“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.
“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.
“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Education For Health