Senior Computer Skills

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: ‘No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.’
Tech support: ‘Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.’
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: ‘P’…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Sales Stores

  38 comments for “Senior Computer Skills

  1. June 27, 2015 at 12:21 am

    LOL! Too funny!

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:16 am

      Every one and more have happened too. πŸ™‚

  2. June 27, 2015 at 12:22 am

    har! As long as I have been using Windows you would thing I'd memorized all of the keyboard shortcuts. But then I remember one of my favorite Quotes ever from one of the smartest people ever to live:

    β€œI don't need to know everything, I just need to know where to find it, when I need it."
    ― Albert Einstein

    Have yourself a fabulous day! xoxo

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:17 am

      I agree with that quote. I feel the same way. πŸ™‚

  3. June 27, 2015 at 4:07 am

    Funny =))

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:17 am

      You two have a woof woof day. My best to your mom. πŸ™‚

  4. June 27, 2015 at 4:10 am

    These are the greatest. It sure did make me laugh out loud again. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have yourselves a fantastic day.

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:17 am

      I love to make you laugh out loud Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. June 27, 2015 at 4:16 am

    my screen saver does the same thing. I wonder if I should call tech support to find out why….lol

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:18 am

      No, don't call. Let Gibbs do the calling. πŸ™‚

  6. June 27, 2015 at 4:18 am

    LOL hilarious but I do feel a bit sorry for Bob :-SS

    Have a PCtastic day Sandee d-)

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:18 am

      Yes, Bob was the very best one. πŸ™‚

  7. June 27, 2015 at 6:19 am

    What's a screen saver? Ha,ha,ha. I would never want to be a Tech support. I would go crazy with people like meHa,ha,ha.
    Have a fantastic Saturday Sandee. It has been raining all night long and I'm trying to send this rain to you but it's so darn hard. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Me either. Hard job when you're talking with folks all day that can't talk computer talk. πŸ™‚

  8. June 27, 2015 at 7:47 am

    Some people are dangerous — to tech support's sanity! Heeheehee!

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Very, very true. πŸ™‚

  9. June 27, 2015 at 8:38 am

    It works the other way also. I got a call from "Microsoft Tech Support" and the man with the Indian accent informed me that Microsoft noticed strange things coming out of my machine. I asked if it were in the Windows registry. "Yes, yes that's what it is". I told him (the truth) that I don't use Microsoft products and don't have a Windows registry and that I use Linux. "What's that?". I supposed he's never heard of Apple either.

    Watch out for those calls, they're scams.

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Oh the scams are rampant aren't they. That's a good one. πŸ™‚

  10. June 27, 2015 at 10:14 am

    LOL!!! How do I get the circle around the a? Hilarious! πŸ™‚

    • June 27, 2015 at 10:20 am

      Yep, he needs a lesson of his keyboard. πŸ™‚

  11. June 27, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    I worked in tech support, so I have stories! Perhaps the funniest was the time one of my co-workers went to a user's desk and told her to press F8. She kept pushing the F key, then the 8 key!

    • June 27, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      Good grief Stephanie. That's a good one. πŸ™‚

  12. June 27, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    once again these were written for my husband lol! Have a great weekend!

    • June 27, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      I know one person that doesn't even know how to turn on a computer and he doesn't care either. πŸ™‚

  13. June 27, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    oh bwa hahahah good giggles! Have a cool day in the shade!

    • June 27, 2015 at 1:06 pm

      You a lot hotter up there than we are down here. πŸ™‚

  14. June 27, 2015 at 2:39 pm

    Dear Sandee, I understand completely! xoxo Catherine

    • June 27, 2015 at 2:53 pm

      I remember when I first started out. I was stressed out most of the time. πŸ™‚

  15. June 27, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    There are idiots amongst us…oh yeah, you already knew that! Hahaha

    Big hugs from rainy nawth jawjah, honey…

    • June 27, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      There are too many idiots among us. Way, way too many. πŸ™‚

  16. June 27, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    Reminds me of some conversations I had with dad when he was learning to use the computer. Lol!

    • June 28, 2015 at 6:48 am

      Yep, I get that. Some of the older folks just don't get technology. πŸ™‚

  17. June 28, 2015 at 8:45 am

    Bob doesn't realize how fun it is…

    • June 28, 2015 at 11:50 am

      So you're done this then. πŸ™‚

  18. July 1, 2015 at 3:52 am

    That last one is so funny. the others are good too, but the last one I had to read out loud to the family. Thanks for the laughs.

    • July 1, 2015 at 9:27 am

      Well, I can see that last one happening. I really can. πŸ™‚

  19. July 3, 2015 at 8:30 am

    Sandee,

    Thanks for the laughs. Have featured this post on today's Eyes and Ears. Hope many new people find Comedy Plus.

    With kind thoughts,
    Alec

    • July 3, 2015 at 8:47 am

      Thanks Alec. I so appreciate the mention. πŸ™‚

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