The Text

A guy texts his neighbor friend:

Dear Keith: I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.

I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.

The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: Damn, found a spelling error, I really should use spell check! That should be “WiFi”… Sorry!

Hat tip: Uncle Skip

Image Credit: App Advice

  38 comments for “The Text

  1. May 28, 2015 at 1:17 am

    holy crapinoli. where's autocorrect when you need it?

    big hugs xoxo

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:41 pm

      Pretty frightening isn't it. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    May 28, 2015 at 3:20 am

    Like Barb said, where's autocorrect. I was expecting the neighbor to text back and say don't worry I've been helping myself to your wife too

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      I didn't see this one coming. Not at all. πŸ™‚

  3. May 28, 2015 at 4:00 am

    LOL – so funny. Poor woman. No chance to explain.

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      Didn't even know why she was about to be killed. πŸ™‚

  4. May 28, 2015 at 4:52 am

    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Big whoops. You have a wonderful Thursday too. πŸ™‚

  5. May 28, 2015 at 6:01 am

    Spellchecker would have assumed that "wife" was the intended word. Oops!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Probably so. Unfortunately. πŸ™‚

  6. May 28, 2015 at 6:13 am


  7. May 28, 2015 at 7:05 am

    The story is unbelievable because you can't get that many characters in a text.

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      Well, it was funny. I wouldn't know because I don't text. πŸ™‚

  8. May 28, 2015 at 7:57 am

    oooopsy…..and spell check would not have worked anyhow! Have a perfectly spelled day!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      Probably not. Sometimes you have to ask some questions. πŸ™‚

  9. May 28, 2015 at 8:16 am

    I sooo didn't see that one coming. Oops!

    Have a spectacular day…as usual. Scritches to LB.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • May 28, 2015 at 9:11 am

      Well that was one huge mistake. That texting is for the birds. Pick up the phone and call. Sandee, you have a super day along with Zane and Little Bit.

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      I didn't see it coming either Sandy. πŸ™‚

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      I agree Marg. People will forget how to spell at some point. πŸ™‚

  10. May 28, 2015 at 9:27 am

    Uh oh. Talk about going off half-cocked. Sheesh, think before you murder.

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      Yes, think before you murder needlessly. πŸ™‚

  11. May 28, 2015 at 11:26 am

    We live in a new age and us dinosaurs are having a rough time!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Yes we do Ron, yes we do. πŸ™‚

  12. May 28, 2015 at 11:52 am

    Yikes. Shoot first and ask questions later?

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      That's what he did. πŸ™‚

  13. May 28, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Heeheehee! And Oops!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Big oops, but it's funny. πŸ™‚

  14. May 28, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    LOL!!! A definite Oops! πŸ™‚

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Yes, a definite oops. πŸ™‚

  15. May 28, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Slight mistake!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Perhaps a bit more than slight Binky. πŸ™‚

  16. May 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    Oh my! Talk about a spelling error gone bad! Yikes!

    • May 28, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Gone very, very badly. πŸ™‚

  17. May 28, 2015 at 6:48 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!

    • May 29, 2015 at 10:30 am

      What a mess this turned out to be. πŸ™‚

  18. May 30, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    Digital (age) error! WiFi is more than wife in this digital era.

    • May 31, 2015 at 8:23 am

      Yep, a huge digital age error. πŸ™‚

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