Modern Barbie Dolls

Green Earth Barbie – This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks , or combat boots with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Green Earth Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Dropout Barbie – This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Trailer Trash Barbie – This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gut Ken out of Trailer Trash Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a skimpy halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
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  46 comments for “Modern Barbie Dolls

  1. August 13, 2015 at 1:25 am

    So funny. Just wondering, does trailer trash Barbie have a tattoo?

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Probably Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  2. August 13, 2015 at 2:45 am

    Haha, this is so funny. I want a trailer trash barbie.

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:40 am

      I want one of them too Vanessa. πŸ™‚

  3. August 13, 2015 at 2:56 am

    Props to Barbie for keeping up with change, lol

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:41 am

      Yep, they have to. πŸ™‚

  4. August 13, 2015 at 3:26 am

    There's a picture that goes well with that last one! http://s114.photobucket.com/user/douggells/media/white_trash_barbie.jpg.html

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:41 am

      Thanks Stephanie. I included it in this post. πŸ™‚

  5. August 13, 2015 at 3:59 am

    Looks like Barbie is no longer the "nice" doll little girls used to play. She has to keep up with the current trend. I still prefer the old-fashioned barbie doll…lol!

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:41 am

      She's not aging well is she. πŸ™‚

  6. August 13, 2015 at 5:02 am

    LOLOL funny I am so glad I wasn't into Barbie haha!

    Have a barbielesstastic day Sandee πŸ™‚

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:42 am

      Yep, she is pretty shallow, just like shallow Ken. πŸ™‚

  7. August 13, 2015 at 5:22 am

    That's some funny thoughts.

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:42 am

      Some people have way too much time on their hands. πŸ™‚

  8. August 13, 2015 at 6:17 am

    Oh I want the Trailer trash Barbie. That is hysterical. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:42 am

      I do too, what fun we could have. πŸ™‚

  9. August 13, 2015 at 6:18 am

    Blonde Barbies are the best if you know what I mean. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a gorgeous Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:43 am

      Yes, I know what you mean Paul. πŸ™‚

  10. August 13, 2015 at 6:50 am

    I'll bet that TTB has a steady clientele at her mobile home, working that money maker!

    Thanks for the chuckles. Big hugs, honey…

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:43 am

      I'll bet you're right honey. πŸ™‚

  11. August 13, 2015 at 7:08 am

    Oh, my, how Barbies have changed since my day. LOL

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:43 am

      Yep, she's gone through some huge changes hasn't she. πŸ™‚

  12. August 13, 2015 at 7:24 am

    I have all three … c-)

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Of course you do Odie. πŸ™‚

  13. August 13, 2015 at 8:20 am

    OMG too funny ! Hugs to LB!

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:45 am

      I'm pretty goofy for sure. πŸ™‚

  14. August 13, 2015 at 8:22 am

    Gimme that old time Barbie she is good enough for me!

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:45 am

      Yep, she was much nicer looking too. πŸ™‚

  15. August 13, 2015 at 9:01 am

    Wow, time has changed!!! πŸ™‚

    • August 13, 2015 at 11:45 am

      Very much so Linda. πŸ™‚

  16. August 13, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    I think tofu Barbie's shelf life might not be too very long, left in the sun she would melt or turn green for sure! Or maybe that is the beauty of tofu Barbie, being green all the way through πŸ™‚

    • August 13, 2015 at 12:38 pm

      Yep, I'm not thinking there is much of a market for the tofu Barbie. πŸ™‚

  17. August 13, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Oh my gosh, I cannot stop laughing…You are so funny. I've missed you. :))

    Much love, Ann

    • August 13, 2015 at 12:38 pm

      I've missed you too. Much love back. πŸ™‚

  18. August 13, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    LOL! Thanks for the giggle Sandee! I needed it today!

    Hope you're having a wonderful day! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • August 13, 2015 at 1:24 pm

      That was the last of the Barbie doll posts. πŸ™‚

  19. August 13, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    Heeheehee!

    • August 13, 2015 at 3:45 pm

      I thought so too. πŸ™‚

  20. August 13, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    LOL, these are funny. I'll keep my out for Gangsta Ken

    • August 13, 2015 at 3:45 pm

      I'm just not seeing Ken as a gangsta. πŸ™‚

  21. August 13, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    Lol! Sad but true… There might be a market for those πŸ™

    • August 14, 2015 at 7:52 am

      There probably is Jean(ie). πŸ™‚

  22. August 13, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    I wonder if any of those photos of "Customers of Walmart" are Trailer Trash Barbie?

    • August 14, 2015 at 7:53 am

      I'm sure they are Mike. Walmart is a mess. πŸ™‚

  23. August 14, 2015 at 11:37 am

    I don't think I want any of those!

    • August 15, 2015 at 11:12 am

      I don't either, but I thought they were funny. πŸ™‚

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