Modern Barbie Dolls

Princess Barbie – This princess Barbie is sold only at Saks. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.

Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. Princess Barbie is easily exchanged, and occasionally mistaken for Yuppie Barbie.

Girls Who Lunch Barbie – The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

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  44 comments for “Modern Barbie Dolls

  1. Ann
    August 6, 2015 at 1:35 am

    LOL these are funny. I think I liked my old fashioned Barbie better though. I don't even think she was called anything else than just plain old Barbie.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:06 am

      I had a Barbie when I was a kid. They were much larger then than now. πŸ˜‰

  2. August 6, 2015 at 1:37 am

    Can you get one of them Kate Spade Handbags over at the Walmart? Because I don't think mine has them yet.

    Have yourself a splendiferous day hon! xoxo

    • August 6, 2015 at 8:28 am

      You must be Wal*Mart Barbie! I'll wait for the roll back to get one.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:06 am

      You can get just about anything at the Walmart. πŸ™‚

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:07 am

      You crack me up Kismet. πŸ™‚

  3. August 6, 2015 at 3:50 am

    I can't tell if this is just a joke, or if they are real. They sound pretty plausible to me. πŸ˜‰

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:07 am

      It's a joke and some of them are real. Barbie comes in just about everything. πŸ™‚

  4. LAC
    August 6, 2015 at 4:05 am

    Oh great. Just what I need in my house, ANOTHER Barbie! hahahaha.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:07 am

      Yep, I've two granddaughters so I know all about Barbies. πŸ™‚

  5. August 6, 2015 at 4:49 am

    Barbie is moving right on up. Sounds sort of expensive. Too funny. What is next?? Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:08 am

      Barbie is expensive. Very expensive. πŸ™‚

  6. August 6, 2015 at 5:05 am

    Give me a break! Ha,ha,ha. My girls did have some Barbies in our home with their cars and dresses & whatever came with her. I felt I was with a house of women everyday. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a great Thursday Sandy. Did Little BIt have his own Barbie dog? See ya

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:08 am

      Yep, you can fill your house with Barbie for sure. πŸ™‚

  7. August 6, 2015 at 5:20 am

    I only have boys, so no Barbie dolls around my house. I know Barbie dolls are very expensive.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:08 am

      Boys are expensive, but girls are more expensive. πŸ™‚

  8. August 6, 2015 at 6:53 am

    I literally have hundreds of Barbies and all of their many, many accessories strewn all around my house. That is life with 3 little girls! We actually do have a little dog named Honey that came with one of the Barbies πŸ™‚

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:09 am

      My oldest granddaughter loved all things Barbie and I made sure she had them all and with all the accessories. Bless my heart. πŸ™‚

  9. August 6, 2015 at 7:24 am

    LOL! I love these, Sandee! πŸ™‚ I remember having Barbie dolls when I was a girl, as well as Midge and Ken. Back then (the 60's) the prices were, of course, much more affordable. But then again, the salaries were smaller as well.

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:10 am

      Yep, I didn't have the Ken doll, but I did have the Barbie one. Lots of clothes too. πŸ™‚

  10. August 6, 2015 at 8:20 am

    My wallet is happy that our girls were never heavily into the Barbie craze. Sheesh. Folks can spend lotsa bucks on that stuff. Not me!

    Scratches to LB. Bug hugs times two, honey…

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:10 am

      My wallet wasn't happy, but I spent the money anyway. It's what grandmas do. πŸ™‚

  11. August 6, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Barbie is getting more expensive for a date.
    Have a great day!

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:10 am

      Barbie is very expensive. Very. πŸ™‚

  12. August 6, 2015 at 9:53 am

    LMAO thank god Barbie isn't my type of doll LOL

    Have a dollytastic day Sandee πŸ™‚

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:11 am

      I'll bet I can guess your type of doll. πŸ™‚

  13. August 6, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Gee I hardly know what to say—–never played with Barbie dolls!

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:11 am

      Well, you don't have to say a thing Ron. πŸ™‚

  14. August 6, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Just did an expose on "Spying" Barbie…great minds πŸ˜‰

    • August 6, 2015 at 11:34 am

      We do have great minds and don't forget Seymour does too. πŸ™‚

  15. August 6, 2015 at 2:11 pm

    Cute! It's hard to believe Barbies are still selling after all these years.

    • August 7, 2015 at 10:59 am

      And they are selling like hotcakes. πŸ™‚

  16. August 6, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    I hear Trophy Wife Barbie comes with large breast implants, stripper heels, and a pole.

    • August 7, 2015 at 11:00 am

      You're probably right. πŸ™‚

  17. August 6, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    I saw your comment about the old Barbie dolls being bigger. I can't remember… I'm curious now though. I had a Bionic Woman doll that was like a Barbie. I don't think I ever had a Barbie-Barbie though. How odd considering I had a ton of dolls, lol

    • August 7, 2015 at 11:01 am

      My barbie was indeed bigger than the ones they have today. πŸ™‚

  18. August 7, 2015 at 2:11 am

    Doh… Now I've got that song in my head. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. I'm fantastic, I'm made of plastic…"

    • August 7, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Sorry Tony. Now that song is in my head. πŸ™‚

  19. August 7, 2015 at 7:15 am

    GI Joes were way netter!

    • August 7, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Well, you've a point being a boy. πŸ™‚

    • August 10, 2015 at 3:34 pm

      And better, too.

    • August 11, 2015 at 8:09 am

      I knew you meant better. πŸ™‚

  20. August 7, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    I took a different route the other day and I almost got lost.
    Hmmm…Maybe I am a modern day Barbie h-(

    • August 8, 2015 at 11:00 am

      You could be. You never know. πŸ™‚

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