Password Reset

A senior trying to reset their password…

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Hat tip: Linda W.
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  50 comments for “Password Reset

  1. July 14, 2015 at 1:07 am

    been there

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:24 pm

      More times than I want to remember too. πŸ™‚

  2. July 14, 2015 at 3:08 am

    LOL crikey passwords are a complete pain LOL

    Have a phrasetastic day Sandy :-h

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:25 pm

      Yes they are. You change your email address and you may never get a pass code right ever again. πŸ™‚

  3. July 14, 2015 at 4:00 am

    LOL – that password is probably well over used in the windows world. That's why I use Mac. πŸ™‚

    • July 14, 2015 at 7:27 am

      And I use Linux.

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:25 pm

      I still use Windows. I'm used to Windows. πŸ™‚

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:25 pm

      I don't know the first thing about Linux. πŸ™‚

  4. July 14, 2015 at 5:45 am

    Been there, done that. Just add 01 to the end of that last password and hopefully they are good to go.At least it looks like a secure password. Now if the user could just remember that many characters

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:26 pm

      Yep, it's a pain and then some. πŸ™‚

  5. July 14, 2015 at 5:47 am

    Oh my goodness. I'm surprised that he didn't apply a F – word in the entire password. I would have been swearing by now. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Just to let you know, our grass is now starting to brown up a little. See ya,

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:26 pm

      Well, I would have taken that word out if it had been in there. That's a bit over the top. πŸ™‚

  6. July 14, 2015 at 6:40 am

    Oh I so understand. That password stuff if soooooooooo annoying but thanks Sandee for this funny. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      Yes, they are annoying. Then there is the user names too. πŸ™‚

  7. July 14, 2015 at 7:07 am

    omg this is hilarious!! Sounds like me!!!! Have a fabulous day! Much love from US!! xoxo

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      You have a fabulous day too honey. Much love back. πŸ™‚

  8. July 14, 2015 at 7:28 am

    You forgot the end of the story when the "blue screen of death" appears.

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      I've had that screen more than once. πŸ™‚

  9. July 14, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Yep, that is my life!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:28 pm

      I've had days where this was my life. πŸ™‚

  10. July 14, 2015 at 8:16 am

    oh my goodness- each addition to the password made me laugh even harder….and you should see some of my passwords- they even have a few cuss words added!
    Have a wonderful day and big scritches to sweet LB!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:28 pm

      I've not done the cuss words yet, but I've thought of a few trying to sign on to some sites. πŸ™‚

  11. July 14, 2015 at 8:34 am

    LOL!!! Oh my goodness! πŸ™‚

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:29 pm

      Yep, user names and passwords are frustrating at times. πŸ™‚

  12. July 14, 2015 at 9:57 am

    Hahaaa!!! Sandee, your password joke is really good! Have a beautiful Wednesday!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:29 pm

      It's funny if it's not happening to me. πŸ™‚

  13. July 14, 2015 at 10:15 am

    It'd be even funnier if it wasn't so dagggone real!! πŸ™‚

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      Yep, I agree with that. πŸ™‚

  14. July 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Hahahahahahaaaaa….fabulous way of testing e-ndurance!
    Have a great day!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      I like that. e-durance. I get it. πŸ™‚

  15. July 14, 2015 at 11:34 am

    Heeheehee! Yep, some of my passwords almost look like that!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      Yes they do. I've had a few over time too. πŸ™‚

  16. July 14, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    Hahaha! I laughed so hard the kids are looking at me like I'm crazy! That was the funniest thing I have heard all week!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:32 pm

      I'm glad I made you laugh out loud. πŸ™‚

  17. July 14, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    they make it so that it's hard for someone else to figure out your password and almost impossible to remember yourself.

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:32 pm

      I've often wondered the same thing Ann. πŸ™‚

  18. July 14, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    MOL! That's funny! I'll have to show my techy hubby that one!

    Hope you're having a great day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

    • July 14, 2015 at 2:33 pm

      Oh remember at work when you had to change your password every 30 days. Yikes, that was tough. πŸ™‚

  19. July 14, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    Password hell is what that is! Hahaha. I would POed too!!!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • July 14, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Password hell. That's spot on honey. πŸ™‚

  20. July 14, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Passwords are a pain in butt! But hell you have to have the fricking things.

    • July 15, 2015 at 10:28 am

      They can be a pain in the butt for sure Ron. πŸ™‚

  21. July 15, 2015 at 5:29 am

    I let my pet rock pick passwords. No scammer or hacker can break a geologic password.

    • July 15, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Seymour is smarter than the average rock you know. πŸ™‚

  22. July 15, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Dear Sandee. Unfortunately, that sounds like most of our experiences with a computer!! xoxo Catherine

    • July 15, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Unfortunately. I've had my days too. πŸ™‚

  23. July 15, 2015 at 11:55 am

    I am L….O….L how funny this is, Ive done all this,talk about jumping through hoops.
    I use Robo Form now to remember all my passwords, if I should and do forget, to many Birthdays!!

    Thanks for sharing on The Oh My Heartsie Girls ww this week!
    Hope you have a happy week!
    Karren

    • July 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      I just checked that site out. Kind of scares me to have my passwords with someone else. Great idea outside of that. πŸ™‚

  24. July 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    With some systems, there are no easy passwords.

    • July 15, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      I've got a couple of banks that drive me crazy. You have to have his many letters, and this many in uppercase and this many numbers. Drives me crazy. πŸ™‚

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