Holy Email

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on… So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.’ So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, ‘Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.’

God was not pleased. So HE decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Image Credit: Bright Work Web

  54 comments for “Holy Email

  1. Ann
    July 2, 2015 at 1:40 am

    Must be God doesn't have my current email address…..lol

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:55 am

      That could be Ann. πŸ™‚

  2. July 2, 2015 at 2:52 am

    I got one, it simply said, "well done." – LOL

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Well, I'm not surprised you got one. πŸ™‚

  3. July 2, 2015 at 2:59 am

    hahaha!! refreshing my browser-probably will get it later, bad internet connection -LOL

    Happy day my dear!

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:56 am

      You'll get one Rocks. Yes you will. πŸ™‚

  4. July 2, 2015 at 3:53 am

    LMAO nope i am still waiting =))

    Have a patiencetastic day Sandee πŸ™‚

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:56 am

      We can wait together Steve. πŸ™‚

  5. July 2, 2015 at 3:58 am

    I am certain it is lost in the internet somewhere! No misbehaving in our rainy world.

    Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:57 am

      I'm sure you'll get one too honey. πŸ™‚

  6. July 2, 2015 at 4:15 am

    He must not have had my email. Oh well we can't all be good. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:57 am

      This is true Marg, we can't all be good. πŸ™‚

  7. July 2, 2015 at 5:09 am

    I'm still waiting for the email. I know it will be there soon. Oh yes it will be there. Oh shucks, I know what % I was in.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. Try to be cool. I know that you guys must be just stifling in the heat. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:58 am

      I'm in the same percentage as you Paul. πŸ™‚

  8. July 2, 2015 at 5:15 am

    I'm afraid that the numbers are worse than we think. "…as it is written, there is none righteous, not even one." Romans 3:10. Just sayin'.

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:58 am

      You're right Driller. I did think this was cute though. πŸ™‚

  9. July 2, 2015 at 5:24 am

    Ain't no misbehaving goin' on here… Does he need Miss Bee's email address? lol.

    Have a lovely day! xoxo

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:59 am

      I wonder if Miss Bee got one? I'm not thinking she did. Good for her. πŸ™‚

  10. July 2, 2015 at 5:48 am

    Must have gone into Spam…
    Have a great day!

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:59 am

      That's a good excuse for not getting one. πŸ™‚

  11. July 2, 2015 at 6:25 am

    Bwah!!!!! Nor did I!!!!!! xoxo

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one and I'm in some great company too. πŸ™‚

  12. July 2, 2015 at 7:43 am

    I didn't either, but I've gotten many from rich Nigerians offering to make me rich as well.

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:00 am

      I got one of those this morning. I deleted it of course. πŸ™‚

  13. July 2, 2015 at 8:02 am

    So far didn't receive any holy email but there are many offering to bank in big sum of money into my bank account…lol!

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:00 am

      You get those too. Don't we all. πŸ™‚

  14. July 2, 2015 at 8:44 am

    I won't share the contents.

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:00 am

      It's probably best that way. πŸ™‚

  15. July 2, 2015 at 9:57 am

    Heeheehee! It's okay, i'll ask my mother, i KNOW she got one!

    • July 2, 2015 at 10:15 am

      If not, God is in DEEP doo doo.

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:01 am

      But will she tell you the contents messymimi? πŸ™‚

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:01 am

      You have that right Kismet. πŸ™‚

  16. July 2, 2015 at 10:22 am

    oh hahahah snort…I read this to Russell and he did not get the email either! That's what we get for changing ours I guess….thanks for the giggles! Stay cool and big hugs to all!

    • July 2, 2015 at 11:01 am

      I snorted when I read this too. Had me hook, line and sinker. πŸ™‚

  17. July 2, 2015 at 11:35 am

    I have to go check my email again. Sometimes things get deleted amongst the huge amounts of junk. πŸ˜‰

    • July 2, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      I'm sure you have one somewhere Rose. I'm sure. πŸ™‚

  18. July 2, 2015 at 11:46 am

    My pet rock got one…I didn't. Dang…

    • July 2, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      Seymour got one? Really. Our Seymour? I'm shocked. πŸ™‚

  19. July 2, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    That's really cute.

  20. July 2, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    Too funny!!! πŸ™‚

    • July 3, 2015 at 11:30 am

      I thought so too Linda. πŸ™‚

  21. July 2, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    Dear Sandee, I thought that was adorable!! By the way I did not get one either. lol
    Blessings dear. xoxo Catherine

    • July 3, 2015 at 11:30 am

      And if any of my readers deserved to get that email it was you. πŸ™‚

  22. July 2, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    I'm with the hopeless 95%…coffee is on

    • July 3, 2015 at 11:31 am

      I'll be right over to join you for coffee. πŸ™‚

  23. July 3, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Hehehe this made me laugh…I didn't get one either πŸ˜‰

    Hey. As they say. YOLO! ;D

    Have a happy 4th Sandee! ^_^

    Toodles,
    Tammy<3

    • July 3, 2015 at 11:31 am

      Well your mom sure should have. Don't you agree?

      Happy 4th too Tammy. πŸ™‚

  24. July 3, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    It was secret.

    • July 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm

      Yep, nobody will tell the rest of us what it said. πŸ™‚

  25. July 3, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    I read this out to Michelle & when I asked the question she didn't know what the email said either.

    • July 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      But you know right. I'm sure you do. πŸ™‚

  26. July 3, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    well i'm miss-bee-havin' some days but not all of them so that should count for something!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

    • July 4, 2015 at 6:14 am

      I don't think you're misbeehavin all that much. πŸ™‚

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