Retirement

Thoughts of a Retiree’s Wandering Mind…

I had amnesia once — maybe twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it meβ€” or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Image Credit: Zazzle

  44 comments for “Retirement

  1. June 2, 2015 2:06 am at 2:06 am

    I liked all those especially
    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
    I never thought of it in that way it's so true heheh!
    Have a thoughttastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 2, 2015 9:20 am at 9:20 am

      Well, they should be free if they are free. πŸ™‚

  2. June 2, 2015 2:35 am at 2:35 am

    Once I thought I made a mistake, but as it turns out I was mistaken. πŸ˜€

    Have a fantastical day hon! x0x0

    • June 2, 2015 9:20 am at 9:20 am

      I'm sure you were mistaken. πŸ™‚

  3. June 2, 2015 5:02 am at 5:02 am

    Exactly.. All gifts ARE free! Lol..

    • June 2, 2015 9:21 am at 9:21 am

      And you shouldn't have to be reminded of the free part. πŸ™‚

  4. June 2, 2015 5:16 am at 5:16 am

    Oh my COD, those are hysterical. Love the one about Men should be the ones riding side saddle BUT they are all just great. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • June 2, 2015 9:21 am at 9:21 am

      Yes, that's a good one Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. June 2, 2015 5:24 am at 5:24 am

    I wen to San Francisco once. I didn't like the experience, so I brought me and my heart back home where it belongs. Have a blessed day.

    • June 2, 2015 9:21 am at 9:21 am

      Good plan my friend. πŸ™‚

  6. June 2, 2015 5:31 am at 5:31 am

    " Sidesaddle "! I can't even get on a horse period. It's to high. Have a great thoughtful Tuesday Sandee. My, how great your brain works early in the morning. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 2, 2015 9:22 am at 9:22 am

      I used to ride horses in my younger years. Great fun. πŸ™‚

  7. June 2, 2015 5:32 am at 5:32 am

    I love questions like these. Fun post. Thanks.

    • June 2, 2015 9:22 am at 9:22 am

      Well, us old people ponder a lot of stuff. πŸ™‚

  8. June 2, 2015 6:18 am at 6:18 am

    so funny! Happy Day to you!

    • June 2, 2015 9:22 am at 9:22 am

      Thanks honey and enjoy your trip. πŸ™‚

  9. June 2, 2015 7:17 am at 7:17 am

    A "free gift" is one that's been regifted.

    • June 2, 2015 9:23 am at 9:23 am

      There you go. πŸ™‚

  10. June 2, 2015 7:38 am at 7:38 am

    Oh my, there were some laugh-out-loud ones in here. I especially liked the ones about the side-saddle and the merging in traffic.

    • June 2, 2015 9:23 am at 9:23 am

      We older folks do wonder about so many things. πŸ™‚

  11. June 2, 2015 8:01 am at 8:01 am

    I am not sure which one is my favorite! They are all really funny. Good way to start the day πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 9:24 am at 9:24 am

      Glad you're off to a great start of the day. πŸ™‚

  12. June 2, 2015 8:19 am at 8:19 am

    These are fantastic, Sandee, thank you so much for sharing!!! Thanks, as well, for your kindness in adding my link to your Monday post, I truly appreciate it. Hope your day and week go well! πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 9:24 am at 9:24 am

      You're most welcome Linda. You have a fabulous day and week too. πŸ™‚

  13. June 2, 2015 12:21 pm at 12:21 pm

    So that's what varies – it's been my height all along, not my weight! lol Funny list – thanks for the laughs!!!

    • June 2, 2015 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm

      I need to be taller too. Amazing how that works. πŸ™‚

  14. June 2, 2015 1:08 pm at 1:08 pm

    Dear Sandee, These were adorable!! I love the Buffalo wings! actually, they were all good.
    Have a great day! xoxo Catherine

    • June 2, 2015 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm

      Yes buffalo wings do taste like chicken because they are chicken. πŸ™‚

  15. June 2, 2015 1:27 pm at 1:27 pm

    I totally agree with wanting a chance to find out if money can't buy happiness πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm

      It sure does make life easier Ann. Much easier. πŸ™‚

  16. June 2, 2015 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm

    I liked them all, but I really want to test the one about money not buying happiness. I know money can pay my bills and that would make me happy. Come on lottery.

    • June 2, 2015 2:20 pm at 2:20 pm

      I think most of us would like to test that one out. πŸ™‚

  17. June 2, 2015 2:48 pm at 2:48 pm

    Heeheehee! If i say that it's you, will it make you crazier?

    • June 2, 2015 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm

      I don't this it's possible for me to be any crazier. πŸ™‚

  18. June 2, 2015 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm

    That's some good stuff there! Hope you've had a great day.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • June 2, 2015 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm

      You can read about my day tomorrow. You'll laugh. πŸ™‚

  19. June 2, 2015 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm

    Hee hee! Those made me giggle!

    Hope you had a wonderful day Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • June 2, 2015 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm

      Everything makes you giggle. Angel told me that. πŸ™‚

  20. June 2, 2015 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm

    If you found a heart while you were in San Francisco, I suppose the first thing you'd do is scream…then call the police!

    • June 2, 2015 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm

      Well you're right. πŸ™‚

  21. June 2, 2015 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm

    Hey, that side saddle one makes absolute sense

    • June 3, 2015 5:26 am at 5:26 am

      It does doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  22. June 3, 2015 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm

    It's hard to be decisive about indecisiveness.

    • June 3, 2015 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm

      I know what you mean Binky. πŸ™‚

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