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

  19. September 27, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    I didn't get it at first, either, but after reading the comments, I see!

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:29 am

      You have to know about MPs to get this for sure. πŸ™‚

  20. September 27, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    Ya still have to go to the bathroom in Heaven? Dang.

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:29 am

      It's a huge disappointment right? πŸ™‚

  21. September 28, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    haha! someone has to man the gate πŸ™‚ and there he is, an MP πŸ™‚

    Have a blessed week Sandee!

    • September 29, 2015 at 7:44 am

      And who better than an MP.

      Have a blessed week too my friend. πŸ™‚

  22. October 2, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    So funny! Any insights into what a coast guard police officer would do? Still guarding gates?? My brother is headed in that direction so I'm curious. ;P

    • October 3, 2015 at 7:51 am

      I'm not sure of all the things they do, but there is a lot they do. πŸ™‚

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