Married Life…

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace…” have a 4-to-6 year old boy run up the aisle yelling, “Daddy, daddy.” I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again.

This couple were married for 67 years. The husband was asked; if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. “Heavens no” he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Image Credit: Vizag Musings

  36 comments for “Married Life…

  1. September 19, 2015 at 3:03 am

    I would assume Mommy, Mommy may also work. πŸ˜‰

    Hope your weekend is groovy. Mine will be labor-intensive but fun, too. At least that's the plan. big hugs xoxo

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:35 am

      Well, I hope to hear about your weekend at some point. πŸ™‚

    • September 19, 2015 at 9:09 am

      I am dense. I didn't get this joke until I read Barb's comment. LOL

    • September 20, 2015 at 9:20 am

      Barb is quick on her feet. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    September 19, 2015 at 4:01 am

    LOL, We have a wedding to go to next weekend and now I'm wondering who's got a 4-6 year old that I can borrow for the day.

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:36 am

      You'd do that too wouldn't you. πŸ™‚

  3. September 19, 2015 at 4:18 am

    "murder yes, but not divorce" – the funniest line on the page.

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:36 am

      Yep, I've been there and done that. πŸ™‚

  4. September 19, 2015 at 6:00 am

    I like he murder line too. Made me laugh out loud. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Yep and anyone that has been married has thought about murder. πŸ™‚

  5. September 19, 2015 at 6:20 am

    LOL quick and too the point loved the Murder yes, but never divorce said in a matter of fact way hahah!

    Have a murderlesstastic day Sandee g-)

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Murder is less messy. Bwahahahahaha. πŸ™‚

  6. September 19, 2015 at 6:54 am

    LOL! Love this, Sandee! πŸ™‚

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Thanks Linda. πŸ™‚

  7. September 19, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Hahah, yep I second the whole murder and divorce convo ;0 Marriage is hard, frustrating, wonderful and in my view forever, so I think I will forgo the whole murder thing…

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:38 am

      We both have great mates and that make all the difference in the world. πŸ™‚

  8. September 19, 2015 at 7:59 am

    A wedding is a simultaneous funeral for two people.

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:38 am

      This is often the case. Been there and done that. I got it right now. πŸ™‚

  9. September 19, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Believe me, I know. We just celebrated our 33rd anniversary… it's been the Lockhorns for a long time.

    • September 19, 2015 at 8:52 am

      Then you know. Yes you do. Happy 33rd. πŸ™‚

  10. September 19, 2015 at 9:00 am

    Yup. Sounds about right!

    • September 20, 2015 at 8:10 am

      Yep, for many this is spot on. πŸ™‚

  11. September 19, 2015 at 9:09 am

    The last joke, unfortunately, is true for too many married people.

    • September 20, 2015 at 8:10 am

      Unfortunately you're right. πŸ™‚

  12. September 19, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    I'm guilty of eavesdropping on conversations. People-watching is a crucial part of being a writer!

    • September 20, 2015 at 8:11 am

      I would think people watching is most helpful to an author. πŸ™‚

  13. September 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    "Yes Dear"

    • September 20, 2015 at 8:12 am

      You and my husband are on the same page. πŸ™‚

  14. September 20, 2015 at 6:48 am

    great post! Love this! Have a wonderful day with your Zane and LB!

    • September 20, 2015 at 8:13 am

      Thanks honey. We've had a great weekend so far. All done with my work and we'll boat back to our marina later today. πŸ™‚

  15. September 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    Heeheehee! Very funny stuff!

    • September 21, 2015 at 8:13 am

      Funny and sad, and funny. πŸ™‚

  16. September 21, 2015 at 6:38 am

    In the fifth year both speak, the lawyer listens…!

    • September 21, 2015 at 8:12 am

      Very well said. πŸ™‚

  17. September 21, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    The bliss of married life.

    • September 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

      Some have bliss and some not so much. πŸ™‚

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