The Farm Boy

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?”

“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

“Well, is your Mother here?”

“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”‘

The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

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  50 comments for “The Farm Boy

  1. March 28, 2015 at 1:53 am

    Hahaha ! Nice answer !

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:40 am

      Well, he's a farm boy after all. 😉

  2. Ann
    March 28, 2015 at 2:39 am

    Had I known you could charge a stud fee for your male children my son could have earned his keep all those years…..lol

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

      I had a son like that too. Bless their hearts. 🙂

  3. March 28, 2015 at 2:57 am

    Kids say the funniest things.

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

      They do in fact Rhonda. 🙂

  4. March 28, 2015 at 3:06 am

    Har!! Didn't see that one comin'.

    Hope your day is just lovely! big hugs xoxo

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Me either. I like it when I don't see the punch line coming. 🙂

  5. March 28, 2015 at 3:08 am

    LMAO I just hope Howard is worth more than the bull & hog when he's older =))

    Have a bargaintastic day Sandee :-h

    PS: I like the new background

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:42 am

      We can hope Steve.

      Thanks. I like the new background too. 🙂

  6. March 28, 2015 at 5:25 am

    Out of the mouths of babes! Cute.

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Farm kids are usually way ahead of the other kids where this is concerned. 🙂

  7. March 28, 2015 at 5:25 am

    Those farmers have to make their money somehow. Too funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Saturday.

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Stud fees are a great way to make money. 🙂

  8. March 28, 2015 at 5:53 am

    I wonder of much they would charge for an Italian Stallion? Ha,ha,ha. Have a fantastic Saturday Sandee. I agree with Stevebethere. The new background is easy on the eyes. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:44 am

      I was married to a Sicilian many moons ago. He sure wasn't much of a stallion though.

      Thanks on the background comment. 🙂

  9. March 28, 2015 at 6:00 am

    Hahahaha! I think Howard is going to be the one who pays…

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:45 am

      No doubt about that Jean(ie). He's going to pay and pay. 🙂

  10. March 28, 2015 at 6:14 am

    A true farm boy! Good one.

    Have a great Saturday, but you always do that.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:45 am

      Yes, a true farm boy. They know stuff about this sort of thing. 🙂

  11. March 28, 2015 at 6:48 am

    Split the diff between the bull and the hog for Howard 😉

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:45 am

      There's a thought Mike. 🙂

  12. March 28, 2015 at 6:51 am

    Uh oh, that is one smart farm boy! I think there will be trouble when Howard gets home!

    Have a great weekend 🙂

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:46 am

      Probably going to be in big trouble. 🙂

  13. March 28, 2015 at 7:25 am

    Is there a Howard franchise I could have?

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:46 am

      Probably. It would no doubt be a moneymaker. 🙂

  14. March 28, 2015 at 7:25 am

    Good one.

  15. March 28, 2015 at 7:34 am

    The kid is a quick thinker! Heeheehee!

  16. March 28, 2015 at 8:14 am

    oh hahahah silly…..Howard would be worth more than a bull!

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:47 am

      I'm the queen of silly Kathe. 🙂

  17. March 28, 2015 at 8:30 am

    Hahahahaaaaa…!
    Have a great Saturday!

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:47 am

      That's what I said.

      Have a great Saturday too. 🙂

  18. March 28, 2015 at 9:08 am

    Howard is going to be in big trouble when he gets home.

    • March 28, 2015 at 9:48 am

      I believe you're right. 🙂

  19. March 28, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Very funny as it always is. Have a great weekend.

    • March 29, 2015 at 7:33 am

      Good to see you Wade. You have a great weekend too. 🙂

  20. March 28, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Howard is going to get more than he bargained for when he gets home. 😉

    • March 29, 2015 at 7:33 am

      Yes, I'm sure he is. 🙂

  21. March 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    omg too funny! xoxo

    • March 30, 2015 at 10:04 am

      Typical farm boy response. 🙂

  22. March 29, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    Hilarious Sandee. That boy's got a good head for makin' money

    • March 30, 2015 at 10:05 am

      Yes, he knows exactly how things work. 🙂

  23. March 30, 2015 at 12:37 am

    hahahahaha!!!! very innocent but quite intelligent answer 🙂

    • March 30, 2015 at 10:05 am

      Very intelligent. It's what he knows. 🙂

  24. March 30, 2015 at 4:55 am

    Dear Sandee, This is adorable. xoxo Catherine

    • March 30, 2015 at 10:05 am

      It is and that kid is as serious as can be. 🙂

  25. March 30, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    Maybe the kid could start a business.

    • March 30, 2015 at 3:39 pm

      Maybe he already has. 🙂

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