Country Favorites

Top Ten Country Songs:

I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s like You’re Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is…
It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Fenwick Gifts

  51 comments for “Country Favorites

  1. April 25, 2015 at 2:38 am

    hahaha! "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day" and "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here" perfectly describes how I felt when I was driving back from my final divorce hearing. srsly.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

      I love all of these. Yes indeed. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    April 25, 2015 at 3:25 am

    She's looking better with every beer and I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few must have been written by the same person πŸ™‚

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:22 am

      Probably so Ann. πŸ™‚

  3. April 25, 2015 at 4:21 am

    These are great. I used to be a huge fan of country music, but it doesn't exist in this country?

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

      No country music in New Zealand? Yikes. πŸ™‚

  4. April 25, 2015 at 5:12 am

    Those are so terrific. I bet they would make great songs too. And probably very truthful in some ways, Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

      Yes they would Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. April 25, 2015 at 5:20 am

    Good ones! Roche' is laughing so hard he is holding his little sides!

    smiles, bee

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

      Roche is holding his little sides? I'd love to see that. πŸ™‚

  6. April 25, 2015 at 5:24 am

    They are all hits especially the last one, " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day." That one will make a lot of money or else. Ha,ha,ha. You and your family have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:23 am

      Yes, that's probably one of my favorites too Paul. πŸ™‚

  7. April 25, 2015 at 5:55 am

    I listen to a lot of country western and some of these could actually make it to the top ten. LOL

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      I'm sure they could Jean. πŸ™‚

  8. April 25, 2015 at 6:04 am

    Hahaha…these are brilliant, and would probably be a bit hit. Still smiling.

    Scritches to Little Bit, and big hugs to you and Zane, honey…

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      I'm thinking many of them would top the charts. πŸ™‚

  9. April 25, 2015 at 6:51 am

    Big hits you have here! All top tens for sure πŸ™‚ I am still fairly partial to a "Boy named Sue" and "All my exes" can't help but laugh each time I hear them. Have a great day!

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:24 am

      I love both of those two Jen. Yes I do. πŸ™‚

  10. April 25, 2015 at 7:07 am

    LOL they are all hilarious My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him LMAO

    Have a twangtastic day Sandee :-h c-)

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      I'm sure this has happened more than once Steve. πŸ™‚

  11. April 25, 2015 at 7:10 am

    Now I'll have these songs stuck in my head all day.

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      Sorry Joe. I really am. πŸ™‚

  12. April 25, 2015 at 7:50 am

    A few of those hit too close to home.

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      Yes, they do here too. πŸ™‚

  13. April 25, 2015 at 7:56 am

    off to a good start today with these giggles! Thanks and Happy Day to you and Zane and of course LB!

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:25 am

      Well, have a great day Kathe and we'll do the same. πŸ™‚

  14. April 25, 2015 at 9:49 am

    lol well ya gotta love a good country song, hahahaha

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:26 am

      And most of us do too. πŸ™‚

  15. April 25, 2015 at 10:42 am

    That last one — yes! It's true!

    • April 25, 2015 at 10:51 am

      I think it's impossible. πŸ™‚

  16. April 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    "She's looking better with every beer"! Been there done that and it's the fricking truth.

    • April 25, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      I think most of us have done this one in our younger years. Frightening isn't it. πŸ™‚

  17. April 25, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Did you know I have every one of those? c-)

    • April 25, 2015 at 12:46 pm

      I do now, and I've got most of them myself. πŸ™‚

  18. April 25, 2015 at 2:18 pm

    good ones some of the things you come up with cracks me up πŸ™‚

    • April 25, 2015 at 4:53 pm

      People send me tons of cool stuff. I love that. You do too. πŸ™‚

  19. April 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    Hilarious! I can always count on you to release endorphins…Laughing…Love and miss you. πŸ™‚

    Have a super great day!


    • April 25, 2015 at 4:53 pm

      Hi Annie. It's great to see a comment from you. I miss you bunches. Love you to pieces. πŸ™‚

  20. April 25, 2015 at 8:03 pm


    • April 26, 2015 at 9:27 am

      County music is way different than many other types of music. πŸ™‚

  21. April 26, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    My Monday mornings are happier because of your blog Sandee!! laughing hard in the office right now. Thanks!!

    You have a great day!!

    • April 27, 2015 at 5:49 am

      Well, if you understand country music then you're laughing at this one. πŸ™‚

  22. LAC
    April 27, 2015 at 8:38 am

    Hmm, I think a few of those are still in rotation on my iphone. Megan has taken a liking to old country songs. Her newest favorites are 16 tons and Kawliga. We love singing along to them together!

    • April 27, 2015 at 8:41 am

      Oh how fun. Singing country songs with mom is great fun. πŸ™‚

  23. April 27, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    Them'r some zingers!

    • April 27, 2015 at 12:11 pm

      Yes they are Jason. πŸ™‚

  24. April 27, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    True classics. I think.

    • April 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm

      They are indeed Binky. πŸ™‚

  25. April 30, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Here are a few real titles, Th an God & Greyhound She's Gone, Prop Me Up Against the Jukebox When I Die, and the all time inspirational favorite, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life. Sorry I'm late with these.

    • April 30, 2015 at 6:51 am

      Oh these are good ones too and I remember all three. πŸ™‚

  26. MNL
    August 11, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    laughing, the list is awesome

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