The Year 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Eighty-five-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Image Chef

  42 comments for “The Year 2059

  1. April 4, 2015 at 1:52 am

    On the bright side, weight is coming down. πŸ™‚ These are sadly funny.

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:29 am

      These are just plan sad. πŸ™‚

  2. April 4, 2015 at 3:27 am

    At my age it's possible that I could still be around to see some of these actually happen. The good news is that by then my mind should be totally mush and I won't be aware of any of it happening πŸ™‚

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:30 am

      That would be a good way not to watch some of this. πŸ™‚

  3. April 4, 2015 at 4:36 am

    too funny! i especially loved jamaica taking over france! lol

    smiles, bee

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:31 am

      That would be something wouldn't it. πŸ™‚

  4. April 4, 2015 at 4:58 am

    " Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. " They must have had to much fun. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:31 am

      Well, this could happen I guess. I doubt it, but you never know. πŸ™‚

  5. April 4, 2015 at 5:26 am

    Those really are funny. Had me laughing out loud. Chances are they will come true. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a great day.

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:32 am

      Well, they could in fact come true. Maybe not all but some. πŸ™‚

  6. April 4, 2015 at 6:05 am

    Mexifornia? What about Don't mess with Mexas? bahahaha!

    Sadly, most of these are almost too believable to be funny.

    Have a perfect day! And me, too. big hugs xoxo

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:33 am

      That too Barb. I forgot about that. πŸ™‚

  7. April 4, 2015 at 6:33 am

    LOL especially Baby conceived naturally haha! good about the weight though y-

    Have a futuretastic day Sandee :-h

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:33 am

      I love it that the scientists are stumped. πŸ™‚

  8. April 4, 2015 at 7:23 am

    The way we're headed, some of those could be real headlines… Chernobylran is foremost on my mind.

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Yep, that one is probably going to happen. We know who we can thank for it too. πŸ™‚

  9. April 4, 2015 at 7:35 am

    I don't believe a word of this because it is too optimistic.

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Let's hope none of this comes true. πŸ™‚

  10. April 4, 2015 at 10:51 am

    These sound all too realistic! Glad I won't be around to see some of this.

    Big hugs from chilly nawth Jawjah, honey…

    • April 4, 2015 at 11:35 am

      Me too honey. Me too. πŸ™‚

  11. April 4, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Unfortunately, some of these sound like accurate predictions.

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:13 am

      Yep, these are pretty spot on Jean, unfortunately. πŸ™‚

  12. April 4, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    Oh, dear. What future we have. πŸ™‚
    Happy Easter!

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:14 am

      Not so good of one is it. πŸ™‚

  13. April 4, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    Those are just great! Bookmarked this page — outstanding ideas for some of my satire post!

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:14 am

      I figured you'd like these Ron. Kind of goes with your site very well. πŸ™‚

  14. April 4, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    Too bad some of these are likely to come true.

    A big Happy Easter to you too, while I'm here. πŸ™‚

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:14 am

      I'm pretty sure many of these will come true. Where I live some are already true. πŸ™‚

  15. April 4, 2015 at 9:30 pm

    too close to truth to find humerous

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:15 am

      Amen to that Kathe. πŸ™‚

  16. April 5, 2015 at 4:12 am

    Funny πŸ™‚ I laughed out loud πŸ™‚

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:15 am

      I cry a lot about some of this stuff. πŸ™‚

  17. April 5, 2015 at 4:12 am

    Funny πŸ™‚ I laughed out loud πŸ™‚

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:16 am

      I cry a lot about some of this stuff. πŸ™‚

  18. April 5, 2015 at 9:03 am

    Curious about Iran …. c-)

    • April 5, 2015 at 11:16 am

      It could be a parking lot. That would work for me. πŸ™‚

  19. April 5, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    Not sure whether to laugh or cry! Heeheehee! Okay, i'll laugh, because crying hurts too much.

    • April 5, 2015 at 3:53 pm

      I agree and many of these things are already done and many others are in motion. πŸ™‚

  20. April 6, 2015 at 5:20 am

    Another key to weight loss: bait casting in a snag-rich aquatic environment. I lost a lot of weights that way…*ducking boos and throwd fish bait*

    • April 6, 2015 at 7:09 am

      You crack me up Mike. Yes you do. πŸ™‚

  21. April 6, 2015 at 10:37 am

    I think eating chocolate and TV watching is a better way to lose weight.

    • April 7, 2015 at 6:31 am

      Works for me Binky. I like how you think. πŸ™‚

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