The Library

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she whispered to him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice, “$1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear, “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”

Hat tip: Just Out
Image Credit: Glenbrook North

  50 comments for “The Library

  1. September 26, 2015 at 1:12 am

    I think he wins this round 🙂 Thanks for the laugh

    • September 26, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Yes, he did win this round. 🙂

  2. September 26, 2015 at 1:32 am

    Ha ha ha! Sandee, I think the girl didn't expected that from the man!

    • September 26, 2015 at 10:59 am

      No, but she had it coming. 🙂

  3. Ann
    September 26, 2015 at 3:07 am

    I think she just learned a very important psychology lesson, be careful about who's head you mess with 🙂

    • September 26, 2015 at 10:59 am

      She sure did Ann. 🙂

  4. September 26, 2015 at 5:07 am

    That is pretty darn funny. That guy fixed that girl .Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:00 am

      Yep, she did good, but he did far better. 🙂

  5. September 26, 2015 at 5:16 am

    And then they were both kicked out of the library and they lived happily ever after!

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:00 am

      You're probably right. 🙂

  6. September 26, 2015 at 5:30 am

    And I bet they both go to her place and enjoy a wonderful night of SEX. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have an unbelievable Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:00 am

      Maybe, and maybe not Paul. One never knows. 🙂

  7. September 26, 2015 at 5:42 am

    Haha! Brilliant response I bet she realised who the smart one is lol
    Have a comebacktastic day Sandee

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:01 am

      She knows who outdid here for sure Steve. 🙂

  8. September 26, 2015 at 5:50 am

    Gotta admit, she got what she deserved. LOL

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:01 am

      She sure did. She started it and he finished it. 🙂

  9. September 26, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Haha! I think the lawyer was actually right in this case! Serves her right for being a jerk, trying to study people 🙂

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Yep, she was a jerk and then some. 🙂

  10. September 26, 2015 at 7:50 am

    What, no picture?

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Sorry, no picture. 🙂

  11. September 26, 2015 at 7:57 am

    LOL! Love the comeback, this is great! 🙂

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Some folks are very witty aren't they. 🙂

  12. September 26, 2015 at 7:58 am

    Where is that Library? c-)

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:03 am

      I'd like to know that too Odie. 🙂

  13. September 26, 2015 at 8:46 am

    Sounds just like a lawyer—to them someone is always guilty!

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:03 am

      Well, and they are probably right about that too. 🙂

  14. September 26, 2015 at 10:06 am

    lawyer wins. I think it's funny. 🙂

    • September 26, 2015 at 11:03 am

      Hands down the lawyer wins. 🙂

  15. September 26, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    score! Serves her right! Excellent! Have a great weekend! Hugs to the 3 of you!

    • September 27, 2015 at 8:51 am

      Thanks for the hugs honey. We're on our boat right now having our morning coffee. 🙂

  16. September 26, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Heeheehee! Maybe she'll wait until she gets her degree to practice on people now!

    • September 27, 2015 at 8:53 am

      That would be wise. 🙂

  17. September 26, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    Hahaha!

    • September 27, 2015 at 8:53 am

      That's what I said. 🙂

  18. September 27, 2015 at 12:39 am

    You never know what you'll learn in a book! haha!

    big hugs xoxo

    • September 27, 2015 at 8:54 am

      And often it's not worth knowing. 🙂

  19. September 27, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    Law – 1
    Psychology – 0

  20. September 27, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    Touch. Very good.

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:25 am

      I thought so too. 🙂

  21. September 27, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    That's touche. Sorry, I'm on my cell phone.

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:25 am

      Cell phones have a mind of their own. 🙂

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:34 am

      She could've replied, "With your HIV status, there's not enough money in the world."

    • September 28, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Oh I love that comeback. That's even better. 🙂

  22. September 28, 2015 at 4:12 am

    Bwahahahahahha! Too funnnnnnny! I'm still laughing and it's just 7 A.M.

    • September 28, 2015 at 8:26 am

      I thought this one was a hoot too. 🙂

  23. September 28, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    They would make a fiery pair!

    • September 28, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      They would indeed Binky. 🙂

  24. September 29, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    And imagine, that exchange of conversation in a library.

    • September 30, 2015 at 7:40 am

      Would make for an interesting visit wouldn't it. 🙂

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