A Little Graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

Image Credit: Plastic Surgery Corner

  44 comments for “A Little Graft

  1. July 28, 2015 at 2:03 am

    Too funny. Poor MIL. I am guessing she deserves it.

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Apparently. There are great mother in laws and then there are the ones that aren't. πŸ™‚

  2. July 28, 2015 at 2:14 am

    LMAO i can just picture it heheh!

    Have a buttocktastic day :-h

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Me too Steve, me too. πŸ™‚

  3. July 28, 2015 at 2:48 am

    har! that's a good one! =))

    Have a good one hon. xoxo

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

      I thought so too. πŸ™‚

  4. July 28, 2015 at 4:17 am

    Fantastic revenge. What fun for the wife. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a fantastic day.

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Yes, fantastic revenge. πŸ™‚

  5. July 28, 2015 at 4:35 am

    Revenge is so sweet!

    Have a fab day. Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Yes it is. Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  6. July 28, 2015 at 4:44 am

    That was a laugh-out-loud one I didn't see coming. Great!

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:42 am

      I'm glad you enjoyed this one Jean. πŸ™‚

  7. July 28, 2015 at 5:45 am

    buwahahahahahaha best one yet!!

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:43 am

      It's pretty good indeed. πŸ™‚

  8. July 28, 2015 at 5:50 am

    Kiss, kiss,kiss, kiss, kiss. I wonder if she says thank you to her mother – in – law? Ha,ha,ha.
    Please take care in this dangerous heat today & tomorrow my hot friend. Try to enjoy Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:43 am

      We are used to this kind of heat in the summer Paul. Lots of water and not too long outside, πŸ™‚

  9. July 28, 2015 at 7:09 am

    Well disguised punch line…love it.

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:44 am

      Very well disguised punch line. πŸ™‚

  10. July 28, 2015 at 7:46 am

    I can't improve on this one.

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:44 am

      I finally got on over on you Kismet. πŸ™‚

  11. July 28, 2015 at 8:05 am

    HAHAHAHA! Oh man that is fabulous!!

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:44 am

      I thought so too Jen. πŸ™‚

  12. July 28, 2015 at 9:34 am

    perfect! I am still laughing! Have a silly day!

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:45 am

      I have a silly day everyday Kathe. It's the only way to go. πŸ™‚

  13. July 28, 2015 at 9:46 am

    OMG!! Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read this, it would have shot straight out of my nose!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!! xoxo

    • July 28, 2015 at 9:56 am

      I thought the same thing when I read this.

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  14. July 28, 2015 at 10:17 am

    Don't tell my M-I-L that I found that lol funny because I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. I did pretty good in the MIL department.

    • July 28, 2015 at 11:50 am

      I had a great one too. I miss her. πŸ™‚

  15. July 28, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Hahaha! That's funny! πŸ™‚

    Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • July 28, 2015 at 11:51 am

      Happy Tortie Tuesday to you too. Smooches to Angel and Isabella. πŸ™‚

  16. July 28, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    oh yeah, that would have been thanks enough for me too πŸ™‚

    • July 28, 2015 at 1:55 pm

      For some this would be most wonderful. I was lucky to have a great MIL. πŸ™‚

  17. July 28, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    visiting here, read and have laughing on this. thanks for sharing πŸ™‚

    • July 28, 2015 at 3:43 pm

      You're most welcome. πŸ™‚

  18. July 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm


    • July 28, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  19. July 28, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Oh, I bet! Hahahaha!

    • July 29, 2015 at 6:41 am

      Well, it could happen. πŸ™‚

  20. July 28, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    MIL *rim shot*

    • July 29, 2015 at 6:41 am

      Exactly Mike, exactly. πŸ™‚

  21. July 29, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    And they'd better keep that secret!

    • July 30, 2015 at 7:11 am

      Yes, they better never tell anyone this secret. πŸ™‚

  22. July 31, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    If circumstances were reversed maybe she could grow a beard.

    • August 1, 2015 at 8:50 am

      Could happen Tony. πŸ™‚

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