Retirement

Thoughts of a Retiree’s Wandering Mind…

I had amnesia once — maybe twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it meβ€” or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Image Credit: Zazzle

  44 comments for “Retirement

  1. June 2, 2015 at 2:06 am

    I liked all those especially
    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
    I never thought of it in that way it's so true heheh!
    Have a thoughttastic day Sandee :-h

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:20 am

      Well, they should be free if they are free. πŸ™‚

  2. June 2, 2015 at 2:35 am

    Once I thought I made a mistake, but as it turns out I was mistaken. πŸ˜€

    Have a fantastical day hon! x0x0

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:20 am

      I'm sure you were mistaken. πŸ™‚

  3. June 2, 2015 at 5:02 am

    Exactly.. All gifts ARE free! Lol..

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:21 am

      And you shouldn't have to be reminded of the free part. πŸ™‚

  4. June 2, 2015 at 5:16 am

    Oh my COD, those are hysterical. Love the one about Men should be the ones riding side saddle BUT they are all just great. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:21 am

      Yes, that's a good one Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. June 2, 2015 at 5:24 am

    I wen to San Francisco once. I didn't like the experience, so I brought me and my heart back home where it belongs. Have a blessed day.

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:21 am

      Good plan my friend. πŸ™‚

  6. June 2, 2015 at 5:31 am

    " Sidesaddle "! I can't even get on a horse period. It's to high. Have a great thoughtful Tuesday Sandee. My, how great your brain works early in the morning. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:22 am

      I used to ride horses in my younger years. Great fun. πŸ™‚

  7. June 2, 2015 at 5:32 am

    I love questions like these. Fun post. Thanks.

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:22 am

      Well, us old people ponder a lot of stuff. πŸ™‚

  8. June 2, 2015 at 6:18 am

    so funny! Happy Day to you!

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:22 am

      Thanks honey and enjoy your trip. πŸ™‚

  9. June 2, 2015 at 7:17 am

    A "free gift" is one that's been regifted.

  10. June 2, 2015 at 7:38 am

    Oh my, there were some laugh-out-loud ones in here. I especially liked the ones about the side-saddle and the merging in traffic.

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:23 am

      We older folks do wonder about so many things. πŸ™‚

  11. June 2, 2015 at 8:01 am

    I am not sure which one is my favorite! They are all really funny. Good way to start the day πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:24 am

      Glad you're off to a great start of the day. πŸ™‚

  12. June 2, 2015 at 8:19 am

    These are fantastic, Sandee, thank you so much for sharing!!! Thanks, as well, for your kindness in adding my link to your Monday post, I truly appreciate it. Hope your day and week go well! πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 at 9:24 am

      You're most welcome Linda. You have a fabulous day and week too. πŸ™‚

  13. June 2, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    So that's what varies – it's been my height all along, not my weight! lol Funny list – thanks for the laughs!!!

    • June 2, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      I need to be taller too. Amazing how that works. πŸ™‚

  14. June 2, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    Dear Sandee, These were adorable!! I love the Buffalo wings! actually, they were all good.
    Have a great day! xoxo Catherine

    • June 2, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      Yes buffalo wings do taste like chicken because they are chicken. πŸ™‚

  15. June 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    I totally agree with wanting a chance to find out if money can't buy happiness πŸ™‚

    • June 2, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      It sure does make life easier Ann. Much easier. πŸ™‚

  16. June 2, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    I liked them all, but I really want to test the one about money not buying happiness. I know money can pay my bills and that would make me happy. Come on lottery.

    • June 2, 2015 at 2:20 pm

      I think most of us would like to test that one out. πŸ™‚

  17. June 2, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    Heeheehee! If i say that it's you, will it make you crazier?

    • June 2, 2015 at 3:21 pm

      I don't this it's possible for me to be any crazier. πŸ™‚

  18. June 2, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    That's some good stuff there! Hope you've had a great day.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • June 2, 2015 at 3:21 pm

      You can read about my day tomorrow. You'll laugh. πŸ™‚

  19. June 2, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Hee hee! Those made me giggle!

    Hope you had a wonderful day Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • June 2, 2015 at 6:19 pm

      Everything makes you giggle. Angel told me that. πŸ™‚

  20. June 2, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    If you found a heart while you were in San Francisco, I suppose the first thing you'd do is scream…then call the police!

    • June 2, 2015 at 6:20 pm

      Well you're right. πŸ™‚

  21. June 2, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    Hey, that side saddle one makes absolute sense

    • June 3, 2015 at 5:26 am

      It does doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  22. June 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    It's hard to be decisive about indecisiveness.

    • June 3, 2015 at 5:41 pm

      I know what you mean Binky. πŸ™‚

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