A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’, he replies.

‘Put them back, it’s a waste of money’, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it’s half the price.’


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  50 comments for “Wal-Mart

  1. June 18, 2015 at 12:53 am

    hahahaha!!! We (wives) always win don't we?
    Have a nice day Sandee!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:45 am

      Well, we may not really win, but they let us and that works. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. June 18, 2015 at 2:16 am

    ha! He does have a valid point. Once in a row. :))

    Have a funtabuous day! xoxo

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:46 am

      Yes he does. You have a funtabulous day too. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. June 18, 2015 at 2:37 am

    I don't think I would wanna upset her LOL

    Have a facecreamtastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:46 am

      You're a wise man, but I've always known that about you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. LAC
    June 18, 2015 at 3:57 am

    Oh that is EXACTLY something my hubby would say, except he doesn't drink. Lol.

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:46 am

      Bless his heart. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. June 18, 2015 at 4:11 am

    He he he :))

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:46 am

      I thought so too. I hope dad gets well soon. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. June 18, 2015 at 5:11 am

    smart reply!
    have a great day!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Smart and painful. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. June 18, 2015 at 5:23 am


    • June 18, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Haha indeed Bearman. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. June 18, 2015 at 5:42 am

    How true that is for many. LOL

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Yes indeed Jean, for many. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. June 18, 2015 at 5:42 am

    Good one Sandee. That made me laugh out loud. You and Zane and Little Bit have a super duper day.

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:48 am

      They were both being naughty if you ask me. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. June 18, 2015 at 5:55 am

    Poor thang. He will be better in a day or two. Good one!

    Big hugs from hawt nawth jawjah, honey…

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:48 am

      That wasn't very nice was it. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. June 18, 2015 at 6:02 am

    LOL!!!! Oh, my….hilarious! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:48 am

      Hilarious and painful. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. June 18, 2015 at 6:10 am

    Oh my, I would never want to upset my wife like that. Maybe he should put that face cream on his face. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a face full of cream Thursday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:49 am

      You wouldn't think of upsetting your wife at all. ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. June 18, 2015 at 6:21 am

    Ha ha..quite a common thing with most husbands and wives during their shopping trip!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Yes, I've heard some things similar while shopping. Then the fight broke out. ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. June 18, 2015 at 6:45 am

    Putting a new twist on an old scenario never fails. Good one!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:50 am

      Yep, you got to change them up now and then. ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. June 18, 2015 at 7:16 am

    I too, have noticed that booze is often the best beauty cream! Good one Sandee!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:50 am

      It works for us gals too Ron. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. June 18, 2015 at 7:50 am

    The indent in his forehead will heal in time ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:50 am

      I agree Mike. Hey to Seymour. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. June 18, 2015 at 9:35 am

    giggle, chortle, snort……excellent laugh for today! Have a terrific day! Big hugs to all 3 of you!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

      Russell would never do this to you and you'd let him have the beer as long as he shared them with you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. June 18, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Those 24 cans will also help dull the pain that she is about to inflict on him.

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

      I agree with you on this one. ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. June 18, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Heeheehee! Sometimes you've got to know when to be quiet!

    • June 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

      And it's hard to keep those lips shut at times. ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. June 18, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    Not only is the beer cheaper but if he drinks enough of it at one time he'll pass out and she won't have to listen to him for a while….lol

    • June 18, 2015 at 3:08 pm

      There's a thought. Bless his heart. ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. June 18, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    Beauty is in the eye of the boozeholder.

  22. June 18, 2015 at 7:51 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Another one of those great "I didn't see that coming" jokes. My dad would have loved that one!

    • June 19, 2015 at 7:07 am

      I love these kinds of jokes, but I rather on the demented side. ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. June 19, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    If it takes 24 cans, she has a problem.

    • June 20, 2015 at 11:25 am

      I agree Binky. ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. June 22, 2015 at 7:24 am

    Ouch. Looks like he's going to be pulling some couch time for a while.

    • June 23, 2015 at 6:09 am

      For a long while. ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. June 25, 2015 at 2:44 am

    Mean, but really funny.

    • August 30, 2015 at 6:59 am

      Yes mean, but funny. ๐Ÿ™‚

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