Rowdy Drunks

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!”

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, “Was that cross enough?

Hat tip: Weezie
Image Credit: The Omen Wiki

  48 comments for “Rowdy Drunks

  1. June 11, 2015 at 1:00 am

    That was just about right. ;))

    bahahahaha!

    xoxo

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:12 am

      I thought so too Barb. 🙂

  2. June 11, 2015 at 1:40 am

    LMAO brilliant response hahah!
    Have a habittastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:12 am

      Don't mess with nuns. 🙂

  3. LAC
    June 11, 2015 at 3:38 am

    Hahahahaha! Love it. Sisters are people, too!

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:12 am

      Yes they are Lisa, yes they are. 🙂

  4. June 11, 2015 at 4:37 am

    Well done Sister. That is telling them. That is just pretty darn funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Thursday.

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:12 am

      She did it very well I thought. 🙂

  5. June 11, 2015 at 4:46 am

    Can I unsee that? LOL

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:12 am

      I don't think so. It's out of the bag now. 🙂

  6. June 11, 2015 at 5:47 am

    love it! Have a great day and lots of scrtches for LB!

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:13 am

      You have a great day too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂

  7. June 11, 2015 at 5:54 am

    Haha, I think she got that right! The little wankers.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:13 am

      The little wankers is right. 🙂

  8. June 11, 2015 at 6:01 am

    I'd hate to see that nun when she's drunk. What a tough broad, sorry sister. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Thursday Sandee. I'm praying for rain, rain for you not me. I've had enough around here. Even the lawns are putting up the white flag. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my great friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:14 am

      We aren't going to get rain until this coming fall. It is what it is, but thanks for the great wishes. 🙂

  9. June 11, 2015 at 6:23 am

    Well said Sister.
    Have a great Thursday!

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:14 am

      Very well said. You have a great Thursday too. 🙂

  10. June 11, 2015 at 7:18 am

    That'll work!

  11. June 11, 2015 at 7:35 am

    Thank goodness I only went to Catholic school for one year.

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:15 am

      Those sisters could be quite mean I hear. 🙂

    • June 11, 2015 at 9:50 am

      During that year, I was hit with a ruler for my posture, and my worst offense, spinning with another girl in the streets of NY. OMG!!!!

    • June 11, 2015 at 10:00 am

      I had a fourth grade teacher that liked that ruler and cracking my knuckles and it wasn't even a catholic school. 🙂

  12. June 11, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Haha, this reminds me of the audio of a bunch of church ladies who were waiting at a light. Some guy was being rather rude, so they got out of their car and beat him with their purses and bibles. It was hilarious!

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:15 am

      I would have loved to have seen that Jen. I think you would have too. 🙂

  13. June 11, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Different meanings for the same sounds leads to jokes.

    • June 11, 2015 at 8:15 am

      It does indeed Kismet. 🙂

  14. June 11, 2015 at 9:40 am

    Definitely cross enough! LOL! 🙂

    • June 11, 2015 at 10:00 am

      I thought she did a find job at being cross. 🙂

  15. June 11, 2015 at 11:52 am

    Another girl in our class was bashing another girl's head into the NYC sidewalk, but the sniper nun caught us spinning around. I had to bring home a letter of 'disapproval' from Sister Pauline for my dad to sigh and he couldn't believe I was in trouble for spinning. We actually had to show him what spinning was. He thought it was ridiculous.

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:10 am

      I'm telling you sometimes what needs attention doesn't even get noticed and what should even be noticed is. It's silly. 🙂

  16. June 11, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    I'm laughing like crazy here and Gibbs is looking at me like I've lost it

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:10 am

      Gibbs better get used to mom. You and I are much alike. 🙂

  17. June 11, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    Heeheehee! Yes! It probably was!

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:10 am

      I'm pretty sure it was. 🙂

  18. June 11, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    Being Catholic and having two nuns in my family, this made me laugh out loud!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!!

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:11 am

      I thought you'd get a kick out of this. Nuns have a great sense of humor. 🙂

  19. June 11, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    Can I get an amen sista! LOL hugzzzzzzzzzzz!! xoxoxo 🙂

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:11 am

      Amen sista. Have a fabulous day too honey. Big hugs and tons of love. ♥♥♥

  20. June 11, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    Nuns can be scary!

    • June 12, 2015 at 8:11 am

      Yes they can, and they can be lots of fun too. 🙂

  21. June 12, 2015 at 9:38 am

    Crosser than most.

    • June 14, 2015 at 2:58 pm

      She did that very well. 🙂

  22. June 12, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Yup, that's a nun!

  23. June 15, 2015 at 1:36 am

    OMG – I am laughing so hard it hurts. Funniest thing I have read in years. Thanks Sandee.

    • June 15, 2015 at 7:48 am

      I'm glad you got a kick out of this Rhonda. 🙂

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