Why Did You Have To Die?

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Pacific Coast Memorials

  57 comments for “Why Did You Have To Die?

  1. May 14, 2015 at 2:08 am

    haha! Didn't see that one comin'. ;-D

    Have a wonderful day, hon. It's getting hot and steamy here… but not the way Miss Bee's world is getting steamy. It's just in the 90's here in the shade. hahahaha!

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:28 am

      I didn't either Barb. πŸ™‚

  2. May 14, 2015 at 4:51 am

    I'll bet there are MANY guys that feel that way, hahaha. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:29 am

      Probably honey. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  3. May 14, 2015 at 5:18 am

    Now that is very funny. Poor guy. Nothing he can do about it now.
    Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great great day.

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:29 am

      Well, perhaps he can get a divorce. πŸ™‚

  4. May 14, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Hehehe w-)

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:29 am

      I thought so too. πŸ™‚

  5. May 14, 2015 at 5:40 am

    That's not me. I just love my wife totally. I wouldn't know what to do without her. Maybe I'll ask her if she feels the same way. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:30 am

      You don't have a problem at all Paul. And thanks for letting me steal this joke. πŸ™‚

  6. May 14, 2015 at 6:36 am

    That seems to be an age old problem. c-)

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:30 am

      I sure does Odie. πŸ™‚

  7. May 14, 2015 at 6:48 am

    I could have swore I commented on this joke a few days ago. I'm going batty!

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:16 am

      You did read it the other day because I stole it from Paul at Mr. Cruiser's Notes. You're not going batty. πŸ™‚

  8. May 14, 2015 at 7:22 am

    The second hubby will see that it's the only way out and take it.

    • May 14, 2015 at 7:30 am

      Perhaps. That could happen. πŸ™‚

  9. May 14, 2015 at 8:01 am

    LOL would love to have seen the blokes face after he heard that haha!

    Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h

    • May 14, 2015 at 8:31 am

      Yep, me too Steve. πŸ™‚

  10. Joy
    May 14, 2015 at 8:24 am

    Ha Ha. Nice joke:)

  11. May 14, 2015 at 8:54 am

    I didn't see that one coming either.

    • May 14, 2015 at 8:57 am

      Those are the best ones because you just can't figure out how they'll end. πŸ™‚

  12. May 14, 2015 at 9:40 am

    Hahaha!! Oh my this is a good one. You find the best jokes to start my day off πŸ™‚

    Happy Thursday!

    • May 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      I steal most of them Jen, but thanks. πŸ™‚

  13. May 14, 2015 at 10:46 am

    I should have seen it coming, but you got me again.

    • May 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      Well, good for me. It's not easy putting one over on you. πŸ™‚

  14. May 14, 2015 at 10:51 am

    bwa hahah sick and twisted! hahahah Have a super day!

    • May 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      I am both sick and twisted. In a good sort of way though. πŸ™‚

  15. May 14, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Hahaha! Didn't see that one coming.

    • May 14, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      I love it when you don't see it coming. Makes it funnier. πŸ™‚

  16. May 14, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Heeheehee! He died because he wanted to, i'm sure!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:38 am

      Sometimes that's the only way out right. πŸ™‚

  17. May 14, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    LOL. I wonder if Wade would cry at my ex husbands grave

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:39 am

      I don't think so. I think he like you just fine. πŸ™‚

  18. May 14, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Hahaha! I didn't guess that one!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:39 am

      I didn't see this coming either. Happy Friday and scritches to the babies. πŸ™‚

  19. May 14, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    To punish you?

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:40 am

      Well it appears that way doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  20. May 14, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    I had to read that twice to get it and then laughed out loud!!!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:41 am

      I know I'm a bit sick and twisted, but I just can't help myself. πŸ™‚

  21. May 14, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    hahahaha!! wow! deeply mourning πŸ™‚

    Have a warm and super nice day my dearest!!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:41 am

      Very deep mourning.

      You have a warm and super day too honey. πŸ™‚

  22. May 14, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Good one Sandee, and true in some cases!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:42 am

      Yes indeed. Not in our cases, but some. πŸ™‚

  23. May 14, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    I didn't think of such a answer from him! Good one..

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:42 am

      Thanks, and thanks for visiting. πŸ™‚

  24. May 15, 2015 at 4:28 am

    Sounds like he needs to call a divorce lawyer!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:43 am

      I agree, life is too short to be miserable. πŸ™‚

  25. May 15, 2015 at 6:51 am

    What an inconsiderate bastard.
    Whenever I think of death I think of the word 'interred' and that makes me giggle

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:44 am

      Giggling is a good thing. Nice to meet you Ronnie. πŸ™‚

  26. May 15, 2015 at 6:54 am

    bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:44 am

      That's pretty much what I said. πŸ™‚

  27. May 15, 2015 at 7:49 am

    hehe

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:45 am

      Or Bwahahahahahahaha. πŸ™‚

  28. May 15, 2015 at 8:11 am

    Good mourning!

    • May 15, 2015 at 8:45 am

      And good mourning to you too. πŸ™‚

  29. May 23, 2015 at 12:15 am

    I don't know how I missed this one. It's hilarious. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.

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