Life Cycle

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.

Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Pic Photos

  48 comments for “Life Cycle

  1. August 18, 2015 at 12:36 am

    LMAO! That's a good one! Too funny!

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:55 am

      I thought so too Lauren. πŸ™‚

  2. August 18, 2015 at 4:06 am

    Ha ha…Sandee, I have never thought of this offer. Yes, I wonder what would it be like if life is like what you have written about…

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Well, it was a delightful twist wasn't it. πŸ™‚

  3. August 18, 2015 at 5:15 am

    Hmmm, I never thought about it like that.

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:56 am

      I hadn't either. πŸ™‚

  4. August 18, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Very bizarre concept. Love the last line. LOL

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Very bizarre. πŸ™‚

  5. August 18, 2015 at 5:42 am

    And then hopefully everyone is happy! Oh.My.Gravy. What a concept!

    Big hugs from rainy nawth jawjah, honey…

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Oh.My.Gravy is right. πŸ™‚

  6. August 18, 2015 at 5:45 am

    Dah!!!!!!!!!!

    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Enjoy your sun but be careful. For us today and tomorrow it means rain. I know that you would love have it but if I could box, I would send it to you my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:57 am

      I wish you could send the rain too Paul. πŸ™‚

  7. August 18, 2015 at 5:56 am

    New approach, interesting.
    Have a great day!

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:57 am

      Very new approach indeed. πŸ™‚

  8. August 18, 2015 at 6:47 am

    Certainly a different way of thinking. Hilarious, Sandee!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:57 am

      Sometimes a different way of thinking turns out to be rather funny. πŸ™‚

  9. August 18, 2015 at 7:19 am

    That's the way to get rid of these wrinkles.

  10. August 18, 2015 at 7:24 am

    LMAO I quite liked that sounds better doesn't it =))

    Have a reversetastic day Sandee :-h

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:58 am

      It does Steve. πŸ™‚

  11. August 18, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Life backwards sound fantastic. How do we sign up for that. Good think Sandee. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have one fun day.

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:58 am

      Yes it does Marg. πŸ™‚

  12. August 18, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Saw a movie once with Brad Pitt, can"t recall the name' In the movie the old man, Brad, keeping getting younger—but it ended before the orgasm!!!!

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:32 am

      Benjamin Button?

      Yep. Sounds good to me…

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:58 am

      Oh, I didn't know they made a movie about this very thing. πŸ™‚

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:59 am

      It sounds good to me too Jean(ie). πŸ™‚

  13. August 18, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Works for me and so getting swipped!!!!!!!!! :)) :-h :-f :-* D-)

    • August 18, 2015 at 11:15 am

      Swipe away Mike, swipe away. πŸ™‚

  14. August 18, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Hah, well definitely makes you take a new look at the life cycle!

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:15 pm

      It sure does. I laughed out loud when I caught on. πŸ™‚

  15. August 18, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    Good one- there is actually a movie about this very thing! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button! Cool movie…based on a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421715/

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      I had no clue. Well, I guess we know what this joke is based on then. πŸ™‚

  16. August 18, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    It is an interesting theory, and lol that there is a movie like that already. Why am I not surprised? πŸ™‚

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      I'm not surprised, but I didn't know this. πŸ™‚

  17. Ann
    August 18, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    Yep, I think that sounds like a way better plan

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      Yes it does doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  18. August 18, 2015 at 2:09 pm

    It would be more fun that way!

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      It sure would. πŸ™‚

  19. August 18, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    Well, that sure sounds like a better way to go!

    Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • August 18, 2015 at 3:43 pm

      Well, it's kind of racy, but I laughed out loud when I read this. πŸ™‚

  20. August 18, 2015 at 6:54 pm

    Now THAT is a good idea. I always did feel that youth was wasted on the young!

    • August 19, 2015 at 7:35 am

      Sometimes if does feel like it's wasted on the youth. They sure don't seem to appreciate youth until they get far older. πŸ™‚

  21. August 18, 2015 at 7:32 pm

    Wow! that is interesting theory πŸ™‚ but then.. we're all bound to get old sooner or later.
    Have a nice day Sandee!

    • August 19, 2015 at 7:36 am

      This is true, but you know how goofy I can be. πŸ™‚

  22. August 18, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    I am totally unable to explain this one to my pet rock. An "orgasm" to Seymour is what the Phantom of the Oprah plays…(yes, that's Seymour's world).

    • August 19, 2015 at 7:36 am

      I know about Seymour's world. Remember he lived with me for several months. πŸ™‚

  23. August 19, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    Strange!

    • August 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm

      It would be, but as a joke it's funny. πŸ™‚

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