The Will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.

“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.

“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.

“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Image Credit: Education For Health

  44 comments for “The Will

  1. Ann
    August 15, 2015 at 2:52 am

    LOL, love this. Now I'm wondering who I can mention in my will like that

    • August 15, 2015 at 10:58 am

      Every family has a few just like this guy. 🙂

  2. August 15, 2015 at 3:24 am

    That is terrific. I like that a lot. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic Saturday. Take care.

    • August 15, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Glad you got a kick out of this Marg. 🙂

  3. August 15, 2015 at 3:54 am

    A delightful story no doubt.

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:00 am

      Well, it is for everyone except Dan. 🙂

  4. August 15, 2015 at 3:55 am

    LOL now that is a comeuppance LOL, in some cases revenge is sweet

    Have a milliontastic day Sandee :-h

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:00 am

      It is indeed Steve. 🙂

  5. August 15, 2015 at 4:45 am

    I'll bet that's been done a time or two. lol

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Probably more than a time or two. 🙂

  6. August 15, 2015 at 4:51 am

    Good mention! Heeheehee! A lady i once knew left someone she didn't like, but whom she knew would contest the will if he wasn't mentioned at all and have good grounds to do so, one silver dollar.

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Yep, that's done a lot. No room to contest after that. 🙂

  7. August 15, 2015 at 5:24 am

    Ha ha…the power of the will…lol! Have a wonderful weekend!

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:01 am

      The will can be a powerful thing indeed. 🙂

  8. August 15, 2015 at 5:39 am

    Novel way to mention someone's name in the will!
    Have a great weekend!

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Yep, it is indeed. 🙂

  9. August 15, 2015 at 5:54 am

    I thought of that story after my mother's will. Have a million dollar Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Every family has some sort of similar stories to tell. 🙂

  10. August 15, 2015 at 7:02 am

    This is great! Perfect for all those folks who wait for people to die as they think they are entitled to some $$$. Surprise!
    Meanwhile have a wonderful fun filled day! Hugs to LB!

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:03 am

      Yep, and there are a bunch that do just that. Shame on them. 🙂

  11. August 15, 2015 at 7:14 am

    LOL…Seymour wants to know what he gets in my will…I said "good". He doesn't get it…

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:03 am

      He'll figure it out he's just a bit slower than some rocks. 🙂

  12. August 15, 2015 at 7:26 am

    LOL!!! 🙂 "Hi, Dan!"

  13. August 15, 2015 at 7:36 am

    Last word in the last will.

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:04 am

      Absolute last word indeed. 🙂

  14. August 15, 2015 at 7:43 am

    Have you ever noticed how people crowd around a rich man's death bed, while at the same time a poor man often dies alone!

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:04 am

      I've noticed that indeed Ron. 🙂

  15. August 15, 2015 at 8:02 am

    Dan is going to get even by doing the same thing right back and Dan is changing his will today.

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:05 am

      That is if Dan has anything to give to anyone. 🙂

  16. August 15, 2015 at 9:38 am

    And well deserved for being so cantankerous. Haha. MM liked it, too.

    Have a fab Saturday. We are rolling south.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:05 am

      Glad you both enjoyed this one. Happy travels. 🙂

  17. August 15, 2015 at 10:09 am

    Bwwwah!! Have a great weekend! xoxo

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:06 am

      You have a great weekend too honey. Scritches to the babies. 🙂

  18. August 15, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    Dear Sandee, That certainly will get his brother's attention! lol
    Have a beautiful weekend. xo Catherine

    • August 16, 2015 at 9:01 am

      And make his very angry too. 🙂

  19. August 15, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    That's awesome. Very clever!

    • August 16, 2015 at 9:01 am

      Very clever. Some people are just clever. 🙂

  20. August 15, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    Dan always misjudged him … C-)

    • August 16, 2015 at 9:02 am

      Right to the end. 🙂

  21. August 16, 2015 at 1:08 am

    LOL – This is my favorite joke I have read in a while. Thanks.

    • August 16, 2015 at 9:02 am

      I love this one too. 🙂

  22. August 17, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    Not the kind of mention Dan hoped for.

    • August 17, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      Definitely not the mention he was looking for. 🙂

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