Modern Barbie Dolls

Yuppi Barbie – This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.

Redneck Barbie – This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Image Credit: Pinterest – Country Girl

  36 comments for “Modern Barbie Dolls

  1. Ann
    August 8, 2015 at 2:59 am

    LOL a free bumper sticker for purchasing a separate pickup truck. What a deal. These are great

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:55 am

      My granddaughter loved all things Barbie. I spent a fortune too. πŸ™‚

  2. August 8, 2015 at 3:18 am

    Perfect new additions to the Barbie line. Love the "shallow ken"

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:55 am

      Yes indeed Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  3. August 8, 2015 at 3:47 am

    Heeheehee! Yep, i'll have to run right out and get the redneck version!

    • August 8, 2015 at 7:27 am

      Don't you really mean HeeHaw instead of Heeheehee?

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:55 am

      I love the redneck version. πŸ™‚

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Or YeeHaw Kismet. πŸ™‚

  4. August 8, 2015 at 4:04 am

    I'm for the redneck version too LMAO!

    Have a barbietastic day :-h

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Rednecks are my favorite kind of folks. πŸ™‚

  5. August 8, 2015 at 5:43 am

    I agree stevebethere. I'm for the big boob redneck Barbie. I know, I put in the big boob in. Remember, I'm Italian. Hubba, hubba. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a exciting Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Of course you are Paul. I knew that already. πŸ™‚

  6. August 8, 2015 at 5:45 am

    Wouldn't you know they would come up with a Redneck Barbie. All my neighbors need one of those. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:57 am

      They may already have one Marg. You never know. πŸ™‚

  7. August 8, 2015 at 5:53 am

    You just described my sister and me. πŸ˜‰

  8. August 8, 2015 at 6:41 am

    OMG hilarious! I know some folks who would JUMP at the chance to fill out and complete their collection of Barbies! Baw hahah Have supoer duper weekend!

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Yep, and perhaps now they can. You have a super duper weekend too. πŸ™‚

  9. August 8, 2015 at 10:30 am

    never cared for Barbie anyway! Have a great weekend! xoxo

    • August 8, 2015 at 10:59 am

      I didn't either, but my granddaughter did and she got pretty much whatever she wanted. πŸ™‚

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  11. August 8, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    It would probably sell.

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:53 am

      No doubt about that. πŸ™‚

  12. August 8, 2015 at 2:09 pm

    She had better come with her Daisy Dukes, too, or she won't be an aww-thentic redneck!

    Big hugs from the sunny N GA Alps, honey…

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:53 am

      Oh yes she needs daisy dukes. πŸ™‚

  13. August 8, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    Like redneck Barbie! She should have a gun too!

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:53 am

      There is a thought. πŸ™‚

  14. August 8, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    LOL!!! Hilarious. Redneck Barbie is a scream! πŸ™‚

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:54 am

      Yep, she is indeed. πŸ™‚

  15. August 8, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    I am glad I need not have to buy these Barbie dolls! No girls in my house except this old girl here! Lol!

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:54 am

      Barbie is a huge business here. πŸ™‚

  16. August 8, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    Shallow Ken made me laugh

    • August 9, 2015 at 8:54 am

      Well, Ken is shallow. πŸ™‚

  17. August 10, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    Too high maintenance for me!

    • August 11, 2015 at 8:22 am

      Yep, she's needy too. πŸ™‚

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