TV Repairman

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he’d finished she paid him and said, “I’m going to make an unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.

“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man. ”

The repairman could hardly speak, “Yes, yes!”

“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”

“Yes, yes!”

“Would you help me move the refrigerator?

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Wall Save

  52 comments for “TV Repairman

  1. April 14, 2015 at 2:05 am

    bahahaha! We women do have our priorities, don't we? I don't know why God installed the male brain so low. ahem.

    Have yourself a mighty fine day! big hugs xoxo

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:47 am

      Sometimes men thinK with the little brain instead of the big one. πŸ™‚

  2. April 14, 2015 at 3:31 am

    LOL – I'll bet she can get all the help she needs.

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:46 am

      Yep, I'm guessing you're right about that. πŸ™‚

  3. April 14, 2015 at 4:07 am

    Tease!

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:47 am

      It worked Joe. πŸ™‚

  4. April 14, 2015 at 4:10 am

    No doubt, he moved that fridge for her.

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

      I'm sure he did Christine. πŸ™‚

  5. April 14, 2015 at 4:47 am

    A smart woman, that one is. Well done. Sandee, you have fantastic day and Zane, you and Little Bit have one too.

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

      She knows how to get things done for sure. πŸ™‚

  6. April 14, 2015 at 6:12 am

    Pretty girls always know their strengths and other people's weaknesses, don't they.

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

      They sure do Jean and she's a pro at knowing. πŸ™‚

  7. April 14, 2015 at 7:14 am

    If you've got it, might as well use it to get the refrigerator moved. πŸ˜€

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

      Yes indeed Rose and she sure did. πŸ™‚

  8. April 14, 2015 at 7:19 am

    It's so funny you would post this this morning. My youngest daughter was paralyzed by a two inch roach in the bathroom this morning and was yelling for her dad. I want to add that had her dad not been home, I would've been yelled for, but thankfully, it was 5 AM, so everyone was home. He rescued her, but told me later that I did not want to see the size of this roach. Men do have their uses πŸ˜‰

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Too funny cube. I would have liked to have seen that. I'd be chuckling. πŸ™‚

  9. April 14, 2015 at 7:44 am

    love it!

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Me too Caren. πŸ™‚

  10. April 14, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Dear Sandee, Adorable!!
    I am sorry for being slow in my visits. I am trying to catch up; though things have been upside-down even more than usual since my brother took ill. He is doing better each day.
    Blessings, xo Catherine

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:50 am

      Not to worry Catherine. You take care of your brother. That's far more important than blogging. πŸ™‚

  11. April 14, 2015 at 7:52 am

    I can move it, lady. Bur it's gonna cost you.

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:50 am

      He's going to move it and it won't cost her anything. πŸ™‚

  12. April 14, 2015 at 8:13 am

    hahahah have a great day Sandee….Lucy sends her purrs to you!

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:51 am

      I'll take all the purrs Lucy wants to send. πŸ™‚

  13. April 14, 2015 at 8:39 am

    Heeheehee! Wonder how much he's going to charge to do it?

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:51 am

      We all know what he'd like to charge. Not going to happen though. πŸ™‚

  14. April 14, 2015 at 9:07 am

    LOL, a COOL joke, makes us sit at the edge of the seat…suspense until the end !
    Cool post, LOL πŸ™‚

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:52 am

      Yep, I did the same thing Rajiv. πŸ™‚

  15. April 14, 2015 at 10:32 am

    NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haha

    • April 14, 2015 at 10:52 am

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss. πŸ™‚

  16. April 14, 2015 at 11:05 am

    Men are so predictable! πŸ™‚

    Happy April 14th Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • April 14, 2015 at 11:59 am

      Yes they are. I know you're very happy to see the end of tax season for 2015. The kitties are too. πŸ™‚

  17. April 14, 2015 at 11:23 am

    Hi there Sandee. Sorry I'm a little late today. Had to visit my doctor for a physical and it took some time to get it done. I guess bloggers are enjoying the little funny joke. Have the rest of the day with brilliant sunshine my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 14, 2015 at 12:00 pm

      This was a great joke Paul and thanks for letting me steal it from you. I hope your physical turned out okay. πŸ™‚

  18. April 14, 2015 at 1:35 pm

    Haha!! Men!! Now he has to help her move it πŸ™‚

    • April 14, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Yes he does Jenn. πŸ™‚

  19. April 14, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    In a heartbeat! c-)

    • April 14, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      Yep, I knew what you'd say Odie. πŸ™‚

  20. April 14, 2015 at 2:29 pm

    lol……poor guy!

    • April 14, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      Yes, but he'll move the refrigerator. πŸ™‚

  21. April 14, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    LOL, way to burst his bubble

    • April 14, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      Yes, and it sure did too. Poor guy. πŸ™‚

  22. April 14, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Awesome! I wonder if he said yes to that one and STILL hoped something good would come afterward!

    • April 15, 2015 at 7:47 am

      I'm thinking he move the fridge. He's pretty smitten with her. πŸ™‚

  23. April 14, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    Ooops!!! that lady is smart!! πŸ™‚

    I'm finally back from the camp πŸ˜€

    • April 15, 2015 at 7:47 am

      Yes she is and welcome home honey. πŸ™‚

  24. April 14, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    no better time to seize the opportunity. LOL!

    • April 15, 2015 at 7:48 am

      Well, she had things that needed doing. Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  25. April 15, 2015 at 5:03 am

    What a secret! Haha. Good for this smart gal to use HER brain. We know the guy was using his little guy brain. Sucker.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • April 15, 2015 at 7:48 am

      She was using more than her brain, but at least that was her focal point. He was definitely using the little brain. πŸ™‚

  26. April 15, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    She might as well take advantage of the situation.

    • April 15, 2015 at 5:53 pm

      And she did too. Very nicely. πŸ™‚

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