The Genie

One day three women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman.

When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said, “When you’re going down the flume shout out the one thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom.”

So the black haired woman went down and shouted “money” and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted, “gorgeous men” and landed in a pile of gorgeous men.

The blonde woman wasn’t listening to the genie so she went down shouting, “weeeeeee”.

Image Credit: lygsbtd

  58 comments for “The Genie

  1. April 16, 2015 at 1:36 am

    oh, bless her heart. And hand her a bar of soap.

    big hugs xoxo

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      Yes indeed Barb, she's going to need a lot of soap. πŸ™‚

  2. April 16, 2015 at 4:30 am

    Good one. Poor blondes. LOL

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      They do take a beating don't they. πŸ™‚

  3. April 16, 2015 at 4:45 am

    Ouch! Heeheehee!

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      That's a good word. πŸ™‚

  4. April 16, 2015 at 4:54 am

    Oh so blonde. But funny too. Sandee, you have a fantastic day along with Zane and Little Bit.

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      Poor blondes to get picked on often. πŸ™‚

  5. April 16, 2015 at 4:54 am

    I love blonde jokes and this one is really funny. (although a bit of a smelly image)

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:17 pm

      Very smelly image. πŸ™‚

  6. April 16, 2015 at 5:39 am

    i am so pathetic. i don't get it. because i am blonde maybe? roche' said he got it but he doesn't want to tell me. bugger.

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:17 pm

      I don't know how else to tell you she's going to land in a lake of pee. I just don't honey. πŸ™‚

  7. April 16, 2015 at 6:10 am

    Blondes have only one thing one their minds I guess. Ha,ha,ha. Men have only one thing on their minds, blondes. Ha,ha,ha. Hilarious joke.
    Have a hilarious Thursday Sandee. Are you still a blonde my friend? LOL See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:17 pm

      Yes, I'm still blonde Paul. πŸ™‚

  8. April 16, 2015 at 6:56 am

    kersplash…. Good one Sandee! Have a great day!

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:18 pm

      Kersplash indeed Kathe. Not a pretty sight either. πŸ™‚

  9. Jim
    April 16, 2015 at 6:57 am

    Guess she got the little piggy?
    I love your blonde jokes, Sandee. a couple times a year I search your blog for the blonde jokes since I did it last time. I have a file of just blonde jokes.
    Sure would hate to have my computer crash and lose them all w-)

    ..

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:18 pm

      I don't do as many as I used to, but I so love the blonde jokes too Jim. πŸ™‚

  10. April 16, 2015 at 8:10 am

    I had a feeling the blonde would mess it up.

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      They usually do Joe. πŸ™‚

  11. April 16, 2015 at 8:41 am

    LMAO what a wettastic joke y-

    Have a wishful day Sandee :-h

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      Wettastic and not in a good way either. πŸ™‚

  12. April 16, 2015 at 8:42 am

    I don't think that the blonde wasn't listening, it's just that the genie used a polysyllabic word which made everything incomprehensible.

    • April 16, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      At least she didn't exclaim "Oh, sh*t".

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      You're probably right Kismet. πŸ™‚

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:20 pm

      I hadn't thought of sh*t. Even worse. πŸ™‚

  13. April 16, 2015 at 8:52 am

    I wonder what I would have said??

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:20 pm

      Well there is a thought. πŸ™‚

  14. April 16, 2015 at 8:55 am

    Yikes! Depends hazmat suit, anyone?

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:20 pm

      Bwahahahahahaha. Yep that's exactly what she needs. πŸ™‚

  15. April 16, 2015 at 11:21 am

    Hahaha!! Just snorted out my water. poor blonde woman there was so much possibility and instead she just landed in a bunch of muck πŸ™‚ Thanks for the laugh Sandee!

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:20 pm

      She sure did. Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  16. April 16, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    I hope she had her mouth shut when she landed. c-)

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:21 pm

      That would help a great deal indeed. πŸ™‚

  17. April 16, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    Haha. That was funny, bless her heart.

    Big hugs from soggier Mayberry, honey…

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:21 pm

      Yes bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  18. April 16, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    oh that poor blonde….lol

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:21 pm

      She's up to her eyeballs in weeeeeeeeeeee. πŸ™‚

  19. April 16, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Ick! That would be an unpleasant landing.

    • April 16, 2015 at 3:22 pm

      Not something I would look forward to. πŸ™‚

  20. April 16, 2015 at 3:39 pm

    It's hard to be a blonde h-(

    • April 17, 2015 at 6:17 am

      It sure is. I have personal knowledge about that. πŸ™‚

  21. April 16, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    Maybe she won't understand her mistake. Ignorance is bliss, or so they say. πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

    • April 17, 2015 at 6:18 am

      It would be pretty hard not to know. I'm just saying. πŸ™‚

  22. April 16, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    Ewwww! But I can't help but giggle. I'd probably do that too!

    • April 17, 2015 at 6:18 am

      And you're not even blonde. Go figure. πŸ™‚

  23. April 16, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    lol!!! xoxo

    • April 17, 2015 at 6:19 am

      Yep, it would be funny, but only if it was some other blonde and not us. πŸ™‚

  24. April 17, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    That's one wish that's best not to come true.

    • April 18, 2015 at 8:03 am

      I agree Binky. Not a good thing to happen. πŸ™‚

  25. April 18, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    And what would you have said, Sandee? I think I would have chosen winning lottery tickets. I would have kept quite a few for myself, and passed out the other ones. One of them certainly would have been for you. Have a great day! Oui!

    • April 19, 2015 at 8:14 am

      I've not done a lottery ticket in years. Just never think to play. πŸ™‚

  26. April 18, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Hahah love it

    • April 19, 2015 at 8:15 am

      Thanks Bearman. πŸ™‚

  27. April 19, 2015 at 2:28 am

    Ha!!! I just read this out to Michelle & she cracked up. I woulda yelled Chocolate Ice Cream

    • April 19, 2015 at 8:15 am

      Oh ice cream is a good choice. πŸ™‚

  28. April 19, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    hahahahaha!!!! poor girl πŸ™‚

    • April 20, 2015 at 10:04 am

      One much chose wisely and she didn't do well at all. πŸ™‚

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