Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Lunches

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,

“Don’t look at me. The idiot made his own lunch.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Agent 54
6. Just Out
7. Mike Golch
8. Woodsterman
9. Cruisin’ Paul
10. Perk at Work
11. Linda
12. Tony McGurk
13. Uncle Skip
14. Ron Russell

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  50 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. August 16, 2015 at 1:15 am

    hahaha! Bless his heart. Have a lovely day on the boat! xoxo

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:11 am

      Yes bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  2. August 16, 2015 at 2:23 am

    LOL but she was right…what an idiot hahaha!

    Have a floatingtastic day Sandee πŸ™‚

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:12 am

      Yes, what an idiot. πŸ™‚

  3. Ann
    August 16, 2015 at 2:27 am

    LOL, I was expecting something different but this was a whole lot funnier.

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:20 am

      Yes, we can't just do blonde women jokes. πŸ™‚

  4. August 16, 2015 at 3:04 am

    Ha ha…the blonde's wife caught me by surprise! He is such a great idiot! Lol!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:20 am

      A great idiot indeed Nancy. πŸ™‚

  5. August 16, 2015 at 5:22 am

    Hahahahaaa..,What a pleasant way to start a Sunday morning!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:21 am

      You're joke was a hoot too. πŸ™‚

  6. August 16, 2015 at 5:33 am

    Good one Sandee. Sure made us laugh out loud. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have some great fun today.

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:21 am

      Yes, I know these kind of guys. πŸ™‚

  7. August 16, 2015 at 5:47 am

    Finally a blonde guy joke. I love it. Laughed out loud, too.

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:21 am

      It was way past time for a blonde guy joke. πŸ™‚

  8. August 16, 2015 at 5:58 am

    I might jump too if It was bologna every day! Blech! Good thing my hair isn't blonde….. πŸ™‚ Thanks for the laugh!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:22 am

      I like bologna, but not everyday. πŸ™‚

  9. August 16, 2015 at 5:59 am

    I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued Iguana.

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:22 am

      Is it good? I know there are a lot of iguana's in Mexico. πŸ™‚

  10. August 16, 2015 at 6:17 am

    Hopefully he finished his lunch before he landed. Blondes, amazing.

    Have a beautiful blonde Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:23 am

      Blondes are amazing Paul. Yes we are. πŸ™‚

  11. August 16, 2015 at 6:42 am

    A delightful post indeed, thanks for sharing!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:23 am

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  12. August 16, 2015 at 6:44 am

    LOL…sounds like me and I'm not blonde. Or is gray-white the experienced blonde?

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:23 am

      No you're way too smart to pull this Mike. πŸ™‚

  13. August 16, 2015 at 7:21 am

    A Darwin award winner

  14. August 16, 2015 at 9:40 am

    Heeheehee! Agreeing with Kismet!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:24 am

      Kismet nailed it indeed. πŸ™‚

  15. August 16, 2015 at 9:42 am

    I assume the building was in NYC. So the blonde's wife said: "He just wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway"!

    • August 16, 2015 at 10:24 am

      Could be Ron, could be. πŸ™‚

  16. August 16, 2015 at 10:39 am

    He made his own lunch!!! LOL! Great one, Sandee, and thank you so much for including my blog link in your post today! I really appreciate your kindness. πŸ™‚

    • August 16, 2015 at 4:41 pm

      Yep, we're always picking on the blonde females so it was time to pick on the dumb guy. You're most welcome for the link. πŸ™‚

  17. August 16, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Idiot indeed! Good one. Go blondes!!!

    Have a great Sunday. Heading home now.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • August 16, 2015 at 4:41 pm

      Yes indeed honey. We're home from the boat too. πŸ™‚

  18. August 16, 2015 at 11:57 am

    Thanks for the laugh. My weekend hasn't been the best, so I'm grateful for the lift.

    • August 16, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      And I know why your weekend wasn't the best. Be proud honey, you've earned it. πŸ™‚

  19. August 16, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Haha–gotta love a MALE blond joke. I'd heard they were becoming all the rage, but I hadn't seen one until now.

    • August 16, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Yes, it's pick on the dumb guy day. πŸ™‚

  20. August 16, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    bwa hahah a blond man joke ! I hope the three of you are having a delightful day!

    • August 16, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      It was high time Kathe. πŸ™‚

  21. August 16, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    HA HA HA HA! I honestly was trying to figure out where it was going and didn't… then came the punch line and I laughed out loud!

    • August 17, 2015 at 10:07 am

      So did I Katherine. Finally the guy is the idiot instead of one of us gals. πŸ™‚

  22. August 16, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    Ha Ha Ha!!! Good to see a blonde man joke for a change. Was that a payback for the PMT cartoon?

    • August 17, 2015 at 10:08 am

      Yes indeed Tony. If we can't laugh at ourselves then shame on us. πŸ™‚

  23. August 17, 2015 at 2:34 am

    LOL – I love blonde jokes, and the twist of the dumb blonde guy makes it even funnier.

    • August 17, 2015 at 10:08 am

      Yes it does Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  24. August 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    He should have saw that coming!

    • August 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm

      Yes, I thought he should have been smarter. πŸ™‚

  25. August 18, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    hahahahahaha!!

    Sandee, you know when I need to laugh, I just go to your blog and I am never disappointed. Thank you that in the midst of stress and not so jolly state of life right now, I can still laugh.

    Blessings!!

    • August 19, 2015 at 7:20 am

      Laughter is good. There are rough spots in the road for all of us, but we must still laugh. πŸ™‚

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