The Ferrari

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.”

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, “You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge.”

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, “You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.”

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, “You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam’s Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

“What’s wrong, Sam?” they asked. “You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?”

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, “I just saw my wife go by on a skate board.”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Image Chef

  55 comments for “The Ferrari

  1. March 26, 2015 at 12:13 am

    Poor Sam. πŸ™ (I can only imagine what she must have done to end up on a skate board. )

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:32 am

      She did a lot I'm guessing. πŸ™‚

  2. March 26, 2015 at 2:14 am

    Heard this one before but it's still funny 2nd time around. Forget the wife Sam just enjoy the Ferrari

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:32 am

      I'd never heard this one before. Poor Sam. πŸ™‚

  3. March 26, 2015 at 2:57 am

    Oh! dear LOL what a way to find out =D>

    Have a skateboardlesstastic day Sandee d-)

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:33 am

      Not a nice way to find out at all Steve. πŸ™‚

  4. March 26, 2015 at 3:53 am

    Ouch!

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:33 am

      Huge ouch. Sam didn't deserve this at all. πŸ™‚

  5. March 26, 2015 at 4:47 am

    Buckle up, Buttercup. Life is a bumpy ride!

    big hugs xoxo

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:34 am

      A very bumpy ride. πŸ™‚

  6. March 26, 2015 at 5:08 am

    Oh no, poor guy. Oh well, guess she is getting her just do. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day. So glad Little Bit is doing well.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:34 am

      I think she already got her just due. πŸ™‚

  7. March 26, 2015 at 5:43 am

    I don't like a Ferrari. I like my Bumble Bee Camero. Zoom, zoom. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee even though it's snowing at the moment. YUCK! See ya my good friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:35 am

      I know you love your Camero Paul. Yes we do. πŸ™‚

  8. March 26, 2015 at 5:58 am

    Cute! I didn't see that punchline coming.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:35 am

      I didn't either. πŸ™‚

  9. March 26, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Bwwwwah!!!

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:35 am

      That's what I said when I read this Caren. πŸ™‚

  10. March 26, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Rut roh! Poor guy. At least he has a clean heart.

    Scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey…

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:35 am

      Yes he does and a Ferrari too. πŸ™‚

  11. March 26, 2015 at 7:37 am

    Time to look for a woman in a Rolls.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Way past time to look for another woman. πŸ™‚

  12. March 26, 2015 at 8:23 am

    Poor guy- he needs to seriously find a woman driving at least a Mercedes

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:37 am

      I agree Kathe. πŸ™‚

  13. March 26, 2015 at 8:29 am

    Aww, poor Sam.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:37 am

      Yep, he was a good husband to a not so good wife. πŸ™‚

  14. March 26, 2015 at 8:32 am

    Perhaps he was rewarded with Ferrari for spending life with a skateboard level woman.
    Have a great day!

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:37 am

      Probably right my friend. πŸ™‚

  15. March 26, 2015 at 8:47 am

    I should have seen that coming, but I didn't.

    Good one!

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:37 am

      I didn't see it coming either. Not one bit. πŸ™‚

  16. March 26, 2015 at 9:53 am

    Ya just never know. πŸ™‚

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am

      No you don't Rose. πŸ™‚

  17. March 26, 2015 at 9:56 am

    That's kind of a sad joke.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am

      For Sam it is. πŸ™‚

  18. March 26, 2015 at 10:40 am

    But was it a good skateboard? c-)

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am

      I doubt it Odie. πŸ™‚

  19. LAC
    March 26, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Oh man!!! Did not see that one coming. πŸ™‚ Thanks for the much needed chuckle.

    • March 26, 2015 at 11:39 am

      You're most welcome Lisa. πŸ™‚

  20. March 26, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    Maybe his nice ride will help him get a new girl.

    • March 26, 2015 at 1:01 pm

      It couldn't hurt Jason. He sure deserves a new girl. πŸ™‚

  21. March 26, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    Aww, poor Sam. I wonder if now that he's got the Ferrari and lived a good life if he's allowed to play the field and have a good time in heaven πŸ™‚

    • March 26, 2015 at 2:36 pm

      We can hope Ann. He sure deserved a good time. πŸ™‚

  22. March 26, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    That's funny although I feel sorry for Sam! Wait a minute, he has a Ferrari! Ay yi yi!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • March 26, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      Yes, and he's going to find a gal with a Rolls Royce and they will both be happy. πŸ™‚

  23. March 26, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    OOOOHHH that is terrible! Funny, but terrible!

    Thanks for the laugh Sandee!

    • March 27, 2015 at 10:25 am

      Yes, it's terrible and funny too. πŸ™‚

  24. March 26, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    HA HA HA HA!!! I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    • March 27, 2015 at 10:25 am

      I didn't either and I'd not heard it before either. πŸ™‚

  25. March 26, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    Cheer up Sam! at least you can have the last laugh πŸ™‚

    Have a nice weekend Sandee!

    • March 27, 2015 at 10:26 am

      And a Ferrari too. πŸ™‚

  26. March 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm

    At least she wasn't backwards on a goat…

    • March 28, 2015 at 8:05 am

      You've a valid point here. πŸ™‚

  27. March 30, 2015 at 3:39 pm

    Can't win them all!

    • March 30, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      No, you can't and this poor guy sure didn't. Well not on earth anyway. πŸ™‚

  28. MNL
    April 25, 2018 at 2:27 am

    laughing. But maybe it’s not what he things. Maybe she’s always wanted to skateboard and was always afraid she’d fall and break a hip. Now she can!

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