Riviera

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”

The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”

The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”

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  54 comments for “Riviera

  1. April 7, 2015 at 2:50 am

    Lawyers… gotta love 'em.

    Have yourself a lawyer-free day! big hugs xoxo

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

      I've know many, many lawyers over the years. Some were pretty good and some were like the first lawyer. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  2. April 7, 2015 at 4:40 am

    Great lawyer joke.

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

      I thought so too Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  3. April 7, 2015 at 4:46 am

    good one! really good one! roche' wants to go with me today and i told him not this time. he's pouting. that means a trip to the outlet mall with him later…

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:55 am

      Roche is really high maintenance isn't he. Bless his heart.

      Have a great time on your date today honey. πŸ™‚

  4. April 7, 2015 at 4:52 am

    Love the stories about Roche. Hope he has a good trip to the Mall.
    Good lawyer joke. It might be a little harder to start a flood.
    Sandee, you and Zane and Litlle Bit have a super day.

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:55 am

      I do too and I've really missed hearing about him of late. Well Miss Bee has been very busy. πŸ™‚

  5. April 7, 2015 at 5:47 am

    The other lawyer probably left the faucet running in the bathroom that created the flood in the house. See, I'm thinking. Ha,ha,ha, Have a creative Tuesday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bits. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:56 am

      You're thinking indeed Paul. You are always thinking.

      Have a great day Paul. πŸ™‚

  6. April 7, 2015 at 6:12 am

    Hahahaha! I didn't see that coming.

    Have a great day!

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:56 am

      I didn't either Jason. πŸ™‚

  7. April 7, 2015 at 6:17 am

    bwa hahaha I was surprised too! Happy Tuesday!

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:56 am

      Well, we did find an honest lawyer though. πŸ™‚

  8. April 7, 2015 at 6:22 am

    Come on, a real lawyer would know how.

    Good one! Lawyers…blondes…all fair game.

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:56 am

      You're right Joe. Yes you are. πŸ™‚

  9. April 7, 2015 at 6:28 am

    Haha…another good lawyer joke. Laughter is the best medicine on earth.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:57 am

      Laughter is the very best medicine. Big hugs back. πŸ™‚

  10. April 7, 2015 at 6:40 am

    Haven't heard a good lawyer joke in ages. That's a good one!

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:57 am

      Thanks Jean. I've not posted near enough about lawyers of late. πŸ™‚

  11. April 7, 2015 at 7:36 am

    I saw that one coming. It's a unrealistic joke because the lawyer is too honest. A good lawyer would have submitted paperwork that showed tat the place caught fire, sold the land to another lawyer who could do the same thing with a different insurance company in a few years.

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:57 am

      I'd not thought about that angle, but you're probably spot on here. πŸ™‚

  12. April 7, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Hahahahaaaaa….
    Have a great day!

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:58 am

      You have a great day too my friend. πŸ™‚

  13. April 7, 2015 at 8:10 am

    Haha!! Poor lawyers we just keep giving them a black eye πŸ™‚ Sometimes though it is rightly deserved!

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:58 am

      I think they give themselves a black eye. Some are pretty bad. πŸ™‚

  14. April 7, 2015 at 8:13 am

    LOL typical lawyer haha!

    Have a rivertastic day Sandee :-h

    • April 7, 2015 at 8:59 am

      Pretty much Steve. There are some honest ones out there, but there are more that aren't. πŸ™‚

  15. April 7, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Even though my brother-in-law is a lawyer, I laugh at lawyer jokes the way I laugh at everything else jokes. I don't mean to be mean, but if it's funny, it's funny.

    • April 7, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Yep, nothing is sacred here. If it's funny, it's funny and I've known lawyers like the first one. πŸ™‚

  16. April 7, 2015 at 10:59 am

    The doctor is talented, that's how! Heeheehee!

    • April 7, 2015 at 11:09 am

      And honest too. Although I've known some very greedy doctors too. πŸ™‚

  17. April 7, 2015 at 12:09 pm

    πŸ™‚ Have a great day! xoxo

    • April 7, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      You have a great day too Caren. Scritches to Cody. πŸ™‚

  18. April 7, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    That's a good one.

    • April 7, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      Yep, it is indeed Ann. πŸ™‚

  19. April 7, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    LOL, he must of left the facet on a long time!!!
    I am spending a little time catching up on my favorite blogs πŸ™‚
    I love your new colorful look! g-)
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

    • April 7, 2015 at 3:22 pm

      It's good to see you blogging again and welcome to spring in your neck of the woods.

      Thanks for liking the new colorful Comedy Plus. πŸ™‚

    • April 7, 2015 at 3:34 pm

      aww, thanks. I've been reading & following along on my phone. my back doesn't like to sit at the computer to long & it is hard for me to comment with my phone, LOL.

    • April 7, 2015 at 3:47 pm

      I know your back is always giving you fits. I wish I could make that go away. I hate having back problems. Messes up so many things. πŸ™‚

  20. April 7, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    I've got a lawyer in training in the family. I should watch out! Lol!

    • April 7, 2015 at 3:22 pm

      No lawyers in my family. A doctor though. πŸ™‚

  21. April 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    Now we know how attorneys think! Once knew a man who blew up his home for the insurance money. Yep, he spent time at the State Hotel for his deed!

    • April 7, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      I've known how some think for years. They twist the truth often and some just legal enough to keep them out of jail. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  22. April 7, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    Ah yes…you'd think the attorney would know better but maybe they know too much!

    • April 8, 2015 at 6:47 am

      They sure know how to twist things to suit themselves. I've watched them do that for years. πŸ™‚

  23. April 8, 2015 at 4:13 am

    All lawyer and doc jokes are cool πŸ™‚ Happy this made me lol. Let me share this through twitter and Google plus. Spread laughter and happiness πŸ™‚

    • April 8, 2015 at 6:47 am

      Spread the laughter and happiness Rajiv. πŸ™‚

  24. April 8, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Ruh roh!! πŸ™‚

  25. April 8, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    I'm sure he found a way.

    • April 9, 2015 at 5:28 am

      They always find a way Binky. πŸ™‚

  26. April 8, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    Where there's a way, a lawyer will sue it. Where there's a curd…I reckon the same. That's what my pet rock says…

    • April 9, 2015 at 5:29 am

      Listen to Seymour, he's always right you know. πŸ™‚

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