Retirement

Thoughts of a Retiree’s Wandering Mind…

I had amnesia once — maybe twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it meβ€” or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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44 thoughts on “Retirement

  1. Marg says:

    Oh my COD, those are hysterical. Love the one about Men should be the ones riding side saddle BUT they are all just great. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    " Sidesaddle "! I can't even get on a horse period. It's to high. Have a great thoughtful Tuesday Sandee. My, how great your brain works early in the morning. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Linda says:

    These are fantastic, Sandee, thank you so much for sharing!!! Thanks, as well, for your kindness in adding my link to your Monday post, I truly appreciate it. Hope your day and week go well! πŸ™‚

  4. cube says:

    I liked them all, but I really want to test the one about money not buying happiness. I know money can pay my bills and that would make me happy. Come on lottery.

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