The Will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.

“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.

“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.

“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

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