The Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, “Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.” The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, “Try saying things like, ‘I see”, ‘Yes, go on’ and ‘I understand.’ ‘How did you feel about that?'”

The new priest practices, saying these phrases.

The old priest says, “Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘No shit?! What happened next?'”

Hat tip: Rajagopalan of Just Out
Image Credit: The God Murders

  44 comments for “The Priest

  1. September 3, 2015 at 2:35 am

    Get your game face on, son!

    Have yourself a fab-u kinda day, hon. big hugs xoxo

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:27 am

      I'll be it's hard to get your game face on with some of these confessions. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. September 3, 2015 at 3:51 am

    LMAO I think i prefer the new priests way heheh!

    Have a sintastic day Sandee g-)

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Lot less stuffy isn't it. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. September 3, 2015 at 4:30 am

    I like the new priest's way too. Much better and very funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Yes, a little lighter goes a long way with most. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. September 3, 2015 at 5:18 am

    "Say 10 Hail Mary's and come back next week with more good stuff."

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:28 am

      Okay, I can do that. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. September 3, 2015 at 5:24 am

    LOL! That would be a new priest. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:31 am

      Yes, they have to learn all the pomp and circumstance. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. September 3, 2015 at 5:48 am

    I always thought those priests looked forward to their version of soap operas.

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:31 am

      They probably do. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. September 3, 2015 at 6:27 am

    I would totally do that if I were a priest! I think I would have hard time keeping a straight face sometimes.

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:31 am

      I'm sure it's tough to keep a straight face all the time. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. September 3, 2015 at 7:33 am

    And NO LAUGHING!

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:32 am

      I'll bet there is a lot of knee slapping after confessions are over. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. September 3, 2015 at 7:52 am

    "I've never heard of such a thing." and "You're going straight to hell.", also should not be in the confessional vocabulary. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:32 am

      I agree with you on this. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. September 3, 2015 at 8:00 am

    Lol. "You did what?!!!" is also not allowed.

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:32 am

      I wouldn't think so. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. September 3, 2015 at 8:17 am

    I wonder how long will the young priest be able to follow the old priest's ways!

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:32 am

      It will take some time I'm sure. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. September 3, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Just dropping in to say HI! hope you are keeping well Sandee! *HUGS* we are all doing great ๐Ÿ™‚ catch up again… soon!

    • September 3, 2015 at 10:33 am

      Hi Ann…great to see you. We're doing fine here too. I miss you. Big hugs back. ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. September 3, 2015 at 11:04 am

    The knee slapping would be funnier. ๐Ÿ™‚ Have a great day!

    • September 3, 2015 at 12:09 pm

      It sure would. ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. September 3, 2015 at 11:34 am

    Dear Sandee, Adorable!! and funny.
    Have a wonderful weekend. xo Catherine

    • September 3, 2015 at 12:10 pm

      Thank Catherine. You have a wonderful weekend. too. xoxo ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. September 3, 2015 at 11:50 am

    loud laughter over here! Good one! Have a heavenly day!

    • September 3, 2015 at 12:10 pm

      You have a heavenly day too Kathe. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Ann
    September 3, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    Well if they all conducted themselves like the new priest then maybe more people would be willing to go to confession.

    • September 3, 2015 at 2:49 pm

      I know I'd like this new priest far better. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. September 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    Heeheehee! Ah, them young ones have a completely new attitude, don't they?

    • September 3, 2015 at 4:06 pm

      Yes they do and it's all good. ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. September 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    Ha ha ha I saw that coming…. I remember that from my old Catholic school days!!! I sometimes wonder if priests have to hold back from laughing… I'm sure they do!

    • September 4, 2015 at 10:16 am

      I'm sure they do too. There are lots of funny stuff happening I'm sure. ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. September 4, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    Yes, it probably is.

    • September 4, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      It probably is indeed Binky. ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. September 5, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    Ahahaha this is great! I'd love to have you come link up at FREE and FUN Friday if you felt like it! I dearly love a good laugh. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • September 6, 2015 at 6:49 am

      Okay, I just linked up to free and fun Friday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. September 7, 2015 at 1:16 am

    I didn't expect that punch line. Brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.

    • September 7, 2015 at 6:59 am

      I really like this new priest. ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. September 7, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    Funny. Here from Free Fun Friday.

    • September 8, 2015 at 7:06 am

      Thanks for dropping by. ๐Ÿ™‚

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