Peaches

A Southern good-old-boy was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”

He nodded his head and said, “Yes ma’am,” and a little tear ran from his eye .

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?”

The Southern good-old-boy said, “Yes,” and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, “Are they as fuzzy as this?”

He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying. The lady asked, “Why on earth are you crying?”

Drying his eyes he replied, “The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches.”

Hat tip: Roche the pet rock

Image Credit: Saucy Sprinkles

  42 comments for “Peaches

  1. June 4, 2015 at 3:00 am

    hahaha He knows his weakness. πŸ˜‰

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:57 am

      Yes he does Rose, yes he does. πŸ™‚

  2. June 4, 2015 at 4:05 am

    Men… so easy. hahaha!

    Have a terrific day hon. xoxo

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:57 am

      They are for the most part indeed. Love you. πŸ™‚

  3. June 4, 2015 at 4:23 am

    LOL I will think of this every time i see peaches now haha!
    Have a fruitytastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:57 am

      Good and it will make you smile. πŸ™‚

  4. June 4, 2015 at 5:12 am

    That is a good one. Made me smile. Sandee, you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit.

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:57 am

      Good Marg, smiling is a good thing. πŸ™‚

  5. June 4, 2015 at 5:14 am

    She too knows his weakness!
    Have a great day!

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:58 am

      Yes she does and she's exploiting it to beat the band. πŸ™‚

  6. June 4, 2015 at 5:36 am

    I need to buy some peaches. Ha,ha,ha. Have a sweet, firm, pink and fuzzy Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:58 am

      Thanks Paul. You have a great day too my friend. πŸ™‚

  7. June 4, 2015 at 5:37 am

    Bwwwah!!! Have a great day! xoxo

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:58 am

      You too Caren. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. πŸ™‚

  8. June 4, 2015 at 5:52 am

    I'm still laughing, sez one who just bought a nice bag of peaches…from a fruit market.

    Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:59 am

      Are you going to smile every time you look at those peaches? πŸ™‚

  9. June 4, 2015 at 5:56 am

    In future, when I look at peaches I will remember your joke!

    • June 4, 2015 at 7:59 am

      Good. I'm glad I can offer you some entertainment. πŸ™‚

  10. June 4, 2015 at 8:13 am

    A Southern boy would have felt how firm and fuzzy things were and then said that his peaches were firmer and fuzzier and "no deal".

    • June 4, 2015 at 10:34 am

      You're probably right. Those southern boys are way smarter than we give them credit. πŸ™‚

  11. June 4, 2015 at 8:27 am

    hee hee hee……I know a few blokes who'd looove to sell melons!

    • June 4, 2015 at 10:40 am

      You crack me up Helena. πŸ™‚

  12. June 4, 2015 at 8:45 am

    hahaha Have a peach of a day!

    • June 4, 2015 at 10:45 am

      You too Kathe, you too. Scritches to Miss Lucy. πŸ™‚

  13. June 4, 2015 at 9:11 am

    Poor guy!

    • June 4, 2015 at 10:46 am

      Well, he's getting something better than money right? πŸ™‚

  14. June 4, 2015 at 9:15 am

    Poor guy . . . . c-)

    • June 4, 2015 at 10:46 am

      You'd be smiling and giving up that box of peaches in a heartbeat Odie. πŸ™‚

  15. June 4, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    well isn't that just peachy πŸ™‚

    • June 4, 2015 at 3:18 pm

      For the both of them actually. πŸ™‚

  16. June 4, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    Poor guy!

    • June 4, 2015 at 3:18 pm

      Money or her…I'm thinking he's doing just fine. πŸ™‚

  17. June 4, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    LOL :))

    • June 4, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      Pretty much what I said too. πŸ™‚

  18. June 4, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    Oh, my! LOL!

    • June 5, 2015 at 6:13 am

      Oh my and then some. πŸ™‚

  19. June 4, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    Damn reminds me of my days, as a young man, selling insurance to lonely house wives in the morning when their better halves were at work.

    • June 5, 2015 at 6:14 am

      Eye candy in some cases I'm sure. πŸ™‚

  20. June 4, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    OHHHH Poor Baby!!!!! ha ha ha!

    • June 5, 2015 at 6:14 am

      Well, he still got something for those peaches. πŸ™‚

  21. June 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    Farmers never win.

    • June 6, 2015 at 6:39 am

      I'll have to agree here. πŸ™‚

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