The Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.”

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want.”

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog – now that’s cool.”

Hat tip: Odie at Woodsterman
Image Credit: Deviant Art

  60 comments for “The Frog

  1. August 25, 2015 at 2:27 am

    I'd rather have someone who clean bathrooms and mop floors. Oh, wait. Never mind. šŸ˜€

    Have a terrific Tuesday! xoxo

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

      I would too but I don't see that happening anytime soon. šŸ™‚

  2. August 25, 2015 at 3:18 am

    hahaha!! A talking frog..that is indeed more interesting šŸ™‚

    Have a nice day Sandee!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

      Yes indeed Rocks. šŸ™‚

  3. August 25, 2015 at 3:22 am

    LOL – I am married to an engineer. There were five weeks between our first and second dates (a long time ago). This is so true, and very funny.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

      Five weeks. Didn't want to rush into anything. šŸ™‚

  4. August 25, 2015 at 4:01 am

    Beautiful! Thanks for the laugh – much appreciated this morning.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

      You're most welcome Alec. šŸ™‚

  5. August 25, 2015 at 4:32 am

    LOL that poor frog that was one leap it never got heheh!

    Have a croaktastic day Sandee g-)

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      You have a croaktastic day too Steve. šŸ™‚

  6. August 25, 2015 at 4:39 am

    That is hysterical. Nothing better than a talking frog. Besides, who wants to kiss a frog. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      Well for an engineer anyway. šŸ™‚

  7. August 25, 2015 at 5:25 am

    :-O

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      I agree Michelle. šŸ™‚

  8. August 25, 2015 at 5:31 am

    The princess was probably a prince in drag.

    Have a cool Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      You never knew with frogs Paul. šŸ™‚

  9. August 25, 2015 at 5:33 am

    I am an engineer too. Technology rides over anything else. That's true.
    Have a great day!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      I know it does. Funny things happen with engineers. šŸ™‚

  10. August 25, 2015 at 5:40 am

    lol! Have a great day! xoxo
    catchatwithcarenandcody

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      You have a great day too Caren. xoxo šŸ™‚

  11. August 25, 2015 at 5:44 am

    Ha ha…poor frog, he called out to the wrong man! A talking frog will be good company and the man can carrying him wherever he goes!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Engineers rock. šŸ™‚

  12. August 25, 2015 at 6:06 am

    Now, that's a cool joke….on the frog.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Yes it is Jean. šŸ™‚

  13. August 25, 2015 at 7:50 am

    It's just as funny over here … c-)

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Not always, but sometimes. šŸ™‚

  14. August 25, 2015 at 7:54 am

    The engineer was probably studying the way the frog's legs were constructed that allowed it to jump so far.

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

      You're probably right. Or why he can talk. šŸ™‚

  15. August 25, 2015 at 8:28 am

    chuckle giggle snort….so hilarious! Have a great day!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Loved the engineer video you posted on my wall on Facebook. Spot on. šŸ™‚

  16. August 25, 2015 at 9:18 am

    Hahaha! That's funny!

    Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Happy Tortie Tuesday to you too. Scritches to the babies. šŸ™‚

  17. August 25, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Heeheehee! Those engineers have one track minds!

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:27 am

      Yes they do, yes they do. šŸ™‚

  18. August 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

    Yep, that's an engineer alright. But just ask the Ashley Madison clients if they would rather have a talking frog or a girlfriend right now. šŸ™‚

    • August 25, 2015 at 10:28 am

      I'm thinking they would want the talking frog. What a mess. šŸ™‚

  19. August 25, 2015 at 11:34 am

    That frog is a liar anyway šŸ˜‰

    • August 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      You're probably right about that. šŸ™‚

    • August 25, 2015 at 1:37 pm

      Can he sing and dance? Now that kind of frog I could live with… "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal." I'm channeling Warner Brothers right now šŸ™‚

    • August 25, 2015 at 3:09 pm

      Oh goodness, now that song is stuck in my head. Bwahahahahaha. šŸ™‚

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:15 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:24 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:24 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:53 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:53 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:53 am

      Brawp.

    • August 26, 2015 at 10:20 am

      I guess we have hiccups today šŸ˜‰

    • August 26, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      I guess so. I just repeated the hiccups. šŸ™‚

  20. August 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    Haha! Yep, that sounds about right!

    • August 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      Well, for an engineer it sounds right. šŸ™‚

  21. Ann
    August 25, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    I would take a talking frog over a prince

    • August 25, 2015 at 3:09 pm

      Me too Ann, me too. šŸ™‚

  22. August 25, 2015 at 3:32 pm

    Yea, I read this over at Odie's place the other day! A great one and glad you passed it along!

    • August 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm

      I steal where I can Ron. šŸ™‚

  23. August 25, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    Yep…sounds like most engineers (and computer geeks) I've known!

    • August 26, 2015 at 6:54 am

      It sure does Stephanie. šŸ™‚

  24. August 26, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    The talking frog is worth more.

  25. August 26, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    I think so too Binky. šŸ™‚

  26. August 28, 2015 at 5:58 am

    What Barb said! Ain't happening either.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • August 28, 2015 at 10:33 am

      Barb cracks me up. šŸ™‚

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