Silly Sunday

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Thirty Three Years, 2 Months and 8 Days:

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied: “I didn’t recognize you!”

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Blogitudes
4. BFDude
5. messymimi
6. Agent 54
7. Woodsterman
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. GiGi
10. Mail4Rosey
11. Nancy Chan
12. Barb
13. Ann
14. Margs Animals
15. Jean R.
16. Traveling Bells
17. Kathe W.
18. Kismet
19. Cranky
20. Michelle
21. Laika
22. Jen
23. Stephanie
24. Linda
25. Rhonda
26. Cube
27. Sarah
28. Binky

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  50 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. June 21, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Ha, that much surgery surely could make folks look entirely different. πŸ˜‰

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:00 am

      Yep, it sure can. πŸ™‚

  2. June 21, 2015 at 1:27 am

    LOL it was the teeth whitening she would have been recognised if she could have just resisted that ring of confidence gleam

    Have a faceliftlesstastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:00 am

      Could be true Steve. We'll probably never know. πŸ™‚

  3. June 21, 2015 at 1:28 am

    Lol! All the surgery and make up have all gone to waste!

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:01 am

      Yes it was a waste. πŸ™‚

  4. June 21, 2015 at 1:48 am

    Well bugger… She didn't even get to take it out for a spin first? :(( hahahaha!

    Happy Sundee, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:01 am

      That's wrong on so many levels too. πŸ™‚

  5. Ann
    June 21, 2015 at 2:03 am

    aw that's a shame that she spent the last days of her life in a hospital…lol

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:01 am

      That too Ann. Not a good way. πŸ™‚

  6. June 21, 2015 at 4:24 am

    That is terrific. Too funny. A good lesson for all of us.Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:02 am

      Very ironic isn't it Marg. You have a fantastic day too. πŸ™‚

  7. June 21, 2015 at 5:21 am

    Another laugh-out-loud story. I so admire people who can write things like this.

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:02 am

      I so admire them too Jean. πŸ™‚

  8. June 21, 2015 at 5:39 am

    She must have been a ditzy blonde. Had to be. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya my good friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:02 am

      Perhaps Paul. You're probably right. πŸ™‚

  9. June 21, 2015 at 6:28 am

    All that pain and no fun. Bugger. Good one!

    Big hugs from hawt nawth Jawjah, honey…

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:03 am

      Yep, she should have told God what she was going to do. πŸ™‚

  10. June 21, 2015 at 7:03 am

    just goes to show you that it's better to accept what happens as time goes on…..silly woman! Have a great day-!

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:03 am

      Yep, it is what it is isn't it. πŸ™‚

  11. June 21, 2015 at 7:18 am

    To quote the movie "Some like it Hot",

    "Nobody's Perfect".

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:04 am

      This is true Kismet. πŸ™‚

  12. June 21, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Don't mess with God!

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:04 am

      Ever. I agree Joe. πŸ™‚

  13. June 21, 2015 at 7:43 am

    Oh My! This one made me laugh. But, there is also a bit of irony, too.

    xoxo

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:04 am

      A lot of irony if you ask me. πŸ™‚

  14. June 21, 2015 at 8:06 am

    That's why I don't color my beard.

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:04 am

      Good idea Tim. πŸ™‚

  15. June 21, 2015 at 8:15 am

    Poor lady LOL :((

    Wags from Laika & Vaks.

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:05 am

      Scritches to Laika and Vaks. πŸ™‚

  16. June 21, 2015 at 8:25 am

    Didn't recognize her. LOL. Love it! Thanks Sandee! Hope you're having an excellent weekend! πŸ˜€

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:05 am

      We're on our boat and it's not blazing hot today. It's a great weekend. πŸ™‚

  17. June 21, 2015 at 8:29 am

    Ah, irony in it's finest! Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off right. Have a great one yourself!

    • June 21, 2015 at 10:05 am

      Have a great day Jen. πŸ™‚

  18. June 21, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    Heeheehee! He must have thought she looked fine the way she was!

    • June 22, 2015 at 10:38 am

      Sometimes you need to just be yourself. πŸ™‚

  19. June 21, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    Haha! Yet another reason not to have plastic surgery.

    • June 22, 2015 at 10:39 am

      Well, when you''re young all is good. A little touch up doesn't hurt when you're older. πŸ™‚

  20. June 21, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Oh………….LOL!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • June 22, 2015 at 10:39 am

      Pretty messy indeed. πŸ™‚

  21. June 22, 2015 at 3:26 am

    Must be some great doctors in that hospital. LOL.

    • June 22, 2015 at 10:40 am

      Mostly you look the same only younger. Appears not to be the case here. πŸ™‚

  22. June 22, 2015 at 7:30 am

    Ha! A cautionary tale for moderation.

  23. June 22, 2015 at 8:06 am

    That was a great one. Reminds me a little of Joan Rivers. c-)

    • June 22, 2015 at 10:41 am

      Yep, she had a great surgeon right to the end. πŸ™‚

  24. June 22, 2015 at 1:17 pm

    Haha, bet she didn't like that!

    • June 22, 2015 at 3:25 pm

      Not one bit Sarah. πŸ™‚

  25. June 22, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    Too much of a good thing I guess.

    • June 22, 2015 at 3:26 pm

      Way too much of a good thing. πŸ™‚

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